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(Originally posted on: 12-15-05 12:34:24 PM)
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Time: about 3am
Location: Outside Subway nightclub on the Cowgate, Edinburgh.

Me and a mate had been having a great laugh in The Pit, a wednesday night at Subway Cowgate. Come closing time, we filed out with the rest and hung about laughing about the metal we danced to and stuff. It was good to see him out as he'll be back on duty after this month back in Iraq.

Anyway, without notice or provocation, this 14st drunk guy comes up to us with his similarly built mates and headbutts me for no reason. Twice. And then followed it up with several punches to my face. My glasses fell on the floor and his mates hold my mate off from helping.

After finding the shards of my glasses on the floor through someone's help, I stand shocked as to why this guy would randomly attack me. I confided in who I thought was one of his mates, only to find it was the same guy. He had come back to deal some more damage as I wasn't yet unconcious or on the ground. A couple more headbutts in before I realise who he is and I'm defending myself almost blind. Taking several hits and dealing a couple back I manage to back up against a wall on the street (this street is surrounded by walls as it's one of the lowest in Edinburgh's old town) and I manage to grab his head and smack it against the wall in a bid to stop him attacking me.

Ergo he fell to the pavement unconcious and with blood coming out of his head. The police come up and take statements as an ambulance arrives very quickly (almost too quickly) to the scene. He is lifted into the ambulance as the police take a statement of me and his mates seperately. My mate is nowhere to be seen sadly.

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The outcome is that he had to go to hospital. And I'm now lacking in glasses, but comparatively well off considering I'm about half his weight from the looks of things. He and his mates may also have been squadies back in town, as they looked the build.

I don't know when the police will get in touch, but there's plenty of cctv footage so I have that. I think there were hundreds of witnesses to the beginning of the attack. He has no leg to stand on and I'm considering taking him to court for damages, ie new pair of glasses.

I've got a slight bump on my head, but thanks to my mates I'll get over being blind for xmas. And all in all, I made a blow for public and metaller rights by being able to defend myself. He'll think again before he picks a fight on a small and weak looking guy again.

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Reply 1 of 39 (Originally posted on: 12-15-05 12:39:05 PM)
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It's the Scottish Mafia. Someone's put an order out on your life.
I'm sorry that happened. That really sucks, especially the glasses. Did you know him at all or was he just some random guy you've never seen in your life?
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Reply 2 of 39 (Originally posted on: 12-15-05 12:41:36 PM)
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Literally just some random guy. Never saw him before and sure as hell never saw the attack coming.

Assuming he's alright when he gets out of hospital I'm going to have him charged with assault.

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Reply 3 of 39 (Originally posted on: 12-15-05 12:56:46 PM)
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I have a tiny female friend who will headbutt men if they follow her around and pester us too much when we're out on the piss. She's fun to be around.

I'm glad you're alright, he sounds like a complete waste of skin.

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Reply 4 of 39 (Originally posted on: 12-15-05 01:42:05 PM)
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Good job on fighting back, what a gang of pricks.
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Reply 5 of 39 (Originally posted on: 12-15-05 02:32:48 PM)
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I confided in who I thought was one of his mates, only to find it was the same guy.

That's hilarious (because you won).
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Reply 6 of 39 (Originally posted on: 12-15-05 04:24:38 PM)
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Reply 7 of 39 (Originally posted on: 12-15-05 04:41:50 PM)
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Nice job with kicking his ass there. Too bad about your glasses though.
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Reply 8 of 39 (Originally posted on: 12-15-05 05:03:52 PM)
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Told my mum about it, she was strangely non-plussed. Told my brother, he said "aw nice one!". Told the ass-manager at my old bar job and he asked if I'd been charged yet kekeke u give soj???

I have a funny feeling his mates are going to rip the piss out of him when he regains conciousness for being knocked the fuck out by a little guy like me!

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Reply 9 of 39 (Originally posted on: 12-15-05 05:27:49 PM)
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I'm glad you won! You struck a blow for skinny white guys everywhere! Good job!

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Reply 10 of 39 (Originally posted on: 12-15-05 05:46:38 PM)
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Good thing you had your wits about you in time ... what a rush though.
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Reply 11 of 39 (Originally posted on: 12-15-05 06:03:05 PM)
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Headbutts...what a stupid way to attack someone.
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Reply 12 of 39 (Originally posted on: 12-15-05 06:04:19 PM)
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He broke your glasses and in turn you gave that fucker a concussion. Nice comeback.

I guess you'll drive the last nail into his coffin by getting a clean court sweep when you charge him for assault.
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Reply 13 of 39 (Originally posted on: 12-15-05 06:18:07 PM)
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I was pretty sure this thread was going to end up with you curled up in the fetal position somewhere.
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Reply 14 of 39 (Originally posted on: 12-15-05 07:18:11 PM)
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To be honest, with the size of this guy, I was suprised. I had my studded leather armour +4 on though (biker jacket) and my aura of holiness, which allowed me to believe immensely in what I was fighting for.

All geek shit aside, I fought for my right to civic peace. I fought so that big, thick, drunk assholes don't consider every small guy a target. Somehow, I think, that's what brought me on top.

That and the fact he punched like a girl. Either that or my childhood in karate has given me a higher resistance to physical abuse.

And cheers Acheron. Though I'm technically Irish LOL IM SUCH A FAG!!

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Reply 15 of 39 (Originally posted on: 12-15-05 07:23:09 PM)
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Hey swiss whats a squadies the same as a NED? And to think I stood outside that bar with you, what a giant pussy one hit and he was on the ground.
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Reply 16 of 39 (Originally posted on: 12-15-05 07:38:43 PM)
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Oh yeah, forgot I took you around the dark underbelly of Edinburgh big grin

A squadie is a term for a military monkey. Someone who hasn't quite figured out that life isn't all fighting, drinking and taking orders. ie the lowest ranks in the army.

My mate who was with me was technically an NCO squadie, but he has brains and political opinions. Squadies generally are teanagers with an aggressive mentality and bigger physiques to match.

You'll know what the walls are like around the bridge near those bars.

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Reply 17 of 39 (Originally posted on: 12-15-05 07:49:22 PM)
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Im sure he enjoyed eating a large chunk of grimy 500 year old wall. So if your mate is in the army why did he bail?
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Reply 18 of 39 (Originally posted on: 12-15-05 08:20:25 PM)
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Sorry, I might not have made that point clear: He didn't bail, he got pulled away by a group of the other guys mates.

iirc, only one or two of his mates came back to see what was taking him so long in pasting the small fry. They came with shocked expressions when they found the ambulance there and their mate being lifted off the ground unconcious.

I guess my mate just got kept away. He's the sort of guy who would have nailed anyone who would attack me, but he was probably outnumbered.

I just hope he wasn't attacked as well.

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Reply 19 of 39 (Originally posted on: 12-15-05 08:27:45 PM)
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Atleast in the end you broke his shit off.

Drunken brawling can be pretty fun, as long as there is a bit of reason to it, but attacking people at random generally is not the way to go.

Have to be careful though. An Irish friend of me knows a guy who is in deep shit because of a fight outside a nightclub. The guy attacked him, he retaliated and shouted "I'm going to FUCKING KILL YOU" in front of several dozen witnesses, and threw the guy down when he lunged at him again, resulting in him cracking his skull against the curb and dying. :woops:
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Reply 20 of 39 (Originally posted on: 12-15-05 09:19:24 PM)
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Yikes...

I'm hoping my attacker is at least alive. Hopefully he's in a coherent state to remember getting his ass handed to him.

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Reply 21 of 39 (Originally posted on: 12-16-05 03:16:07 AM)
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I'm so absolutely glad that you're not badly injured. Thank god for what ended up happening. What a shitty, stupid thing to do.

I hate drunk people who want to do nothing but fight. I mean I have a few friends who will get rowdy off of rye and want to wrestle, but that's a consentual thing. I've been to bars where guys are so obviously looking for a fight that they're still in the line outside waiting to get in and they're already starting shit.
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Reply 22 of 39 (Originally posted on: 12-16-05 05:31:27 AM)
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I've been to a nightclub like that. We pulled up, and someone pulled a knife because they didn't like another someone's parking style. Needless to say, we left when we discovered a 10$ cover fee. (Every other club in the city has a 5$, cause it's bristol tennessee. We weren't going to pay double so we could hang out with violent drug addicts. The reason we were going there is because they're supposed to card at the bar, but we all know that's never going to happen.)

Sorry about the racial confusion swiss ;-) at least y'all don't have to share an island with 'them.' (Well, you do, living in edinburgh.) And I'm really glad you came out of that allright.
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Reply 23 of 39 (Originally posted on: 01-10-06 05:24:11 PM)
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this is kind of off topic but does anyone still make fake IDs or does everyone just try to find clubs and bars that don't check ID
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Reply 24 of 39 (Originally posted on: 01-10-06 08:07:50 PM)
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Quoted from skimmerboy11487:
this is kind of off topic but does anyone still make fake IDs or does everyone just try to find clubs and bars that don't check ID

yeah that's just a little bit out there
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