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Reply 16 of 42 (Originally posted on: 08-14-06 08:34:37 PM)
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Quote: I was playing street soccer about a month ago, and I was the goaly, and someone came up to shoot it on a break-away, and they were about 6 feet away, and they drilled the ball as hard as they could at the goal.
Unfortunately, it hit me directly into the groinal region
Fortunately (I guess?), my penis blocked any traumatizing testicular contact.
Unfortunately, my penis hurt like hell for 20 minutes. I kept checking to see if it was bleeding.
Fortunately, it was not bleeding.
Unfortunately, it sure felt like it was.
Fortunately, I blocked the goal and we continued to shut them out!
Funny, a very similar thing happened to me a couple of months ago. In my case my knob bounced upwards against my stomach as I was jumping around on my toes waiting for a shot, and the bell-end got sandwiched between ball and gut.
The result was extraordinarily painful. I know that might sound obvious, but since a football's hollow and not all that heavy, and since your dick's not so sensative that you can't slap it against something without it hurting, I was quite surprised by how much it really fucking hurt, as opposed to just stinging a bit.
The really weird thing was how much it felt like it was bleeding, despite the fact it wasn't - I know exactly what you mean here. The aftermath of a smack to the cock seems to leave your nerve ending convinced you're pissing blood.
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