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(Originally posted on: 01-08-09 06:22:03 PM)
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The girl that I just dumped is pregnant. It sucks pretty hard. I met with a lawyer this morning - upon birth she will be declared unfit by the state of TN because she probably won't stop smoking herb during her pregnancy.

August 8. Nickolati Jr will make his first post.


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Reply 1 of 105 (Originally posted on: 01-08-09 06:41:39 PM)
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Congratulations Nikolati, and good luck finding "adventure" now, Dad. Hahahaha, I laugh at your misfortune and advise you to use a condom and less weed next time.

As for myself, my latest and greatest sin was tossing one of my roommates cigarette butts into their chili. They didn't even notice.
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Reply 2 of 105 (Originally posted on: 01-08-09 06:46:14 PM)
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She won't abort that shit?
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Reply 3 of 105 (Originally posted on: 01-08-09 06:48:50 PM)
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She won't abort that shit?


she's probably one of those christian bible-belters

you know, the hypocritical ones who smoke, fuck, gamble, and do drugs, but refuse to get abortions because it's "wrong"
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Reply 4 of 105 (Originally posted on: 01-08-09 07:06:20 PM)
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Is smoking weed bad for pregnant women? Congrats with having a kid, how are you feeling about it?

I'm afraid to confess anything, bt right now I'm not feeling guilty about anything, usually I feel guilty about everything.
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Reply 5 of 105 (Originally posted on: 01-08-09 07:13:03 PM)
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Smoking weed during pregnancy isn't any worse than drinking during pregnancy. I wouldn't be worried.
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Reply 6 of 105 (Originally posted on: 01-08-09 07:47:29 PM)
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I mean Vissario's mom drank and look how he turned out.
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Reply 7 of 105 (Originally posted on: 01-08-09 09:08:53 PM)
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I rather look forward to Nickolati Jr. It will be INTL's second baby.

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Reply 8 of 105 (Originally posted on: 01-08-09 10:25:21 PM)
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eat a bagel, rexy!
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Reply 9 of 105 (Originally posted on: 01-09-09 12:23:42 AM)
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Quote:
I rather look forward to Nickolati Jr. It will be INTL's second baby.



Lol, wtf kind of dick statement is that?

Are you, Sunny, the one who is going to be taking care of the babe?
Are you, Sunny, the one who will now have to devote volumes of time and money towards the babe?
Are you, Sunny, even aware of the challenges associated with raising a child?
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Reply 10 of 105 (Originally posted on: 01-09-09 12:30:45 AM)
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I'm vaguely agreeing with Viss. This isn't exactly something to congratulate nick on.

Secondly: Why congratulate people for having kids? It's not that hard.
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Reply 11 of 105 (Originally posted on: 01-09-09 12:33:03 AM)
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Are you, Sunny, the one who is going to be taking care of the babe?
Are you, Sunny, the one who will now have to devote volumes of time and money towards the babe?
Are you, Sunny, even aware of the challenges associated with raising a child?


Black baby, none of those apply.
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Reply 12 of 105 (Originally posted on: 01-09-09 12:33:15 AM)
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There's nothing more that he could do to avoid this pregnancy short of hoping for a miscarriage. With that reality in mind, what else is there than to accept it and appreciate it?
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Reply 13 of 105 (Originally posted on: 01-09-09 12:44:59 AM)
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How is

Quote:
I rather look forward to Nickolati Jr. It will be INTL's second baby.



a dick statement, but

Quote:
good luck finding "adventure" now, Dad. Hahahaha, I laugh at your misfortune and advise you to use a condom and less weed next time.

is fine
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Reply 14 of 105 (Originally posted on: 01-09-09 06:09:42 AM)
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Because I think she did a far better job using sarcasm than I did.

Believe it or not, Dimi, I don't wish many of you ill-luck in life. My statement to Nikolati is a compendium on the absurdities of his life (as presented to me) and why he is now in the predicament he is in. Think of it:

He wants adventure
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He uses weed
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He obviously doesn't use birth control
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He likes fucking white women
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A baby; a cabal which is going to seriously ruin or at least curtail many dreams he surely had for the future as a young, probably single bachelor who could date women as he pleased and smoke pot at his leisure. Now what does he have? RESPONSIBILITY. Even at the very end, I propose a solution which can accommodate all of those wants and prevent this "good thing" from happening in the future: a condom. If you can't read all of that into my post, then I apologize for not typing this paragraph in the first place.

Sunny, on the other hand, makes a statement which almost leads one to genuinely believe that this event is a "good thing" for his life. Now, either that is wide-eyed stupidity and new-age ignorance at its finest or a very, very cutting analysis that his life is going to get far, far worse. And from sunny, I expect the latter, not the former.

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what else is there than to accept it and appreciate it?


Not let it happen again and get an abortion. Duh..
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Reply 15 of 105 (Originally posted on: 01-09-09 09:17:41 AM)
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what the hell does weed have to do with any of this vissario?
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Reply 16 of 105 (Originally posted on: 01-09-09 10:13:02 AM)
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He's angry because of his smoker roommates.
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Reply 17 of 105 (Originally posted on: 01-09-09 10:54:49 AM)
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Weed always gets me so MAD.
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Reply 18 of 105 (Originally posted on: 01-09-09 11:10:51 AM)
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I'm missing the sarcasm. Still sounds like a condescending lecture to me. aka dick
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Reply 19 of 105 (Originally posted on: 01-09-09 11:21:40 AM)
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Vissario is very nuanced. It takes some study to understand. Vissario:Posting::Ulysses:Literature
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Reply 20 of 105 (Originally posted on: 01-09-09 11:51:25 AM)
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so nickolati has contributed to overpopulation by (likely) bringing another unwanted person who will probably have mommy or daddy issues into the world. congratulations on that!

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Secondly: Why congratulate people for having kids? It's not that hard.


agreed. i get so tired of people talking about their kids and how great and unique and funny their baby-antics are. children are not special or unique - if they were, there wouldn't be 6 billion humans on the earth.
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Reply 21 of 105 (Originally posted on: 01-09-09 11:58:36 AM)
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You'll change your mind and you'll be a great mom, Lyle.

Yeah, I'm only saying this because I know it's what will annoy you the most.

And because it's true.
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Reply 22 of 105 (Originally posted on: 01-09-09 12:14:16 PM)
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you'll be a great mom, Lyle.
maybe if her kids are blind

vvv im saying shes so ugly shell scare her kids vvv who gives a shit christ
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Reply 23 of 105 (Originally posted on: 01-09-09 12:17:08 PM)
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That doesn't even make sense ^^^I realize that but it doesn't make sense, that doesn't happen
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Reply 24 of 105 (Originally posted on: 01-09-09 01:02:04 PM)
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Quoted from szaukjkjit:
You'll change your mind and you'll be a great mom, Lyle.

Yeah, I'm only saying this because I know it's what will annoy you the most.

And because it's true.


it doesn't annoy me. i don't ever plan on having babies of my own (i doubt my views on the environment/overpopulation/society in general will ever beat any maternal instincts i may have), but i don't think i ever said i never wanted to be a mother.

nice try, though?
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