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(Originally posted on: 02-05-09 02:38:05 PM)
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I had a dream last night that Tartarus and I arranged to sell cocaine in the Northwest Territories. He would take the subway there (there was a subway to NWT for some reason) and I'd send him the drugs by Fed Ex and I forget the rest of the details. Unfortunately I labelled the package as 'cocaine' so it was confiscated by the authorities.
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Reply 1 of 32 (Originally posted on: 02-05-09 02:51:29 PM)
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I had a dream a couple days ago that myself and 2 engineers fled to Australia for apocalyptic reasons. We found snowy on the way and she came with us the rest of the way.

When we finally got to Australia, we were caught by the authorities. When they told us that they were in desperate need of engineers (for apocalyptic reasons) we told them that we were engineers, and so they agreed to let us stay, however snowy would not be allowed to stay. I pretended we were married to stop them from shipping her off to her certain death.

awkward? yes. Wasn't going to tell anyone but since it came up.
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Reply 2 of 32 (Originally posted on: 02-05-09 04:06:37 PM)
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well last night i dreamed I was on an island with all the girls from my drawing class. Im the only guy in the drawing class....They were all naked.

Awesome? yes. Wasn't going to share it, but since it came up.
And you know when I'm down to my socks...what time it is..It's buisness time.
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Reply 3 of 32 (Originally posted on: 02-05-09 04:07:31 PM)
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I think you should switch to meth and Nunavut, and then I'm in.
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Reply 4 of 32 (Originally posted on: 02-05-09 04:38:09 PM)
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Quoted from CockoBlocko:
I think you should switch to meth and Nunavut, and then I'm in.


Those eskimos won't know what hit 'em.
Nun: Sister Augustine believes in things that aren't real.
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Eve: Abortion is murder.
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Eve: Every life is sacred.
Dr. House: Come on. Talk to me. Don't quote me bumper stickers.
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Dr. House: It's meaningless.
Eve: It means that every life matters to God.
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Reply 5 of 32 (Originally posted on: 02-05-09 04:46:22 PM)
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Sometimes I have dreams of Tartarus leading a rag-tag band of canucks into the lower 48' on some post-apocalyptic raiding mission for food and shelter.
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Reply 6 of 32 (Originally posted on: 02-05-09 05:13:12 PM)
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We should make this thread the Tartarus Appreciation Thread where we all discuss the greatness of his job, his career, his education, and his stylish good looks.

Make it happen!
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Reply 7 of 32 (Originally posted on: 02-05-09 05:27:54 PM)
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He writes on his INTL wiki page for that.
"I used the internet to get laid once. That is not a shining moment of pride for me. The worst thing? She evidently gave me chlamydia, which I evidently got cleared up."
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Reply 8 of 32 (Originally posted on: 02-05-09 08:01:50 PM)
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I had a dream that a kitten refused to tell me the secret to happiness, and then appeared to me in the form of a man and said that one of the two most peripheral tools to happiness is a shaver.

It was a frustrating dream.
how is this for a quote
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Reply 9 of 32 (Originally posted on: 02-05-09 08:49:37 PM)
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I hate dreams and I hate tartarus. I dream of killing tartarus and claiming his posting realm as my own.
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Reply 10 of 32 (Originally posted on: 02-06-09 08:35:24 AM)
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thats a whole lot of hate. You should aleviate that anger somehow.
And you know when I'm down to my socks...what time it is..It's buisness time.
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Reply 11 of 32 (Originally posted on: 02-06-09 11:26:38 AM)
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Quoted from 3ms:
I hate dreams and I hate tartarus. I dream of killing tartarus and claiming his posting realm as my own.


That's the apocalyptic reason...your hate begets the world ending.

We are ALL CONNECTED.
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Reply 12 of 32 (Originally posted on: 02-06-09 12:42:29 PM)
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Yes all of your posts are connected because they are bad.
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Reply 13 of 32 (Originally posted on: 02-06-09 02:37:37 PM)
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I had a dream that Alex Trebek was a seven foot tall comedic asshole that everyone loved and I had to follow him and three Jeopardy champion contestants through the streets of Chicago on a dark and rainy night (I've never been there, by the way) and for some reason people were telling me it would be funny if I flashed Alex Trebek.

It was weird, but Alex Trebek punched one of the contestants really hard in the back and we all laughed. It was really joyful for some reason.
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Reply 14 of 32 (Originally posted on: 02-06-09 09:11:41 PM)
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i dreamt about tartarus last night too


ps: ztolkster: j-rod has b-day party tonight..................lol~~~!
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Reply 15 of 32 (Originally posted on: 02-06-09 10:10:32 PM)
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Will his ex be there?
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Reply 16 of 32 (Originally posted on: 02-06-09 10:14:48 PM)
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Yes all of your posts are connected because they are bad.


Maybe. But, I don't post on EVERY thread at EVERY given opportunity to bump it because I'm desperate and lonely for someone to pay attention to me.

"Bad" posts > 3ms's posts
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Reply 17 of 32 (Originally posted on: 02-06-09 10:31:36 PM)
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Oh his Ex was definately there. She brought a book.


holy shit she's fucking awkward to be around.
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Reply 18 of 32 (Originally posted on: 02-07-09 12:32:12 AM)
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Yes plox thats exactly why i post and im amazed that you know me so well, but congrats at admitting ur shitty all the time.
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Reply 19 of 32 (Originally posted on: 02-07-09 07:41:04 AM)
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This thread is doing miracles for me. I had a dream last night that I went to a haunted house kind of hallway in the middle of a car sales lot and had an air-powered cannon that shot something similar to baseballs or softballs at all the people pretending to be zombies or Asians and knocking them over and watching people get hit with things and falling over made me laugh so hard that I woke up.
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Reply 20 of 32 (Originally posted on: 02-07-09 08:21:30 AM)
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Quoted from 3ms:
Yes plox thats exactly why i post and im amazed that you know me so well, but congrats at admitting ur shitty all the time.


Hey man, no need to use shortcuts when 'ur' typing, let's all try and get along, this thread is about Tartarus, remember?

I had a dream last night that...who am I kidding I don't ever dream. Does anyone else not dream and if so, it's very rarely?
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Reply 21 of 32 (Originally posted on: 02-07-09 08:22:34 AM)
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I had one Thursday night where I was leading Barack Obama's army in some kind of real time strategy game, except I kept getting destroyed. Eventually I built a lot of archers and won a Pyrrhic victory.
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Reply 22 of 32 (Originally posted on: 02-07-09 10:45:12 AM)
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So does Tartarus twinkle his nose and create MAGIC?
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Reply 23 of 32 (Originally posted on: 02-07-09 12:03:54 PM)
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I had a dream last night where I ordered a sandwhich, and I watched the lady make it. She put provolne cheese on it and I asked "Sorry, could you take off the provolone?" and she laughed at me and said no.

It was nyquil induced
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Reply 24 of 32 (Originally posted on: 02-07-09 12:04:09 PM)
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Quoted from Old Gregg:
So does Tartarus twinkle his nose and create MAGIC?


He wiggles his cock and bitches fall off.
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