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This thread is dedicated to all things relating to fancy baked goods (i.e., keep the uncultured bullshit like cupcakes to a minimum).

In order of tastiness, I would have to rank as follows:

1. Muffins. Especially lemon poppy seed muffins. I had one this morning with some coffee and they were the best I've ever had. The store had just baked them and they were warm and crispy.
2. Danishes. Cream cheese danishes...dry outside, warm gooey center. mmmloveitmmm
3. Bagels. Nothing like a hot, crispy bagel in the morning with cream cheese.
4. Tarts. Not a fan. Too...tarty.
5. Scones. Fuck you, scones. I've never had a good one of you. So goddamn dry. Like I'm biting a brick.

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oh shit what do i vote for

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Ballsack 5.0

i'd like to see a pic of ice's duck

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Douchebag option. Snookbag.

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thanks for the help, captain emo!

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I'm not a douchebag but I don't think I've ever had a lemon poppyseed muffin. I like blueberry muffins though, and bagels.

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Ballsack 5.0

i'd like to see a pic of ice's duck

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Quoted from Ampitheatre:
I'm not a douchebag but I don't think I've ever had a lemon poppyseed muffin.

You have provided contradictory information.

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This reply was last edited on 07-11-08 09:37:22 AM by Ballsack 5.0.

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There's this bagel place in South Tampa called Sunshine Bagels, and they have the best bagels in the world. If you're ever in Tampa and need breakfast, go there.

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Ballsack 5.0

i'd like to see a pic of ice's duck

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We'll go together.

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pain au chocolat i'm a serial-killer :)

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voted tarts

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Voted douchebag

Bagels are wonderful though

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Nice i'm on the cool team.

I like muffins that are more like cakes then muffins, like chocolate chip chocolate muffins.

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I love muffins -- especially poppy seed, pumpkin spice (anything pumpkin-flavored, really), and zucchini nut.

Also throwing in that baklava (syrup and nut phyllo dough pastry) and pastelitos (cheese and guava phyllo dough pastry) are both fancy and delicious.

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i'd like to see a pic of ice's duck

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Quoted from kayte:
pain au chocolat

pain au kayte MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

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voted tarts

Too tarty...tarus.

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Voted douchebag

Bagels are wonderful though

1) Correct voting.

2) Agreed.

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Nice i'm on the cool team.

I like muffins that are more like cakes then muffins, like chocolate chip chocolate muffins.

1) You're on the douchebag team, douchebag. Mostly cause you gave Kayte a hard time in the Canadianism thread.

2) Those are called cupcakes, and I specifically said no fucking cupcake discussion in this thread UR THE GHEYEST PERSNO EVAR SNDAMIT!!1

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I love muffins -- especially poppy seed, pumpkin spice (anything pumpkin-flavored, really), and zucchini nut.

Also throwing in that baklava (syrup and nut phyllo dough pastry) and pastelitos (cheese and guava phyllo dough pastry) are both fancy and delicious.

1) Zucchini nut? WUT? Exotic.

2) Good catch.

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You said keep it to a minimum. And its in the "muffin" section.

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i'd like to see a pic of ice's duck

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No sassing the thread-maker. UR THE GHEYEST PERSNO EVAR SNDAMIT!!1

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Mmmm, baklava.

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<BB> spoonful of amphy sex

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fruit explosion muffins

even though one time I got one and they forgot to put the explosion in it. I was quite disappointed.

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Mmmm, zucchini.

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If BB weren't in this thiread, it wouldn't be shitty.

Also, bagels are the shit. Also, Would you still call really big muffins with chocolate chips in them and stuff, cupcakes?

Either way, they are fucking delicious.

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bagels are disgusting, they tried selling them here some years ago, and my parents bought them, and i was like what is this shit

oh, and when they started to show the tonight show with Leno, here in denmark, he made a small commercial for danish tv, which went like "hey, watch my show on kanal 5, and have a danish", and that is so fucking stupid.....mostly because they are called Wienerbrød here, which means bread from Vienna

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Ballsack 5.0

i'd like to see a pic of ice's duck

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Had coffee with a meltaway this morning. Delicious.

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Mmmm, baklava.

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Mmmm, zucchini.

Baklava > Zucchini. Gonna have to side with the amphster here.

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fruit explosion muffins

even though one time I got one and they forgot to put the explosion in it. I was quite disappointed.

Never had one. Describe.

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If BB weren't in this thiread, it wouldn't be shitty.

Undoubtedly true. However, since I am the creative force behind this thread, I do think I deserve some credit for any LOL's you may have.

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Also, bagels are the shit. Also, Would you still call really big muffins with chocolate chips in them and stuff, cupcakes?

Either way, they are fucking delicious.

Big muffuns with chocolate chips are muffins. However, Dimi clearly was not refering to those. He was refering to cupcakes with chocolate chips in them. This makes him a d-bag.

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bagels are disgusting, they tried selling them here some years ago, and my parents bought them, and i was like what is this shit

oh, and when they started to show the tonight show with Leno, here in denmark, he made a small commercial for danish tv, which went like "hey, watch my show on kanal 5, and have a danish", and that is so fucking stupid.....mostly because they are called Wienerbrød here, which means bread from Vienna

Shut up and eat your bagel and Danish MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

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I'm not a muffin fan.

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I love muffins.

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i'd like to see a pic of ice's duck

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Nickolati wins round 1.

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