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Hey, I was with Mary Magdalene last night....smell my finger lol

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Hello, my son/daughter. I hear you've been naughty lately. Need penitence? Come into the confessional booth. Get it off your chest. Repent!


(Click on the confessional booth photo to go to an anonymous e-mailing service and send an e-mail to ConfessOnINTL@gmail.com of something that is funny/embarassing/whatever that you would not normally tell people for real (i.e. dog licking nuts, incest, murder, etc..) and maybe we'll have some fun guessing who it is or guaging how freaky you are. Or just PM it to me and I'll keep it secret. Or just send a normal e-mail, I don't care, I'll keep it anonymous. But the anonymous e-mail is there in case you are paranoid. I tested it to make sure it works. Confess!)
Adopt a leggo my eggo ifo.
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[01:19] witty tirade: I'm the thin attractive one
[01:19] witty tirade: and you, the fat one, are making fun of me?
[01:19] witty tirade: no sir I do not believe it.
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Hey, I was with Mary Magdalene last night....smell my finger lol

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Reply 1 of 136 (Originally posted on: 03-05-06 12:37:30 PM)
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Quoted from anonym.07ca5a5a3c@mytrashmail.com:

Sometimes I like to stick my finger in my belly button and then sniff it. I like to do the same thing with my ass crack, or if my ears are dirty I rub my finger behind them. I do not know why these smells appeal to me, but I'm guilty of enjoying my body odors.

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I'm gay. And attracted to you, IF0.

Quoted from anonym.9d36fa25b7@mytrashmail.com:
I am too sexy.

I'm a model you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk....
I shake my little tush' on the catwalk....


You guys are ruining the fun in this. MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
Adopt a leggo my eggo ifo.
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[01:19] witty tirade: I'm the thin attractive one
[01:19] witty tirade: and you, the fat one, are making fun of me?
[01:19] witty tirade: no sir I do not believe it.

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Reply 2 of 136 (Originally posted on: 03-05-06 12:43:53 PM)
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I'm gay. And attracted to you, IF0.


That one could be authentic ...
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Reply 3 of 136 (Originally posted on: 03-05-06 01:27:04 PM)
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I'm a model you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk....
I shake my little tush' on the catwalk....


That has to be Surt.
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Reply 4 of 136 (Originally posted on: 03-05-06 02:40:29 PM)
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I don't wear my ring because I don't really love her...

Adopt a leggo my eggo ifo.
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[01:19] witty tirade: no sir I do not believe it.
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Reply 5 of 136 (Originally posted on: 03-05-06 03:06:39 PM)
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I'm gay. And attracted to you, IF0.


Is that you Chimp?
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Reply 6 of 136 (Originally posted on: 03-05-06 03:29:38 PM)
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Sometimes I like to stick my finger in my belly button and then sniff it. I like to do the same thing with my ass crack, or if my ears are dirty I rub my finger behind them. I do not know why these smells appeal to me, but I'm guilty of enjoying my body odors.

I do that with my asscrack, too.

And crotch.

But it wasn't from me.
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Reply 7 of 136 (Originally posted on: 03-05-06 04:18:11 PM)
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I swear that before I scrolled down to see your reply, I was going to guess that you were the author of that one, Drahnier.
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Reply 8 of 136 (Originally posted on: 03-05-06 04:54:48 PM)
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I spent $7.50 on going to see Ultraviolet last night. I feel so dirty, so low. Worse than I felt when I saw Freddy Got Fingered in theaters.

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i actually like nova's posting and miss him

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Yesterday my girlfriend and I were lying in bed talking. She was telling me about high school, and she started crying, and was crying on my shoulder for a pretty long time and I fell asleep.

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G'day, father.

I frequent this message board, www.interestingnonetheless.net. While there I have, I think, a reputation of being a nice person, it's actually a façade. I hate everybody there. I fucking hate them. I want them all to die.

Pray for my soul.

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Approximately 80% of the people I know are unaware of my vulgar ways. But the fact of the matter is that if any of those people bothered to ask me point-blank about the activities in which I've participated, I wouldn't hesitate to be truthful. However, there is a huge level of guilt involved because I know that many, particularly my family, would be devastated to know the things I've done.

Adopt a leggo my eggo ifo.
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[01:19] witty tirade: I'm the thin attractive one
[01:19] witty tirade: and you, the fat one, are making fun of me?
[01:19] witty tirade: no sir I do not believe it.
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Reply 9 of 136 (Originally posted on: 03-05-06 05:03:17 PM)
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I'd send you something but everyone would know if was me anyway, because i've already told you people almost everything.
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Reply 10 of 136 (Originally posted on: 03-05-06 09:21:03 PM)
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i like my cousin in a less than platonic way and want to shove my no-dachi far up her sheath

i'm also an extremly popular intl poster

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Hello Father

I sometimes find myself fantasizing about fat chicks, trailer-trash girls, big-lipped black guys, and other less-then-appealing members of society who I would otherwise find physically revolting. I guess sometimes it is not so much the physical aspect of another that turns me on, but the idea that I can control them and make them do whatever I want merely because of my parentage and that I have advantages that they never had.

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I would fuck lizardbreath's brains out if she winked an eyelash at me. Every time she posts I get butterflies in my stomach. If she were to post more pictures, it would be like Christmas in march.

Full body pics? High-res pics? Something? I need to stop lurking.

Adopt a leggo my eggo ifo.
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[01:19] witty tirade: I'm the thin attractive one
[01:19] witty tirade: and you, the fat one, are making fun of me?
[01:19] witty tirade: no sir I do not believe it.
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Reply 11 of 136 (Originally posted on: 03-05-06 09:28:55 PM)
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Me and Snowy used to have internet sex with each other and we would each masturbate while talking about all sorts of things. I guess you could call it cybersex.

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[01:19] witty tirade: and you, the fat one, are making fun of me?
[01:19] witty tirade: no sir I do not believe it.
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Reply 12 of 136 (Originally posted on: 03-05-06 09:31:01 PM)
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This is quite possibly the scariest thread ever created.
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Reply 13 of 136 (Originally posted on: 03-05-06 09:49:20 PM)
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I would fuck lizardbreath's brains out if she winked an eyelash at me. Every time she posts I get butterflies in my stomach. If she were to post more pictures, it would be like Christmas in march.

Full body pics? High-res pics? Something? I need to stop lurking.



That's totally Squareknight/whatever his screen name is this week.
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Reply 14 of 136 (Originally posted on: 03-05-06 10:18:03 PM)
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I am currently cheating on my girlfriend of nine months. The problem is that it is her friend that I am cheating with, and I think I might have gotten an STD.

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i also cybered snowy

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[01:19] witty tirade: and you, the fat one, are making fun of me?
[01:19] witty tirade: no sir I do not believe it.
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Reply 15 of 136 (Originally posted on: 03-05-06 10:43:08 PM)
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I'm a very young millionaire, but nobody knows it. I'm afraid if I tell my friends, they'll take advantage of me. I'm afraid if I tell my siblings, they'll resent me. I won't even tell my significant other because I'm afraid it will ruin the relationship. Only my mom, my aunt, and my well-to-do best friend knows. I'm terrified that it will come out eventually, but at the same time, I want to yell it in the face of anybody telling me I need to be more frugal. I live so far below my means it's not even funny.

Adopt a leggo my eggo ifo.
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[01:19] witty tirade: no sir I do not believe it.
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Reply 16 of 136 (Originally posted on: 03-05-06 10:43:32 PM)
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This thread was a great idea.

Good show, old chap.
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Reply 17 of 136 (Originally posted on: 03-05-06 10:44:04 PM)
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i think baggy brad is so hot. i wish i lived in adalaide so i could stalk him.

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[01:19] witty tirade: and you, the fat one, are making fun of me?
[01:19] witty tirade: no sir I do not believe it.
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Reply 18 of 136 (Originally posted on: 03-05-06 10:51:48 PM)
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I am a virgin but bet my anal virginity on the internet during the American election night, and lost it to a big nasty homosexual.

I can only hope he never comes to collect.

Also, cybered snowy 27 times.

:up:
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[01:19] witty tirade: no sir I do not believe it.
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Reply 19 of 136 (Originally posted on: 03-05-06 10:52:29 PM)
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I am a virgin, unless using a fleshlight counts

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[01:19] witty tirade: no sir I do not believe it.
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Reply 20 of 136 (Originally posted on: 03-05-06 10:55:50 PM)
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I'm listening to metallica right now and I'm enjoying it.

what is wrong with me?


Yeah, lame confessions aren't very interesting.
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[01:19] witty tirade: and you, the fat one, are making fun of me?
[01:19] witty tirade: no sir I do not believe it.
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Reply 21 of 136 (Originally posted on: 03-05-06 11:02:36 PM)
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I think this thread should be stickied even after the initial wave of mails has passed.
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Reply 22 of 136 (Originally posted on: 03-05-06 11:04:57 PM)
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This thread is creepy. Interesting, but creepy.
Realize that falling in love with someone is just the results of a series of generic events that can occur between you and basically anyone who meets your standards of attractiveness. It's just an emotional manifestation of a handfull of chemicals bouncing back and forth. It's not the holy grail of living, it's not your reason to exist and it's definitely not something reserved for "that one person". Accept that you are just an animal with a big brain that allows him to fret over what only amounts to a game of hormone pool. What you're feeling is not your soul dying a gurgling, ugly death, but withdrawal. All the happy chemicals that saturated your body when you were with her are kicking out cold turkey, and your body is screaming bloody murder, where are my fucking endorphins? It's just chocolate. Find a new bar.
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Reply 23 of 136 (Originally posted on: 03-05-06 11:10:27 PM)
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This is like the Goon one but within a more closeknit community and yeah...

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i like my cousin in a less than platonic way and want to shove my no-dachi far up her sheath

i'm also an extremly popular intl poster


FYAD krew...
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Reply 24 of 136 (Originally posted on: 03-05-06 11:26:53 PM)
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You know, my cousin has large, Dolly Parton like breasts. Is admiring them wierd? I don't think so.

Sorry, I just thought of that.
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