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Boo
shut up fags
Just as shitty as the original

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(Originally posted on: 02-07-06 06:28:16 PM)
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to a RAP BATTLE HOLLAAAAAA
itt: battle raps 15 lines gotta rhyme (oh!)


u aint shit
u be hit
wit my gat
in yo fat
now u ded
in da hed
baddadadadadadada
BREAK IT DOWN
yo baby mama pregnant
YEAH BITCH PEGNANT
her hymen
be bust like my diamond
mmm tssss mmm tsss

cant fuck wit me bitch

bring urs
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Reply 1 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-07-06 06:43:40 PM)
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hell boy, you're dipshit dumb
less smarts then a blunt
don't even kno' my dipstick cums
in yo mamma's cunt

she's a stanky ass skank, tho
when I put face on 'er
put breath mints in her slit fo'
a much better flavor

I think she gave me crabs
there's some little fuckers on my sack hair
and there's also the scabs
from a herpes outbreak down there

but I just don't care
cuz she sucks cock so good
you shoulda seen her sucking for air
as she worked my balls and wood
Boo
shut up fags
Just as shitty as the original

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Reply 2 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-07-06 06:50:06 PM)
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ur mom wud be the blunt of mah joke
but she got shot in tha throat
she 6 feet under
with her thighs of thunder

i aint aussi aint from down under
that rhyme was a fuckin blunder
time i grab my mac from my hip
bust some heat in your lip

now your dead like ur mom
you cant stop my mad bomb
bitch
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Reply 3 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-07-06 08:37:15 PM)
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accepted worldwide like mastercard
my opening's enough to get you debarred
you faggots aint even close to my league
four lines in you be feeling fatigued
i'm huge like the bitch camping out at micky d's
sharp with the sting of overproofed whisky
my self confidence is up, my beats are down
i'll describe myself with similies just like a noun
please turn the page when you hear this sound

slam ya to the ground like the crocodile hunter
you gonna feel the thunder from down under
every syllable out yo mouth will be torn asunder
i'll be knockin you out at every juncture
kick you from yo spot? let me get a plunger
or maybe i'll just flushya you rank motherfucka
bradism.
Hasty Penguin
get in the box
People are a danger to society.

there is a guy who gets it on with three girls at once and they all have amazing unibrows

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Reply 4 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-07-06 09:04:26 PM)
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I have got better diction
Than a Shakespearean actor
Sirrah get you hence
For thou didst not include that factor
No matter your rhymes
Nor your ledgers in Latin
Nor your lack of good looks
Make you a worthy combatant
What mocking stuff is this?
I prithee tell me good sir
Before I draw my bow
And make you my bird
I shall be victorious 'ere the night is done
Thou shouldst give up for I have already won

I'm too white MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
"One time I spilled ice cream on my pants and we had to throw them out."
"Last night I fell asleep, and when I woke up, my room was a black and white movie."

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lvl 16 wizard, yo

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Reply 5 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-07-06 11:02:45 PM)
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I don't come up from down under like a son of a convict
and I haven't tried my hand at acting like that Hasty Penguin prick
But I want to tell you something I'm suprised you haven't learned
If you fight with a photographer you'll get dodged and you'll get burned

I'll frame you up so easy you'd think I used the rule of thirds
but I couldn't if I wanted, cause that's only for the birds
I set the focus, frame it up and adjust exposure pupil fast
While you wind the film and charge the flash to ruin all contrast

You probably think it's off topic to talk about photography with rhymes
And I'll admit to you right now that I get post-modern sometimes
But It's a metaphor for how it is that you and I aren't the same
It's a matter of equipment and even your mother knows my name

The sucker dames all want to think I'll make 'em into stars
I bet the bitties love to hear that you make money washing cars
I'll be doing coke and smoking dope with $100 bills
While your boss still thinks, after twenty years
you're wet behind the gills
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Reply 6 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-07-06 11:14:24 PM)
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With me, playing with words is like playing with matches
So listen up, all you nerds, just in case something catches
If you want to roll high in this forum environment
Sling some words that are sly, or face early retirement
Some fight with a sword, some fight with a pen
I use a keyboard, and I'm winning again
Keystroke after keystroke, I will rise to the summit
Keep on going for broke, and you're likely to plummet
As do all of my foes, who think they are more clever
You're Bond, I'm Dr. No, and I'm pulling the lever
Down the chute you will slide, to a place I don't mention
Use the duration of the ride to rethink your contention
Right now, your best hope is divine intervention
You're as weak as the pope at an atheist convention
You're on the way down, no more chance for ascension
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Reply 7 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-07-06 11:42:16 PM)
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nimo

oh look who emerges from out the dark
your rhymes stink so bad i think they need a stop bath
your lines won't show up me they don't even agitate
you'll understand this, nerd, i got you in checkmate

maybe it's time to stop huffing developer
coz that girl aint buying any lines that you sellin her
your facts aint straight and i scoff at your baggin'
coz i aint washed any cars lately save sprayin your girls wagon

uh-huh i aint taken a photo lately
but i'm the one in hundreds of em daily
that's the difference between us, i'm the one livin it
you're out in the cold so much i'm suprised you aint frostbit

so i'll do my coke, you stick to the seven-up
you trawl your suburb, i'll light up europe
lock yourself up with dem photos, i'll see it for real
or come try me and i'll put you out of business like digital
bradism.
STFU, biatch
not bobby

YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUCKING!

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Reply 8 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-08-06 02:46:09 AM)
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brad

oh shit, it's the larry byrd of rap
has to hang like a bat to get his face in yo lap
hell, y'all is fucking white-bread,
but brad is the worst, flauntin his french-bread cred.
nigga, let me tell you how the toilet flushes
my spins are like vinyl zerg-rushes

let me tell ya what ya gawk when u peep a brad thread
its some shit about life after special-ed
'i peed on a moth, i did something wacky
vote five, hall of fame, it ain't tacky'

but in rs it's all get out, kewl krew talk
we all know that boy can do a good mock
caring about people's lives is patently uncool
that is unless y'all went to the same high-school
but hell if you want to read more about how he fucked lbh and your mom
be sure to check out bradism.com

zippo-chan is my new samurai graduate......if anyone objects, speak now and forever rest in peace
neon

is going to post her bus stop here tomorrow, and we will love it.

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Reply 9 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-08-06 05:05:04 AM)
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Superstar stfu oh give me a break
get into RS you yellow chink fake
Our awesome man, our snowy savior
how about you all just do him a favour
lock him in RS where he can't get out
let him stay in there and pout

Talking like black? cock is the only thing you smoke
i'm reading i'm laughing your just one big joke
stfu stuff me it's all the same
your just to small a tiny try hard black asian for this game

so go make friends with buddah you've got lots in common
like being wrapped a round the clit of a botoxed face psychotic woman
one thing else you might like to yell
is how you both got owned by this 15 year old white girl


woo for first try coal
ALL THE COOL KIDS HANG OUT AT THE LAUNDRY MAT.
STFU, biatch
not bobby

YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUCKING!

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Reply 10 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-08-06 11:49:21 AM)
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neon-chan take a listen from way out in the sticks
cuz i'm about to teach a young dog some new tricks
you say go to rs, and i admit that i would
but let me make my reasons plainly understood:
rs is infected with a general disease
it's called shit posters and you are one of these
because y'all nubs ain't trained in nuance and skill
the sarcasm is forced, the lmao's are nil
leet speak shit's targets grew up in 1999
three one three three seven is out of your confine
you got anime wallscrolls but not like you know shit
not enough nippo trivia to make a gimmick fit
so fall back on being fifteen years old
"hehe i'm young and retarded and cold!
and i always hated snowy but you wouldn't hear me admit it
except when she's banned or in threads where she's the primary exhibit kekeke u give soj???"
so forgive me if i tell you to zip it and show you the door
seriously, neon, go to forumid four

zippo-chan is my new samurai graduate......if anyone objects, speak now and forever rest in peace
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Reply 11 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-08-06 12:02:25 PM)
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White boys are funny when they rap.

EDIT
I forgot we're s'posed to rhyme this crap.
http://forums.interestingnonetheless.net/display.php?tid=4368

Doesn't the manatee kind of look like a guest on the Ricki Lake show? "Uh, Ricki, I'm here because I'm endangered." Then one of those mean people in the audience would offer up the advice, "Yeah, I want to say something to the sea pig!" "That's sea cow." "Whatever. Sea pig, you gotta get yourself an education and a job!" "Uh, I live in the ocean." "It just so happens you live in the ocean 'cuz you ain't got no job!" "I don't know what you're -" "You gotta get in Weight Watchers, some kinda program!" "I have a layer of blubber to keep my body warm in the water..." "Whatever, talk to the hand." "I dont have a hand!"
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is this guy acheron???????? hahaha acheron you big fag

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Reply 12 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-08-06 12:04:11 PM)
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Quoted from Skye:
White boys are funny when they rap.
I forgot we're s'posed to rhyme this crap.


First black post
among these dopes.
"Ah Florida... just think! Somewhere in this state, Jeb Bush is eating a live puppy."
neon

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Reply 13 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-08-06 04:11:39 PM)
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Was that meant to scare me?
Because I really went running for my teddy
but not to cry and sob and curse
only to get him to show you how to verse
because a stuffed toy could rhyme better than you
no offense of course my dear stfu

but when all you can rhyme is anime and RS
well damn well shit you must be best
your top at being retarded your the anime king
but if that was me it's nothing to sing
have fun when your 50 still a virgin mary
and still remembering me and thinking "how scary! *sigh*

so now you've got in try and get out
anyone cares about your rhymes.. i doubt
because lil neon chan showed you up
and mabye now you'll realise how much you suck
ALL THE COOL KIDS HANG OUT AT THE LAUNDRY MAT.
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Reply 14 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-08-06 04:16:56 PM)
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STATE PROP
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Reply 15 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-08-06 04:24:43 PM)
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Good Times
Any time you meet a payment
Good Times
Any time you need a friend
Good Times
Any time you're out from under

Not getting hastled, not getting hustled
Keepin' your head above water, Making a wave when you can

Temporary lay offs
Good Times
Easy credit rip offs
Good Times
Scratchin' and surviving
Good Times
Hangin in a chow line
Good Times
Ain't we lucky we got 'em
Good Times
Tough, Unique, Bad, Bodacious, and Sassy.
STFU, biatch
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YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUCKING!

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Reply 16 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-08-06 08:51:06 PM)
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neon chan you're terrible at spitting rhymes
so slow and white i read them first in the new york times
'my teddy can rap better than you' ouch i'm fucking sizzly
better hide under the rug cause its about to get grizzly
nobody thinks u got cred, nobody thinks u got game
everyone knows your final fantasy ten logged hours are lame
and if it ain't your completely stupid opinion you're fronting all the time
the intl popularity polls make you change your rhyme
so don't bring ur weak ownage to my front door
cuz i got somethin here that makes u hit the floor
rhymes is my attack dog, his bark is worse than his bite
i'll point u to the anime shelf, its end is out of sight
you're too young to tussle with a superstar master
don't trip over your kimono while ur tryna run faster
and hell, you'll still be a schoolgirl in 2023
cuz i'll be schooling nubs like you fuckin indefinitely

zippo-chan is my new samurai graduate......if anyone objects, speak now and forever rest in peace
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Reply 17 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-08-06 09:15:28 PM)
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Sixteen posts and its all the same
Lazy ass rhymes now its quite a shame
You Lil punk bitches all lookin' fo fame
You lil punk bitches dont know the game

If you a lil ass bitch and you think you a playa
When you last ho left cause you can't even pay her
Now she gone forever n' you never did spray her
Still you rappin along with the cassete player
"They could have grown up to become Hitler....collectively." - Ztolk's creepy Flash man
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Reply 18 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-08-06 11:19:50 PM)
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Quoted from PsychoRabbit:
STATE PROP


BITCH PLEASE
http://forums.interestingnonetheless.net/display.php?tid=4368

Doesn't the manatee kind of look like a guest on the Ricki Lake show? "Uh, Ricki, I'm here because I'm endangered." Then one of those mean people in the audience would offer up the advice, "Yeah, I want to say something to the sea pig!" "That's sea cow." "Whatever. Sea pig, you gotta get yourself an education and a job!" "Uh, I live in the ocean." "It just so happens you live in the ocean 'cuz you ain't got no job!" "I don't know what you're -" "You gotta get in Weight Watchers, some kinda program!" "I have a layer of blubber to keep my body warm in the water..." "Whatever, talk to the hand." "I dont have a hand!"
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Reply 19 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-08-06 11:57:42 PM)
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yo check it...

flavor flav
got a close shave
and went to a rave
where he got everyone to do the wave


check one two
flav's got no clue
hoopz is true
red oyster is nothing to pursue

ha ha WORD...
Wherever the Speakers meet the Sneakers.....thats where you can always find me.
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Reply 20 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-09-06 01:46:31 PM)
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i spit like elvis costello live
you'll be the soaked front-row guy
one more word bout ma, you lose an eye
when I act blood pours from the sky

with my wife I'm a real nice feller
slap da bitch around a few times, then tell 'er
shut that trap up, and keep the beer comin'
and put the damn pot roast back in the oven

kanye, more like con-ya
nothin more than medio-ca
boy's got all dose albums sold
raps slowa than mold



hel yea, fuckyall
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Reply 21 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-09-06 02:10:19 PM)
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Okay, so I'm white,
and I'm not looking for a fight ...
However, for the record, I don't much like this thread,
and I don't think any of you should let these "props" go to your head.
The INTL crew don't seem like very good rappers to me,
so perhaps we should all just let the rap game be?
Now, I'm not saying that you all can't rhyme,
but honestly, nursery rhymes come a dozen per dime.
There isn't much difference between what I see here and Dr. Seuss's latest book,
so perhaps you should all give a career in children's books a look?
Come on now ... seriously folks,
Can't we just stick to overdone puns and jokes?
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Reply 22 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-09-06 02:46:32 PM)
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Quoted from Fred Phelps:
You turned this country over to the fags
now the soldiers are coming home in body bags
as are the miners, twin tower inhabitants, and Katrina dead
Get a clue you dolts! Put it in your Blessed fuckin Head!
Your duty in this life is to fear God, keep HIS commandments
give glory to HIM - NOT you, NOT your flag
NOT your tiny little private parts...it's the hour of HIS judgment
...you fucking flaming liberal Elton John fags!



http://www.godhatesfags.com/fliers/Picket_Information.html

God gives Fred Phelps da unintentional FLOW.
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Reply 23 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-09-06 02:49:32 PM)
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Quoted from Dante:
i spit like elvis costello live
you'll be the soaked front-row guy
one more word bout ma, you lose an eye
when I act blood pours from the sky

with my wife I'm a real nice feller
slap da bitch around a few times, then tell 'er
shut that trap up, and keep the beer comin'
and put the damn pot roast in the oven

kanye, more like con-ya
nothin more than medio-ca
the boy's got all dose albums sold
yet the man raps slowa den mold

hel yea, fuckyall


Dante, I'll tell you something, so listen carefully:
just because she cooks for you doesn't mean its sanitary.
I'll give odds, 10 to 1, that she took a dump in that pot roast,
which explains all her giggling while you were giving the toast.
You think beating your wife makes you tough, a cool dude?
Well, I'll explain to you all why Dante isn't so prude.
When he's in the bathroom, doing his business, he isn't one to stand up;
for those who can't aim have to sit before they flush.
"Well, why can't he aim?" you're about to ask me.
That's because with this STD, it tickles when he pees.
Now, I know you're wondering, how'd he catch this infection?
Well, its the result of sex with Dimi, with no formal protection.
So, go ahead Dante, talk about how you hit your wife,
Because now everybody knows the biggest secret in your excuse of a life.
Dante

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Reply 24 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-09-06 04:31:50 PM)
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Quoted from stumpy006:
Quoted from Dante:
i spit like elvis costello live
you'll be the soaked front-row guy
one more word bout ma, you lose an eye
when I act blood pours from the sky

with my wife I'm a real nice feller
slap da bitch around a few times, then tell 'er
shut that trap up, and keep the beer comin'
and put the damn pot roast in the oven

kanye, more like con-ya
nothin more than medio-ca
the boy's got all dose albums sold
yet the man raps slowa den mold

hel yea, fuckyall


Dante, I'll tell you something, so listen carefully:
just because she cooks for you doesn't mean its sanitary.
I'll give odds, 10 to 1, that she took a dump in that pot roast,
which explains all her giggling while you were giving the toast.
You think beating your wife makes you tough, a cool dude?
Well, I'll explain to you all why Dante isn't so prude.
When he's in the bathroom, doing his business, he isn't one to stand up;
for those who can't aim have to sit before they flush.
"Well, why can't he aim?" you're about to ask me.
That's because with this STD, it tickles when he pees.
Now, I know you're wondering, how'd he catch this infection?
Well, its the result of sex with Dimi, with no formal protection.
So, go ahead Dante, talk about how you hit your wife,
Because now everybody knows the biggest secret in your excuse of a life.

if there's shit anywhere
it's in ya asshair
din-gle-ber-ries eve-ry-where
like jello with fruit in there

now wipe off that dumb stare
and clean your ass with care
before I rip ya outta ya chair
and beat it 'til I make it bare

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