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(Originally posted on: 11-19-08 04:44:22 PM)
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If you are a guy, I'm sure you've heard girls bitch about guys leaving the toilet seat up, and if you are a girl I'm sure you have bitched about it. But Why, Why, WHY!!!?

Question: Do girls have a right to bitch about this, and if so, do they have a right to bitch about it at a house where only guys live?

Personally, if its a toilet where guys and girls have equal claim to, they live in the same house, then I saw screw them bitching bitches.

All they have to do is look where they are sitting to realize they need to put it down. So if everyone just leaves the seat how they left it, then that seems like a pretty fair way to do things. Guys have to adjust the seat, so whats all the hub bub, bub?

I guess you can argue that girls always need the seat down, but I say that they are the ones that wanted to be treated equally, lets equally share the duty (hehe), of the toilet seat.
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Reply 1 of 100 (Originally posted on: 11-19-08 05:17:38 PM)
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I always close the lid. How hard is that? It's there for a reason.
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Reply 2 of 100 (Originally posted on: 11-19-08 06:03:24 PM)
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I never even heard of such a silly thing.
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Reply 3 of 100 (Originally posted on: 11-19-08 06:12:44 PM)
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But...that's what it's for.
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Reply 4 of 100 (Originally posted on: 11-19-08 06:46:37 PM)
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Never close it. Only in the mornings, since otherwise I need to put my clothes on the floor which is.... Ew.
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Reply 5 of 100 (Originally posted on: 11-19-08 09:38:42 PM)
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I think girls have no right to complain about this.

I remember in first grade I stumped my teacher with the question, "If boys need the seat up, and girls need the seat down, why should boys have to put it down for girls but girls don't have to put it up for boys?" She paused, and said "Seats are supposed to be down."

That answer has troubled me ever since.

If people can agree on that logic, that "toilet seats are supposed to be in the down position, or else the universe is unbalanced," then this means that both the seat AND the lid should be down. If a girl wanted to agree that the lid should always be shut, then fine - but she has to live by that rule too.

However, there is no logical argument for why the seat, and not the lid, should always be put down. Guys need it up, girls need it down. Theres no logic for why one should always be the default.
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Reply 6 of 100 (Originally posted on: 11-20-08 06:40:43 AM)
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This comes down to the simple fact.

If girls bitch about it, they win.

That's what being pussy whipped does. Personally I keep my seat down though because I don't like my cat drinking out of my toilet.
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Reply 7 of 100 (Originally posted on: 11-20-08 07:20:30 AM)
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i always pee with the lid down
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Reply 8 of 100 (Originally posted on: 11-20-08 07:38:49 AM)
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Reply 9 of 100 (Originally posted on: 11-20-08 08:19:53 AM)
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girls complain about stupid shit, this should not be surprising
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Reply 10 of 100 (Originally posted on: 11-20-08 08:51:40 AM)
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I always close the lid, and when i'm at home i usually pee sitting down, but when i'm in a public bathroom i don't sit down and i usually don't care if the seat is up or down so i end up peeing on the seat.

So the only time i really put the seat up is when i'm visiting someone elses house where peeing on the seat would be embarassing.

And yes, girls shouldn't bitch about the seat.
It's typical of girls to want everything their way for completely irrational reasons.
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Reply 11 of 100 (Originally posted on: 11-20-08 08:58:10 AM)
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its a manifestation of the female obsession with being in control (penis envy) that motivates them to demand that the seat is kept down

honestly, women are propagandized into thinking that they are man's superior in school and naturally assume that they can make such demands reality
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Reply 12 of 100 (Originally posted on: 11-20-08 08:59:19 AM)
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This comes down to the simple fact.

If girls bitch about it, they win.

That's what being pussy whipped does. Personally I keep my seat down though because I don't like my cat drinking out of my toilet.

Maybe in a relationship, but if you get pussy whipped by your roommates you're clearly half a man.
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Reply 13 of 100 (Originally posted on: 11-20-08 09:37:59 AM)
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This comes down to the simple fact.

If girls bitch about it, they win.

That's what being pussy whipped does. Personally I keep my seat down though because I don't like my cat drinking out of my toilet.

Maybe in a relationship, but if you get pussy whipped by your roommates you're clearly half a man.


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Reply 14 of 100 (Originally posted on: 11-20-08 10:28:54 AM)
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I live with my mother at the moment and we pretty much just leave it however it is. I think after raising two boys, my mother has gotten to the point where she just automatically checks to see if the seat is down before taking a piss.

Now, when I'm at my friends house, where she lives with her mother and it's only the two of them in the house, I make sure to put the seat back down when I'm done. Not because they've ever bitched about it to me, but because the potential is there to get bitched at and I'm aware enough of the fact that through habit of it just being them two in the house for quite a while, they probably don't always look first before sitting.
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Reply 15 of 100 (Originally posted on: 11-20-08 11:33:55 AM)
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When I go to a washroom, wherever it is, I automatically just take my foot and adjust the seat to how I want it. No bending over, no having to do anything radical, no freaking out. It's subconscious to me.

My own principle is to leave the toilet as I found it.

If the lid is down, I put the lid down when I'm done with it. If the seat is down, I leave it down. If the seat was up, I put it back up. I don't see the issue with this, honestly. I do it in my own home, I do it in my friend's homes, I do it wherever I'm a guest.
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Reply 16 of 100 (Originally posted on: 11-20-08 01:47:37 PM)
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Usually if i'm at other people's houses I put the seat down for the same reasons Sandamnit said.

But sometimes, if i'm at a house where I know only girls live there, or the huge majority of people living there is female, i'll purposely put the seat up. Just 'cause its kinda funny.
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Reply 17 of 100 (Originally posted on: 11-20-08 01:50:27 PM)
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Anyone ever have to use one those seats that automatically close?
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Reply 18 of 100 (Originally posted on: 11-20-08 01:51:46 PM)
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So Drahnier pees sitting down. This doesn't particularly shock me.
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Reply 19 of 100 (Originally posted on: 11-20-08 02:04:20 PM)
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I sit down sometimes at home if I want to rest.
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Reply 20 of 100 (Originally posted on: 11-20-08 04:07:44 PM)
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I wish one of the female forumers will post in this thread and disagree with everyone that way we can all put her in her place.
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Reply 21 of 100 (Originally posted on: 11-20-08 04:17:18 PM)
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dude i already did that & you didn't respond to me MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
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Reply 22 of 100 (Originally posted on: 11-20-08 04:26:13 PM)
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Reply 23 of 100 (Originally posted on: 11-20-08 04:48:42 PM)
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i only pee sitting down when i'm hella drunk
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Reply 24 of 100 (Originally posted on: 11-20-08 05:04:00 PM)
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dude i already did that & you didn't respond to me MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
you gave a third option that I chose to ignore as ridiculousness.

Does anyone put little fuzzy covers on their lid? Hows the seat? cushioned or hard?
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