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How many squares of toilet paper do you use when taking a shit?
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(Originally posted on: 11-02-08 04:26:14 PM)
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How many squares of toilet paper do you use, total, when taking a shit?

This is confidential.

If you are a Mussulman and don't use TP, don't bother voting.
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Reply 1 of 29 (Originally posted on: 11-02-08 04:38:10 PM)
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oh, i use fucking rainforrests of paper when pooping
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Reply 2 of 29 (Originally posted on: 11-02-08 04:42:16 PM)
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Obviously it depends entirely on the nature of the feces.
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Reply 3 of 29 (Originally posted on: 11-02-08 04:42:59 PM)
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Reply 4 of 29 (Originally posted on: 11-02-08 05:03:20 PM)
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I don't count
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Reply 5 of 29 (Originally posted on: 11-02-08 07:57:46 PM)
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i use those moisterising wipes so it's like 1-2.
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Reply 6 of 29 (Originally posted on: 11-02-08 08:01:04 PM)
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Who the **** counts?
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Reply 7 of 29 (Originally posted on: 11-02-08 08:01:22 PM)
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How many are in a roll?
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Reply 8 of 29 (Originally posted on: 11-02-08 08:35:35 PM)
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1-2, which is coincidentally what i rated this thread
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Reply 9 of 29 (Originally posted on: 11-02-08 08:38:19 PM)
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This thread is Adam-worthy.

I was hoping for some math shit.
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Reply 10 of 29 (Originally posted on: 11-02-08 08:43:52 PM)
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Quoted from missingno:
This thread is Adam-worthy.

I was hoping for some math shit.

qft, man.
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Reply 11 of 29 (Originally posted on: 11-02-08 10:21:34 PM)
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i keep tugging until i have a fist full, as to best insure that i don't get poop on my hands.
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Reply 12 of 29 (Originally posted on: 11-02-08 11:03:06 PM)
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If you don't have a bidet or some similar device and you're only using 1-2 sheets then you are not taking proper care of your asshole. I'd also have to assume that you have little (or big) brown stains in your undies.
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Reply 13 of 29 (Originally posted on: 11-03-08 04:39:01 AM)
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my old house was built by portugese immigrants, and one of the bathrooms had a bidet. We never used it though, in fact I'm not even sure if the plumbing works for it....but it was worth having it just for all the people who come out of the bathroom immediately after going in and ask "which toilet am I supposed to use?"

Of course, there was that one time where my friend steve took a shit in it...
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Reply 14 of 29 (Originally posted on: 11-03-08 05:44:07 AM)
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Quoted from missingno:
This thread is Adam-worthy.

I was hoping for some math shit.


Ouch. Well, let me explain: my friend was talking about that website where people send in their confessions, and one of them one was "I've always wondered if I use more toilet paper than other people" so I decided to find out.
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Reply 15 of 29 (Originally posted on: 11-03-08 06:43:51 AM)
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I don't count, but I am a good wiper. Also I poop on average like 4 times a day so I probably use more total than all of you.
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Reply 16 of 29 (Originally posted on: 11-03-08 06:49:39 AM)
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Quoted from Zippo:
I don't count, but I am a good wiper. Also I poop on average like 4 times a day so I probably use more total than all of you.


That's a lot of poop. What the hell do you eat?
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Reply 17 of 29 (Originally posted on: 11-03-08 06:56:59 AM)
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Zippo, I see you still have the gift!
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Reply 18 of 29 (Originally posted on: 11-03-08 07:04:44 AM)
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My diet mainly consists of coffee, sandwiches, water, cereal, chicken, fruits, and vegetables. I don't poo a lot each time. I poo in small increments.

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Reply 19 of 29 (Originally posted on: 11-03-08 09:39:19 AM)
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i just printed this thread out and used it to wipe my ass, how many squares is that?
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Reply 20 of 29 (Originally posted on: 11-03-08 10:16:15 AM)
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This thread belongs in serious discussions!
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Reply 21 of 29 (Originally posted on: 11-03-08 10:18:03 AM)
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Quoted from d-bag:
This thread belongs in serious discussions!

I can't believe this just happened.
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Reply 22 of 29 (Originally posted on: 11-03-08 01:54:46 PM)
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I counted. My first fistfull was 33 squares, second was 25. We don't use two-ply though.
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Reply 23 of 29 (Originally posted on: 11-03-08 07:33:45 PM)
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Uh, I don't use toilet paper. I'm not some sort of primitive caveman who wipes his ass with tree pulp. I use high-quality, moist flushable wipes with aloe and cleansers. Otherwise my ass is not getting clean. I could use three wipes and get my o-ring sparkling clean or use up 40 squares of TP to get my bunghole merely less brown. The wipes can also be used to clean other areas of your body. Also toilet paper is too weak for me because my asscrack is covered in hair that tends to shred toilet paper (I think because I apply so much force when wiping) which leaves little tiny balls of toilet paper stuck in my asshair which really fucking sucks.
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Reply 24 of 29 (Originally posted on: 11-03-08 08:01:15 PM)
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Did they teach you that in prison
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