stumpy006
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Reply 23 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-09-06 02:49:32 PM)
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Quoted from Dante: i spit like elvis costello live
you'll be the soaked front-row guy
one more word bout ma, you lose an eye
when I act blood pours from the sky
with my wife I'm a real nice feller
slap da bitch around a few times, then tell 'er
shut that trap up, and keep the beer comin'
and put the damn pot roast in the oven
kanye, more like con-ya
nothin more than medio-ca
the boy's got all dose albums sold
yet the man raps slowa den mold
hel yea, fuckyall
Dante, I'll tell you something, so listen carefully:
just because she cooks for you doesn't mean its sanitary.
I'll give odds, 10 to 1, that she took a dump in that pot roast,
which explains all her giggling while you were giving the toast.
You think beating your wife makes you tough, a cool dude?
Well, I'll explain to you all why Dante isn't so prude.
When he's in the bathroom, doing his business, he isn't one to stand up;
for those who can't aim have to sit before they flush.
"Well, why can't he aim?" you're about to ask me.
That's because with this STD, it tickles when he pees.
Now, I know you're wondering, how'd he catch this infection?
Well, its the result of sex with Dimi, with no formal protection.
So, go ahead Dante, talk about how you hit your wife,
Because now everybody knows the biggest secret in your excuse of a life.
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