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I sit around and look for free shit on the internet. Between me and TRC, we just ordered 2,000 free packing boxes from the USPS and we're going to make forts and castles and then kill each other. I need ideas for siege weapons though.

I've also just sent TRC some Mormons to deliver a Book of Mormon to him, as well as some personal lube. His front desk is going to hate him.

Since my PS2 died we haven't had shit to do, so we end up walking down to the gas station every night to get a 44oz drink for 89 cents. Sometimes those most unhealthy, greasy, intestinal-derived 99 cent gas station hot dogs.

The other night we set up a small trash can at one end of the living room and played H.O.R.S.E. Also, we took turns trying to stop each other from getting the ball in the bucket physically (It was like that American Gladiator show) and my friend Adam had blood drawn.

College is a time of not doing shit constructive lately. MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

p.s. free boxes http://shop.usps.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductCategoryDisplay?langId=-1&storeId=10001&catalogId=10152&categoryId=13359
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Reply 1 of 78 (Originally posted on: 02-23-06 03:09:07 PM)
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I do a lot of drinking too, does that count?

Mostly I'll look for new bands on the internet or watch TV shows on DVD.

Also, I think we should use balled up socks as ammo. They won't hurt, and they should be heavy enough to bring whatever pathetic creation you call your fort tumbling to the ground.
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Reply 2 of 78 (Originally posted on: 02-23-06 03:09:41 PM)
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Running over a big plastic bag full of nasty stuff* in a van. It was quite the explosion, but probably, as you say, the dumbest shit I've done.

Mind you, I wasn't terribly bored.

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Reply 3 of 78 (Originally posted on: 02-23-06 03:13:37 PM)
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when things get really bad, I read your threads.

edit; d'you think those boxes would ship to the netherlands?

edit2; bugger, just envelopes ... my fort is going to be worthless
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Reply 4 of 78 (Originally posted on: 02-23-06 03:15:21 PM)
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I don't know, depends on if the USPS cares enough about foreign people to send them 1,000 boxes.

I just know that my fattie fort is going to trounce you fuckers. TRC, I'm getting a bowling ball and you're going down.

p.s. MORE free boxes:
http://sbw.dhl-usa.com/SupplyOrder/SupplyOrderList.asp?nav
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Reply 5 of 78 (Originally posted on: 02-23-06 03:50:44 PM)
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I do a lot of drinking too, does that count?

Mostly I'll look for new bands on the internet or watch TV shows on DVD.

Also, I think we should use balled up socks as ammo. They won't hurt, and they should be heavy enough to bring whatever pathetic creation you call your fort tumbling to the ground.

I've done the sock thing before. Without forts. it was amazingly awesome and ended up in an all out battle where we embarressed ourselves in front of a bunch of people who we were hanging out with for the first time. But we didn't care cause the battle was that intense.
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Reply 6 of 78 (Originally posted on: 02-23-06 04:20:45 PM)
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When I get really bored, I come to this forum

thus this post...
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Reply 7 of 78 (Originally posted on: 02-23-06 04:30:32 PM)
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Quoted from vissario:
When I get really bored, I come to this forum

thus this post...


How predictable, how Kitsch
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Reply 8 of 78 (Originally posted on: 02-23-06 04:34:27 PM)
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When I'm bored, I masterbate.


Which means I masterbate a lot.
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Reply 9 of 78 (Originally posted on: 02-23-06 04:51:08 PM)
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I want a fort made out of boxes at the expense of the USPS. MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
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Reply 10 of 78 (Originally posted on: 02-23-06 04:52:09 PM)
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I just wander aimlessly around the house. If I had anything to do, I wouldn't be bored to begin with, would I?
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Reply 11 of 78 (Originally posted on: 02-23-06 04:54:49 PM)
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Aside from the obvious like surfing the net and 4 hour Pro Evo marathons, I tend to write dubious fiction. It'll never be published, but it keeps me off the streets.

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I've done the sock thing before. Without forts. it was amazingly awesome and ended up in an all out battle where we embarressed ourselves in front of a bunch of people who we were hanging out with for the first time. But we didn't care cause the battle was that intense.


Balled up sock fights are awesome. Me and my little brothers used to do it all the time when we were kids and our parents were out at work. Unfortunately, most of the people I associate with these days would give me a very odd look if I tried to instigate one, but I'd definitely be up for it in theory.

Another good one is using hand puppets as boxing gloves and whacking each until tired out (or someone starts crying - whichever's first).

Also, taking all the cushions off the sofa, pushing its naked skeleton into a corner of the living room and using it as a goal to play football with.

In fact, the more I think about this, the more I wish I was 10 again - aleviating boredom was so much easier and more fun back then.
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Reply 12 of 78 (Originally posted on: 02-23-06 05:12:13 PM)
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Request to see said box forts when they're made. Before and after theyre destroyed
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Reply 13 of 78 (Originally posted on: 02-23-06 05:43:59 PM)
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I threw fireworks off an overpass when I was like 13, and landed a big clump of firecrackers on a cops windshield (unmarked squad). Luckily I could sprint very fast, and nobody got hurt.
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Reply 14 of 78 (Originally posted on: 02-23-06 05:45:30 PM)
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You can also get free USPS boxes for ebay:
http://ebaysupplies.usps.com/

I ordered a bunch of those a couple of months ago and made an obstacle course/tunnel for my cat to run through.

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Reply 15 of 78 (Originally posted on: 02-23-06 05:45:34 PM)
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Quoted from wheezy:
Request to see said box forts when they're made. Before and after theyre destroyed

My roommate has a digital camcorder, be prepared. We've been trying to figure out where to hold said battle, as well as what weapons we can use and what won't get us arrested.
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Reply 16 of 78 (Originally posted on: 02-23-06 07:21:48 PM)
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I don't really got bored now i'm busy most of the time. But once I decided to climb onto our roof and that wasn't such a good idea. Well when I was 6.

My friend and also used to climb on his roof when his dad told us not too.

There used to be much roof climbing.
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Reply 17 of 78 (Originally posted on: 02-23-06 08:18:58 PM)
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Reply 18 of 78 (Originally posted on: 02-23-06 11:48:14 PM)
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I drink a lot, and play computer games. If I'm really REALLY bored, I go for a run or read a book.

EDIT: The dumbest shit I've done...well, surprisingly, I do most of my dumb stuff when I'm having a good time. I'm pretty sedate when bored...
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Reply 19 of 78 (Originally posted on: 02-24-06 12:40:43 PM)
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I kind of just stare at the floor. I always have stuff to do, so I try to limit my idleness by making it as boring as possible so I want to get back to work. It doesn't work MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
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Reply 20 of 78 (Originally posted on: 02-24-06 01:22:22 PM)
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Quoted from ice:
I kind of just stare at the floor. I always have stuff to do, so I try to limit my idleness by making it as boring as possible so I want to get back to work. It doesn't work MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

I've tried similar things attempting to convince myself that going back to class or work is better than being bored. I suck at it.
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Reply 21 of 78 (Originally posted on: 02-24-06 02:53:39 PM)
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if0 use eggs and sticks of butter.

serisouly, they are cheap & make awesome messess & safe for the environment!

and you guys want to have it anywhere in north carolina i will help! i'll also help film and anything else - truth be told i love throwing eggs.
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Reply 22 of 78 (Originally posted on: 02-24-06 03:21:35 PM)
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Use tubs of "I cant believe its not butter" as grenades.
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Reply 23 of 78 (Originally posted on: 02-24-06 03:28:08 PM)
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How are you all missing the obvious fat jokes? Here:

None of our ammo would survive the fort set-up period.

Is it perfect? No. But it's something.
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Reply 24 of 78 (Originally posted on: 02-24-06 04:48:32 PM)
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i just ordered the most of everything that i could from all three websites, mostly because i consider it all to be office supplies, and i love office supplies.



now, who wants me to send them shit?
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