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Reply 299 of 366 (Originally posted on: 01-27-06 11:11:36 AM)
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Quote: Witty Tirade: what's up
wheezy821: i assume you heard the news about amelia?
wheezy821: ah yes
wheezy821: i see bon told you.
Witty Tirade: that's a lie
wheezy821: but sandamnit said so
Witty Tirade: sandamnit is a filthy liar
Witty Tirade: remember when he said there were weapons of mass destruction in iraq
wheezy821: hmmm
wheezy821: a valid point
wheezy821: amelia also says it's true.
Witty Tirade: this story doesn't make any sense
Witty Tirade: sandamnit was in iraq
Witty Tirade: amelia was in virginia
Witty Tirade: how did they meet
wheezy821: well
wheezy821: i believe it has allegedly been going on for quite some time
wheezy821: over a year
Witty Tirade: but he's in iraq
wheezy821: i would assume he would come home from iraq, give it to her, and then go back to killing
Witty Tirade: god can't he get some arab pussy
wheezy821: that would be super furry
Witty Tirade: what kind of pussy soldier do you have to be to have to fuck girls you meet over the internet
Witty Tirade: "hey 19/m/fallujah u?"
Witty Tirade: "i run a msg board i'll make u mod"
wheezy821: yeah, imagine that. fucking someone (amelia) you met over the internet
Witty Tirade: okay
Witty Tirade: i sort of buy i
Witty Tirade: t
Witty Tirade: she'll have sex with whoever stays the night at her room
wheezy821: well, except IF0 of course
wheezy821: who is supposedly engaged
Witty Tirade: right so all jeff had to do was drive there and say he needed a place to stay
Witty Tirade: you need to tell if0 that wendy's is not a girl
wheezy821: how do i let him down easy, though?
wheezy821: you know how sensitive he is
Witty Tirade: mention the 99cent value menu
wheezy821: he might show me a picture of his ass
Witty Tirade: he'll land on his feet.
Witty Tirade: but really
Witty Tirade: amelia
wheezy821: hmm?
Witty Tirade: she's just not a pro at not having sex with men
Witty Tirade: does sandamnit tell her he loves her
Witty Tirade: does he think about her when she sucks his dick
wheezy821: I'm not sure. I could ask him in a PM if you'd like
Witty Tirade: that would help
wheezy821: ill see what i can do.
Witty Tirade: if you can try and find out if her vagina still smells weird
Witty Tirade: but be subtle about that one pal
wheezy821: ill be like "so jeff, my man. whats up? yeah, same here. does iraq smell weird sometimes? anything else....ever smell weird? maybe like a body part? and how's amelia?
Witty Tirade: say
Witty Tirade: who is this Snowy cunt
wheezy821: she's some chick from australio or NZ or something who acted like she was hot shit but was really some cunt and she made fun of kayte so we banned her because we all know that you DONT fuck with kayte
wheezy821: and then some Asian, STFU, who is in love with her, cried and said he might not post that much anymore
wheezy821: and were all like "so what?" and hes like "yeah well see if you change your tune idiots"
Witty Tirade: isn't stfu a fat chink
Witty Tirade: from missouri
wheezy821: maybe chubby, at most
EDIT: more convo was added
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This reply was last edited on 01-27-06 11:32:55 AM by wheezy.
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