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Reply 4050 of 4096 (Originally posted on: 03-03-11 08:17:07 PM)
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that looks really nice troz
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Reply 4051 of 4096 (Originally posted on: 03-03-11 08:25:21 PM)
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I'd fuck me.


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Reply 4052 of 4096 (Originally posted on: 03-04-11 03:59:29 AM)
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is that a tent cuz of your house burning down? can you tell me what happened?
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Reply 4053 of 4096 (Originally posted on: 03-04-11 03:59:49 AM)
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what happen with your life
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Reply 4054 of 4096 (Originally posted on: 03-04-11 09:13:12 AM)
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I hosted an improv show near the end of February. It was fun.



Also speed vegetable eating:


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Reply 4055 of 4096 (Originally posted on: 03-04-11 09:36:14 AM)
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what is the hardest vegetable to eat quickly? my guess is eggplant or maybe carrots
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Reply 4056 of 4096 (Originally posted on: 03-04-11 10:38:48 AM)
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or what about like, a cauliflower or a big cabbage
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Reply 4057 of 4096 (Originally posted on: 03-04-11 12:34:15 PM)
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a pumpkin.
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Reply 4058 of 4096 (Originally posted on: 03-04-11 12:55:20 PM)
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isnt that technically a gourd though
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Reply 4059 of 4096 (Originally posted on: 03-04-11 02:00:31 PM)
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gourds aren't vegetables? Mind. Blown.
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Reply 4060 of 4096 (Originally posted on: 03-04-11 02:12:16 PM)
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Apparently they are fruit.
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Reply 4061 of 4096 (Originally posted on: 03-05-11 07:46:25 AM)
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is that a tent cuz of your house burning down? can you tell me what happened?


That night I set up a tent in a lady friend's living room and we had fun with a star projector. It was pretty dope. Basically we set up a tent for the sole purpose of getting really, really stoned inside it.

Last night was the first night in New Orleans. I have a two bedroom apartment on St. Ann Street. It is literally a 10 minute walk to Bourbon Street. I now love my life, and it feels great.
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Reply 4062 of 4096 (Originally posted on: 03-05-11 08:07:06 AM)
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These terms aren't all mutually exclusive.
"ztolk it seems like all you do is watch videos of muscular people vomiting"
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Reply 4063 of 4096 (Originally posted on: 03-05-11 08:21:06 AM)
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i had a roommate who slept in a tent inside his room. he was weird
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Reply 4064 of 4096 (Originally posted on: 03-05-11 05:08:25 PM)
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I once had an indoor camp out in the middle of winter in my recently-vacated ex roommate's room in my old place. We put stars and moons all around the room, set up a tent. Put fake trees around, drew wolves and streams and more trees and stars on the walls and ceiling. We roasted hot dogs and marshmallows on skewers over a stove, bought lots of toy snakes and large stuffed animals and hid them around the room. Then bought toy bows and arrows and shotguns. We also had woods sounds playing and a fire screen saver. This was all a gigantic ploy to have a legit reason to have my crush (at the time) sleep in the same vicinity as me. Instead, I got incredibly nervous and my roommate, her ex, and my crush slept in the tent and I slept just outside of it under the pretense of "watching out for bears".

It's a good thing though, because I ended up getting engaged to his brother.

Sorry if that was excessively detailed. Substance abuse ftw.
Koalas have sharp claws but they are weak. They all small and fat and they be climing trees. I hope a storm just come while theyjust chilling up in the tree thinking they is hard and they're will all just fall off. They just break they neck and shit. When they fall they claws are going to fall off and they going to be crying like some little bitches.
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Reply 4065 of 4096 (Originally posted on: 03-08-11 05:40:23 AM)
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Reply 4066 of 4096 (Originally posted on: 03-08-11 08:16:37 AM)
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jd once again you amaze me with your weirdness
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Reply 4067 of 4096 (Originally posted on: 03-08-11 10:46:43 AM)
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jd you know I love you but that was strange.
Nickolati: i would have gone to the doctor, because I am pussy trapped in a lumberjack's body
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Reply 4068 of 4096 (Originally posted on: 03-08-11 11:23:43 AM)
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jd we should go to a fancy restaurant, but a fancy restaurant where the servers are also the tables and chairs, but not the food. The food is the food. Also we can only be fed by a small angled trough, one on each side of the table, and all the food is crushed into small sushi-roll-sized balls and we have to use chopsticks that are too long to feed ourselves to put the balls into the other's trough and then it rolls into our mouths to eat. And it's outside on a warm day with a mildly cool breeze and my blood sugar is low and I'm on a slow insulin drip to ensure that I won't be coming out of it any time soon.

Also vegetable eating difficulty notes:
Bell pepper - relatively easy, because you can chomp it like an apple and it has enough juice in it to keep hydration up during the eating. My average times go between 1:20 and 1:40. I think my record was 1:16 in high school?

Cucumber - not too bad if the skin is not dry. It also helps that the middle has some water. It goes down pretty easily, otherwise.

Celery - it's small and crunchy, so once it's down to small bits, you can just swallow without chewing. The main problem I have with celery is if the little strings get stuck in my teeth and I'm flicking my tongue trying to get them out, because that's mildly uncomfortable. Also, the difficulty changes depending on how many stalks you have to eat, but it's usually small enough that you can sort of put two in at a time and crunch them like edible horizontal tusks.

Carrots - baby carrots aren't too rough as long as you don't overload your mouth with them. If they're cooked, it's easy, because they get a bit mushy. Same with celery, if you can get it into small chunks and then just inhale, it's not bad. Cut and cooked carrots are pretty easy, too. Full carrots are a different story, and I haven't tried with them.

Iceberg Lettuce - the size is the only problem. You can chomp it like an apple, and take reasonably large chunks out quickly. Sometimes there are also problems with chewing the leaves, because they don't always separate the way the crunchier foods do when you chew on it.

Onion - not that bad if it's been cut into slices. Eating it apple style (peeled, of course) is possible, but more challenging. It also has water in it, so that makes it easier.

Broccoli - the trunk is tough, but the trees are easy. It would be easier if I figured out the optimal size of bite to take, but I don't really have the patience for that. Uncooked, it can also be a bit dry.
how is this for a quote
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Reply 4069 of 4096 (Originally posted on: 03-08-11 12:27:52 PM)
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jd we should go to a fancy restaurant, but a fancy restaurant where the servers are also the tables and chairs, but not the food. The food is the food. Also we can only be fed by a small angled trough, one on each side of the table, and all the food is crushed into small sushi-roll-sized balls and we have to use chopsticks that are too long to feed ourselves to put the balls into the other's trough and then it rolls into our mouths to eat.


What in the fuck
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Reply 4070 of 4096 (Originally posted on: 03-08-11 12:44:33 PM)
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:hasty:
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Reply 4071 of 4096 (Originally posted on: 03-08-11 03:58:22 PM)
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Hasty wins.
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Reply 4072 of 4096 (Originally posted on: 03-08-11 07:24:00 PM)
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omg black people
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Reply 4073 of 4096 (Originally posted on: 03-08-11 08:34:30 PM)
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jd we should go to a fancy restaurant, but a fancy restaurant where the servers are also the tables and chairs, but not the food. The food is the food. Also we can only be fed by a small angled trough, one on each side of the table, and all the food is crushed into small sushi-roll-sized balls and we have to use chopsticks that are too long to feed ourselves to put the balls into the other's trough and then it rolls into our mouths to eat.


What in the fuck


In my defence, she actually did the thing that she posted. I just ran with an idea.
how is this for a quote
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Reply 4074 of 4096 (Originally posted on: 03-08-11 08:51:29 PM)
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theres no need to explain a :hasty:. when you feel like doing a :hasty: then you just go ahead and do a :hasty:. its the way things work around here.
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