Ztolk
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Rawr.
 definitely threw the blue lego
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Reply 7 of 57 (Originally posted on: 10-20-08 07:37:23 PM)
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Quoted from just dandy: Ugh. I'm a freak.
Starting from my head down. Can flip my eyelids inside out, move my eyes independently of one another, make it look like my brain's coming out of my forehead,cry at will, dislocate my jaw, make my tongue do a wave, make it look like a bathtub, make it look like a three leaf clover, can turn it in circles, elvis lip.. um. Can make the area below my chin look like I'm a frog, dislocate both of my shoulders, stick out my shoulder blades, crack my neck, I can hold my hands behind my back and bring them over my head without letting go, can rub my shoulder blades along my ribs, make my boobs dance, do the belly wave, my arms overextend and if I extend them quickly they make a nasty snapping noise, all of my fingers dislocate (and thumbs), can do the creepy fingers thing, can rub my tendons over my knuckles, pop my wrists, dislocate my hips, rest my chin on my foot comfortably, my knees go backward a bit, crack my right ankle, dislocate my right big toe, spread and dislocate my toes and move them independently for the most part.
That's really not all of it. I was put together really haphazardly.
I hate to sound like a dick on the internet, but you make a video of you, naked, doing all of this, in one take? That would be awesome.
"I used the internet to get laid once. That is not a shining moment of pride for me. The worst thing? She evidently gave me chlamydia, which I evidently got cleared up."
-Wandering Idiot
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