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(Originally posted on: 11-10-02 08:14:59 PM)
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I'm giving blood tommarow for the first time and i'm slightly nervous. My dad and one of my older brothers had seizures when they gave blood but my other older brother didn't. Honestly i'm just giving blood because I have a huge paper due tommarow and this gets me out of it...

Anyone know anything that could help me out, like what to eat, how to "not have a seizure and die", or anything like that?
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Reply 1 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-10-02 08:18:31 PM)
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It's illegal because you're not fucking 18.

Make sure you have some juice and sugar. Apple juice is ideal.
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Reply 2 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-10-02 08:18:55 PM)
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Honestly i'm just giving blood because I have a huge paper due tommarow and this gets me out of it...



Nice to see "love for humanity" is still alive and kicking.
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Reply 3 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-10-02 08:23:26 PM)
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The age limit is 17, dragonmaster.
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Reply 4 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-10-02 08:25:24 PM)
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Honestly i'm just giving blood because I have a huge paper due tommarow and this gets me out of it...


Yah, I'll get right on that "helping you out" thing. You sound like you're worth my time.
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Reply 5 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-10-02 08:27:11 PM)
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Oh jesus christ people. I'd have given blood even if I didn't have the paper due, I just picked tommarow because the paper is due tommarow.
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Reply 6 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-10-02 08:27:59 PM)
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That would contradict your "I'm just" statement.
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Reply 7 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-10-02 08:29:33 PM)
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Well I wasn't quite expecting to have my reasons for donating blood questioned. But since you all seem to hate the idea of giving blood for reasons other than loving humans I felt I should be more clear.
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Reply 8 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-10-02 08:49:12 PM)
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Giving blood is giving blood.

Take it or leave, you ungrateful fucks. If you get in a horrible accident and almost die, make sure the blood you get in the hospital was given by people with completely pure intentions.
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Reply 9 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-10-02 08:49:52 PM)
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I give half a liter (800 grams) of blood 4, 5 times a year. It's not that bad. It is important that you drink a lot before, and especially after giving blood. Make sure you take a good breakfast before going. Soup is good afterwards. Bring something to read, to take your mind off. Not a playboy though, it's not wise to pump blood to places you don't need at that time. You'll be alright.
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Reply 10 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-10-02 10:08:13 PM)
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Aw fuck James, give it to me straight, I'm a dead man aren't I?
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Reply 11 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-10-02 10:30:42 PM)
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Before donating the blood, they put a very small, short needle into your finger to get a drop of blood, to check you iron levels... most people find that tiny sting more annoying than the donation itself. The whole thing will be over before you know it. Good work i'm a serial-killer :)
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Reply 12 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-10-02 10:57:39 PM)
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I remember that, James, and if it floats, it's ok, and if it sinks, it's not. *shudder* I'm deathly afraid of needles, but my parents ALWAYS took me when they donated blood.
They always served sweets at the donation thing when I went.
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Reply 13 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-10-02 11:07:39 PM)
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i gave blood every opportunity in high school beause they school held blood drives. every time i managed to drag it out so i spent the entire school day in there.
Lately I've been feeling dead inside, Like my guts have dried up and died
But every night I water them back to life
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and beg change from a world that needs some
But I'm so inebriated that I cannot see, Between the moon and you, lunacy is setting in
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Reply 14 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-10-02 11:08:53 PM)
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Here they put it in a machine, and it gives a reading... my iron count is usually between 9 and 10.5. By the way, is it true that they pay you in America (for donating blood)?
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Reply 15 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-10-02 11:15:55 PM)
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I don't think it is for blood, but for... something else in blood. Shit, I can't remember. You can make like $100 a week giving that stuff.
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Reply 16 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-10-02 11:19:10 PM)
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they pay you when you donate sperm, ova and plasma.
Lately I've been feeling dead inside, Like my guts have dried up and died
But every night I water them back to life
When I fall down I'll fall apart, Trade in my bike for a shopping cart
and beg change from a world that needs some
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Reply 17 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-10-02 11:31:06 PM)
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PLASMA.
That's it.
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Reply 18 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-11-02 12:01:48 AM)
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Except thats fairly difficult to donate, if I believe.
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Reply 19 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-11-02 12:48:06 AM)
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plasma is a very easy thing to "donate*". basically like donating blood, but they have a super duper machine that separates the plasma from the rest of the blood components (i.e., white cells and red cells), adds saline and shoves your blood back into your arteries.

it takes 45 minutes to an hour and a half, depending on how good you are at making your body pump blood through your arm.

and they give you cash!




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Reply 20 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-11-02 04:14:27 AM)
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Quoted from NNY:
they pay you when you donate sperm

That's just stupid.

And we don't get paid for donating blood here!
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Reply 21 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-11-02 05:12:39 AM)
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Stormraider: Be nice, asshole.

Nimo: If you have a seizure and die, can I have your stuff? And yeah, I hear orange juice is best to drink afterwards.
I want to tell you a little about myself, so you'll know where I'm coming from. First off, I am 35 years old.. I am thrice divorced.. and I live in a van down by the river!
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Reply 22 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-11-02 06:03:01 AM)
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I already promised my stuff to wheezy, but I have some women, would you like my women?
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Reply 23 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-11-02 06:05:43 AM)
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As long as they're attractive women....ah, fuck, I'll take them either way.
I want to tell you a little about myself, so you'll know where I'm coming from. First off, I am 35 years old.. I am thrice divorced.. and I live in a van down by the river!
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Reply 24 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-11-02 06:09:39 AM)
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You're god damn right you will.

They're a little weird, they're really into getting on each other and wearing strap-ons, I hope you have no problems with that... :{
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