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Me, Kate, and Kate's friend Heather were supposed to go to Panama City, splitting gas and driving duties. We were going to stay with my 79 year old grandfather, tell my family (including my father) that we were engaged, my aunt was supposed to cook me dinner, etc. It was going to be MY trip, along with Kate's, to tell that side of my family about everything, and hang out with them a bit. Once or twice we were going to go to Panama City, since it's nearby and I sort of grew up going there; my cousin was going to take us and show us around and take us out to eat there for real seafood, etc.

So Thursday night rolls around (we were going to leave Friday afternoon) and apparently Heather informs Kate that, "Oh yeah, my boyfriend's coming."

This was inconvenient, since for the MONTH that the plans were made I was never told to plan for a fourth person. So we were supposed to fit four people in a Chevy Tracker for a 10 hour drive with a week's luggage each, including 2 girls' bags (which count for 2 males each) as well as beach stuff. Fantastic. Well, of course I'm pissed. All the sudden I'm stuck in the backseat with this little preppy motherfucker who I hear weighs like 90 pounds, and am supposed to suddenly arrange for all kinds of shit including 2 people I've never met with MY family, like dinner, beds, going to PC, whatever. I don't understand how anybody wouldn't be irritated. So Kate calls Heather and explains that this is inconvenient, to put it mildly. In my words, she was an inconsiderate cunt, considering all my family was providing her. Well, of course, proving the role of inconsiderate cunt once again, after Kate explains it to her, Heather decides that I'm a bad person and that she doesn't like me, then decides she doesn't want to go with us anymore and that she and her faggot boyfriend will go by themselves and sleep in the car for a week. *sigh* (I had fantasies about how they'd feel after sleeping in a car for a week in a salt/rain/sand/humidity infested atmosphere).

As it is, Heather, being a cunt, decided that mine and Kate's special trip to see my family and father that I never see because they're 940 miles away from my house in Lee's Summit was unimportant and was worthy of blowing off because she was inconsiderate and, for a month, couldn't bring herself to let me know what the fuck was going on, then expecting me to impose on a 79 year old man. So nobody down there knows I'm engaged yet, because of Heather. Worse yet, Kate's halfway in love with this "best friend" of hers, and even after acknowledging that Heather's done this sort of thing to her before (abandoning her) she won't actually speak up about it. So I'm ending up looking like the bad guy, somehow, even after I told her "FINE WHATEVER HE CAN COME."

So here I am. Sitting in Springfield for spring break. I spent all my vacation money on a new Playstation 2, which isn't much consolidation as much as I love video games. I miss my dad, my grandfather, everybody. And I get fucked out of that because Kate's "best friend" is selfish. Fuck Heather.

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That sucks man.

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Slowly poison her against Heather.

"Kate, I didn't want to tell you this but I heard heather say..."

"Kate, I only tell you this because I don't want to see you hurt but Billy told me he heard heather say..."

"Kate drop the cunt or the dream wedding off bitch face"

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why on earth didnt you just go there without the heather character?

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Quoted from Mingan:
why on earth didnt you just go there without the heather character?

Yeah what the hell. You should of just said goodbye and started driving to the city.

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Yes, that was my first question. If this is supposed to be such a special trip for you and your girlfriend, why the hell does it matter if her friend comes along? It seems like the only reason you even cared if she came was for her gas money. Quit being so cheap, and go, just the two of you.

I agree that it was lame of her to spring the "my boyfriend is coming", thing. A better option on her part would have been to ask if he could come, and to accept it if he couldn't. Though, accomodations shouldn't be TOO hard for an extra person (especially if he weighs 90 pounds!). He could sleep wherever she sleeps, and if he really wants to come that badly, he could buy his own food.

There are options that both of you could have taken, but as it is, you now have a stupid "best friend hates you" situation. In that sort of situation (at least my experience with it), her female friend will probably now try to consistently hook her up with guys that she considers better options. Even if your fiance doesn't buy into it, it's still annoying when that happens, it feels like quite a slap in the face. NOT ONLY THAT, but your girlfriend seems to be taking her friend's side. So you're doubly fucked.

Women. Good luck.

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Hey, I was with Mary Magdalene last night....smell my finger lol

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The expensive gas was a big issue. It's more than $100 each way from St. Louis to Alabama. We're both poor college students. Plus the splitting of driving. Oh, yeah, there's 5 hours each between Springfield and Kate's house, where we were going first, so there's another 10 hours of travel. Plus we were a LOT bummed that a "best friend" would do that sort of thing. Blah blah blah.

EDIT: And yes, we could've figured something out. But Heather and Kate were already having to sleep together and I was having to sleep on a couch. With my cousin taking us to PC, him coming turned it into a 2-car trip. It would've been fine had I been given more than like a 12 hour notice.

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Hey, I was with Mary Magdalene last night....smell my finger lol

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Thanks, Smokey.

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The expensive gas was a big issue. It's more than $100 each way from St. Louis to Alabama. We're both poor college students.

$200? That sounds kind of like how much a Playstation 2 costs.

Seriously, fitting four people in an SUV is no big deal, especially if you're going to be sleeping indoors. Just make the boyfriend sleep on the floor! He'll understand because he jumped in at the last minute. I mean, a 10 hour car ride isn't going to be fun regardless of whether or not you can strech out across the whole back seat (not a fat joke).

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A Chevy Tracker doesn't exactly count as an SUV. And it was a used PS2. We'll be able to go at the beginning of summer, so not being able to go isn't as much my issue as it is that Heather sucks and doesn't really seem like much of a "best friend."

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If I recall correctly though, Heather's pretty hot.

Realize that falling in love with someone is just the results of a series of generic events that can occur between you and basically anyone who meets your standards of attractiveness. It's just an emotional manifestation of a handfull of chemicals bouncing back and forth. It's not the holy grail of living, it's not your reason to exist and it's definitely not something reserved for "that one person". Accept that you are just an animal with a big brain that allows him to fret over what only amounts to a game of hormone pool. What you're feeling is not your soul dying a gurgling, ugly death, but withdrawal. All the happy chemicals that saturated your body when you were with her are kicking out cold turkey, and your body is screaming bloody murder, where are my fucking endorphins? It's just chocolate. Find a new bar.

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Which is probly why I won't stay irritated forever. MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

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Post a pic of Heather so that I can associate a face with all this anger I'm feeling.

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Post a pic of Heather so that I can associate a rack with all this anger I'm feeling.

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I would have said the hell with everyone and took a flight by myself.

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Wait.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaait.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait.

IFO is getting married. What the fuck.
Pics of the girl please.

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Kate on the left and then right, respectively.

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I'm confused are you marrying the toddler or the asian?

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Ok, IF0.
We've had our heated moments in the past, but I'll admit it.
You did well for yourself. I expected uglier. Much uglier.
Congrats on not only getting married, but doing so to a decently attractive chick. I'm impressed.

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I'm confused are you marrying the toddler or the asian?

MAYBE BOTH. Well neither has any visible mutations, and IF0s girlfriend does lurk on the board. So does she know she is marrying a man who posted his cornhole and penis on this forum? I kid he didnt.

Okay now heather, for the rack.