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What random useless skills and abilities do you have?

I can lick my uvula.

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I can also do that, and lick my nose. I can separate my shoulders and dislocate my collar bone.

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I can dislocate my big toe and one of my index fingers. Also, can lick my nose, wiggle my ears/move my forehead.

‹just dandy› but. again. funnel aspect. I don't want anything put in there unawares. I'm no Richard Gere.
‹Purple› If it was Sunny doing it, s/he'd be pretty rough
‹just dandy› ouch. I just involuntarily clenched.

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Oh yeah I can also lick my nose. My friend says its because it's big and jewish. For some reason I can only flex my left triceps muscle.

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I can rotate my feet 180 degrees. That's about it.

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Ugh. I'm a freak.

Starting from my head down. Can flip my eyelids inside out, move my eyes independently of one another, make it look like my brain's coming out of my forehead,cry at will, dislocate my jaw, make my tongue do a wave, make it look like a bathtub, make it look like a three leaf clover, can turn it in circles, elvis lip.. um. Can make the area below my chin look like I'm a frog, dislocate both of my shoulders, stick out my shoulder blades, crack my neck, I can hold my hands behind my back and bring them over my head without letting go, can rub my shoulder blades along my ribs, make my boobs dance, do the belly wave, my arms overextend and if I extend them quickly they make a nasty snapping noise, all of my fingers dislocate (and thumbs), can do the creepy fingers thing, can rub my tendons over my knuckles, pop my wrists, dislocate my hips, rest my chin on my foot comfortably, my knees go backward a bit, crack my right ankle, dislocate my right big toe, spread and dislocate my toes and move them independently for the most part.

That's really not all of it. I was put together really haphazardly.

Koalas have sharp claws but they are weak. They all small and fat and they be climing trees. I hope a storm just come while theyjust chilling up in the tree thinking they is hard and they're will all just fall off. They just break they neck and shit. When they fall they claws are going to fall off and they going to be crying like some little bitches.

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I'm really, really good at skipping rocks. I'm definitely better than anyone I've ever met.

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Quoted from just dandy:
Ugh. I'm a freak.

Starting from my head down. Can flip my eyelids inside out, move my eyes independently of one another, make it look like my brain's coming out of my forehead,cry at will, dislocate my jaw, make my tongue do a wave, make it look like a bathtub, make it look like a three leaf clover, can turn it in circles, elvis lip.. um. Can make the area below my chin look like I'm a frog, dislocate both of my shoulders, stick out my shoulder blades, crack my neck, I can hold my hands behind my back and bring them over my head without letting go, can rub my shoulder blades along my ribs, make my boobs dance, do the belly wave, my arms overextend and if I extend them quickly they make a nasty snapping noise, all of my fingers dislocate (and thumbs), can do the creepy fingers thing, can rub my tendons over my knuckles, pop my wrists, dislocate my hips, rest my chin on my foot comfortably, my knees go backward a bit, crack my right ankle, dislocate my right big toe, spread and dislocate my toes and move them independently for the most part.

That's really not all of it. I was put together really haphazardly.

I hate to sound like a dick on the internet, but you make a video of you, naked, doing all of this, in one take? That would be awesome.

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I can pop nearly every joint in my body with ease. Neck, back, fingers, wrist, elbows, shoulders, hips, knees, ankles, toes. Oh, and my jaw. But that's because I have TMJ. And I have occasionally popped my sternum with feels very fucking uncomfortable when it happens.

I have a muscle in my wrist that some people don't have. It's apparently useless.

I have a very expressive face and am known for making some hilarious expressions.

I can close my jaw and stick my tongue out due to my open bite.

I too can do the belly wave. I don't think it's that uncommon.

I have partially webbed toes because I am descended from a race of alien fishmen.

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Quoted from just dandy:
Ugh. I'm a freak.

Starting from my head down. Can flip my eyelids inside out, move my eyes independently of one another, make it look like my brain's coming out of my forehead,cry at will, dislocate my jaw, make my tongue do a wave, make it look like a bathtub, make it look like a three leaf clover, can turn it in circles, elvis lip.. um. Can make the area below my chin look like I'm a frog, dislocate both of my shoulders, stick out my shoulder blades, crack my neck, I can hold my hands behind my back and bring them over my head without letting go, can rub my shoulder blades along my ribs, make my boobs dance, do the belly wave, my arms overextend and if I extend them quickly they make a nasty snapping noise, all of my fingers dislocate (and thumbs), can do the creepy fingers thing, can rub my tendons over my knuckles, pop my wrists, dislocate my hips, rest my chin on my foot comfortably, my knees go backward a bit, crack my right ankle, dislocate my right big toe, spread and dislocate my toes and move them independently for the most part.

That's really not all of it. I was put together really haphazardly.

ok I can do most of these things, I can rotate my arms almost completely around, looks as if my arm is broken. I can also raise my shoulderblades out away from my body.

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I can drink bourbon like water, took about a month to build that up tho.

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I can do quite a bit... I have freakish hands that are uber flexible, and I can bend my hand backwards and touch the top of my arm. I can contort my fingers into strange shapes, and do so regularly (nervous habit.) I can pop almost every joint in my body (yes, even my jaw, which is annoying and hurts.) I'm double jointed in my elbow. I can run my tendons over my knuckles, which freaks people out for some reason; also, I can make very loud popping noises by snapping the tendons against my lips (it's hard to explain.) I can move all of my toes independently. I can go cross-eyed at will.

As far as other talents go... I am a veritable walking encyclopedia of useless trivia. The more random and outrageous the fact, the better I remember it. The downside is I'm very bad at recall, so unless I have some cue I can't think of trivia on the spot.

I am unable to grow a beard. I just get a short moustache, chin beard, and sideburns.

In respect to climbing rocks and such, I have amazing balance. I have never slipped or fallen while climbing. However, at almost anything else I have amazingly *bad* balance. The exception is biking.

Speaking of biking, I can ride my bike while standing on the seat, yet I can't pop a wheelie. I have excellent endurance on a bike and indeed have ridden for a full day on several occasions.

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I don't really even like hearing about it or reading about it

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Oh wait. I can mirror write. That's a talent that always impresses people for some reason.

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Quoted from SrprzezInzd:
Quoted from just dandy:
Ugh. I'm a freak.

Starting from my head down. Can flip my eyelids inside out, move my eyes independently of one another, make it look like my brain's coming out of my forehead,cry at will, dislocate my jaw, make my tongue do a wave, make it look like a bathtub, make it look like a three leaf clover, can turn it in circles, elvis lip.. um. Can make the area below my chin look like I'm a frog, dislocate both of my shoulders, stick out my shoulder blades, crack my neck, I can hold my hands behind my back and bring them over my head without letting go, can rub my shoulder blades along my ribs, make my boobs dance, do the belly wave, my arms overextend and if I extend them quickly they make a nasty snapping noise, all of my fingers dislocate (and thumbs), can do the creepy fingers thing, can rub my tendons over my knuckles, pop my wrists, dislocate my hips, rest my chin on my foot comfortably, my knees go backward a bit, crack my right ankle, dislocate my right big toe, spread and dislocate my toes and move them independently for the most part.

That's really not all of it. I was put together really haphazardly.

I hate to sound like a dick on the internet, but you make a video of you, naked, doing all of this, in one take? That would be awesome.

Could take a video of me doing a couple of them. er. fully clothed.

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Does fucking like a bonobo count?

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Quoted from just dandy:
Quoted from SrprzezInzd:
Quoted from just dandy:
Ugh. I'm a freak.

Starting from my head down. Can flip my eyelids inside out, move my eyes independently of one another, make it look like my brain's coming out of my forehead,cry at will, dislocate my jaw, make my tongue do a wave, make it look like a bathtub, make it look like a three leaf clover, can turn it in circles, elvis lip.. um. Can make the area below my chin look like I'm a frog, dislocate both of my shoulders, stick out my shoulder blades, crack my neck, I can hold my hands behind my back and bring them over my head without letting go, can rub my shoulder blades along my ribs, make my boobs dance, do the belly wave, my arms overextend and if I extend them quickly they make a nasty snapping noise, all of my fingers dislocate (and thumbs), can do the creepy fingers thing, can rub my tendons over my knuckles, pop my wrists, dislocate my hips, rest my chin on my foot comfortably, my knees go backward a bit, crack my right ankle, dislocate my right big toe, spread and dislocate my toes and move them independently for the most part.

That's really not all of it. I was put together really haphazardly.

I hate to sound like a dick on the internet, but you make a video of you, naked, doing all of this, in one take? That would be awesome.

Could take a video of me doing a couple of them. er. fully clothed.

He'll just have to use his imagination then. You're probably going to make some young man (or woman) very happy some day.

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I am unable to grow a beard. I just get a short moustache, chin beard, and sideburns.

It sounds like your facial hair naturally grows like a mustachioed hillbilly?

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He'll just have to use his imagination then. You're probably going to make some young man (or woman) very happy some day.

Yeah who hasn't fantasized about having sex with a girl whos brain looks like it's coming out of her forehead as her arms pop out of their sockets.

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I poop more times each day than anyone else I know.

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Quoted from Jiffy:
I can rotate my feet 180 degrees. That's about it.

I seriously came here to post this. Except that I can do it to 220 degrees. I actually measured this with a compass and protractor.

You guys think that's geeky? Well, someone had to help me do it, so they get half the blame. Fuck you hater assholes.

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I can twist my left my arm a full 360 degrees so that the elbow is going "the wrong way". I can put my thumbs so that they are resting on the back of my hands. I can turn my pinkies 90 degrees inwards. I can spin a Frisbee, books, anything flat and light enough for an "infinite" period of time, or until I get bored.

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Alyantis: Thumb & pinky thing I can do too. Neat party trick.

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Quoted from Jiffy:
I can rotate my feet 180 degrees. That's about it.

Quoted from TPC:
I can do it to 220 degrees.

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I can twist my left my arm a full 360 degrees so that the elbow is going "the wrong way".

I can do that too.

I can also crack way too many things. Neck, back, and fingers are a given. I can crack every one of my fingers in multiple ways. I can crack my kneecaps by grabbing them and pulling them back. I can crack them by bending them back and forth far enough. I can crack all my toes, my ankles, my wrists, my elbows, and sometimes even my chest. Each crack feels good the moment it cracks, but is usually uncomfortable all the rest of the time. Especially my knees.

I'm sure I can do all sorts of other crap but don't feel like thinking about it.

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I can cross eight of my fingers simultaneously (or all ten, if you count holding my hands next to each other so my thumbs are crossing).

While I cannot roll or form my tongue into any shapes, I can flip it over in either direction so that the underside faces upward. I can also use it to do that trick wherein a cherry stem is tied into a knot.

I can also whistle two complete octaves by switching to a different embouchure. This means I can produce all of the whistle sounds in the theme for The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly without using my hands for the lower bits (which I think is how it is usually done).

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Different embouchure? Is that like whistling inwards instead of outwards? Because I can do that and produce an infinite whistle. :S

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