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(Originally posted on: 12-13-05 06:48:10 PM)
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I recieved this e-mail from Lorraine Abrahms, the 'boss' of computers at my school, in a mass e-mail:

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There is a high amount of traffic on the campus computer network downloading media from pornographic websites at this time. This is in direct violation of the Acceptable Use of the Emory & Henry Computer Network Policy. We have the capability to see which ports, along with the MAC addresses of the computers, are being used in which dorm rooms, so we can trace who is downloading these files.



Please desist immediately! We will be compiling a list of MAC addresses and ports in order to initiate disciplinary action against those students who are in violation of the policy.



Remember, the campus computer network is not to be used for the downloading of such materials.



Thanks,



Ok, I understand downloading some prawn, but apparently EHC males are horny enough to SHUT DOWN THE NETWORK with it.

We've had three network blackouts today, and I think this is the cause.
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Reply 1 of 49 (Originally posted on: 12-13-05 07:05:59 PM)
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update: acherons school

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Reply 2 of 49 (Originally posted on: 12-13-05 07:12:28 PM)
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BECAUSE. People downloading large amounts of smut make the tech monkeys heads implode. As they spend countless hours getting virus and spyware off the computer network. And that costs money, alot of money and why should the school keep paying it out because some guys can't get one rubbed out on a saturday night.
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Reply 3 of 49 (Originally posted on: 12-13-05 08:23:36 PM)
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If we could make a cum-powered car, the world's energy crisis could be solved by male college students.
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Reply 4 of 49 (Originally posted on: 12-13-05 08:39:14 PM)
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Quoted from Dante:
If we could make a cum-powered car, the world's energy crisis could be solved by male college students.


I don't think we're that hard up yet.
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Reply 5 of 49 (Originally posted on: 12-13-05 08:42:53 PM)
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Quoted from ice:
Quoted from Dante:
If we could make a cum-powered car, the world's energy crisis could be solved by male college students.


I don't think we're that hard up yet.


We've been that hard up since college was invented.
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Reply 6 of 49 (Originally posted on: 12-13-05 09:04:06 PM)
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We've been that hard up since college was invented.


And the people said "Amen!"
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Reply 7 of 49 (Originally posted on: 12-13-05 09:04:24 PM)
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Quoted from Kitabatake:
We've been that hard up since college was invented.


And the people said "Amen!"
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Reply 8 of 49 (Originally posted on: 12-13-05 10:30:16 PM)
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Quoted from Kitabatake:
We've been that hard up since college was invented.


I think the thrust of my statement is being misunderstood.
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Reply 9 of 49 (Originally posted on: 12-13-05 10:53:18 PM)
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I think the thrust of my statement is being misunderstood.


maybe you shouldn't dick around with puns

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Reply 10 of 49 (Originally posted on: 12-13-05 10:55:36 PM)
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People who download enough porn to clog a whole network should just fuck off.
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Reply 11 of 49 (Originally posted on: 12-13-05 11:02:57 PM)
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Quoted from Widukind:
People who download enough porn to clog a whole network should just fuck off.


Exactly. If you're using enough bandwidth to arouse suspicion, you're doing something wrong.
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Reply 12 of 49 (Originally posted on: 12-13-05 11:07:12 PM)
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I bet Judd has something to do with this!

Are they really allowed to regulate online viewing of pornography?
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Reply 13 of 49 (Originally posted on: 12-13-05 11:29:03 PM)
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These people need to be brought to justice and not allowed to get off.
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Reply 14 of 49 (Originally posted on: 12-13-05 11:36:58 PM)
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Quoted from Vervet:
Are they really allowed to regulate online viewing of pornography?


Oooh yes. If the school owns the network, they can administrate it any way they please. We occasionally get emails with friendly reminders from the network admin to kindly fuck off with the movie downloading, because our school does get contacted over copyright issues on a regular basis.
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Reply 15 of 49 (Originally posted on: 12-13-05 11:56:49 PM)
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Quoted from kayte:
Oooh yes. If the school owns the network, they can administrate it any way they please. We occasionally get emails with friendly reminders from the network admin to kindly fuck off with the movie downloading, because our school does get contacted over copyright issues on a regular basis.


That's kind of a little different, because downloading movies is, you know, illegal.
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Reply 16 of 49 (Originally posted on: 12-14-05 01:18:29 AM)
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Quoted from ice:
Quoted from kayte:
Oooh yes. If the school owns the network, they can administrate it any way they please. We occasionally get emails with friendly reminders from the network admin to kindly fuck off with the movie downloading, because our school does get contacted over copyright issues on a regular basis.


That's kind of a little different, because downloading movies is, you know, illegal.


The part about the emails the students at my school get, yes that is different (I was relating the topic at hand to my personal experience omg).

The part where the school network administrators can administrate any damned way they please? Is exactly the same.

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There is a high amount of traffic on the campus computer network downloading media from pornographic websites at this time. This is in direct violation of the Acceptable Use of the Emory & Henry Computer Network Policy.
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Reply 17 of 49 (Originally posted on: 12-14-05 01:31:47 AM)
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Quoted from ice:
Quoted from kayte:
Oooh yes. If the school owns the network, they can administrate it any way they please. We occasionally get emails with friendly reminders from the network admin to kindly fuck off with the movie downloading, because our school does get contacted over copyright issues on a regular basis.


That's kind of a little different, because downloading movies is, you know, illegal.
Off course, downloading ripped full feature porno movies is illegal too, but I doubt the RIAA will come knocking for that
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Reply 18 of 49 (Originally posted on: 12-14-05 06:49:58 AM)
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What the fuck do you evil people have against porn! UR THE GHEYEST PERSNO EVAR SNDAMIT!!1
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Reply 19 of 49 (Originally posted on: 12-14-05 02:48:02 PM)
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I bet Judd has something to do with this!


I can find out what am i

Quote:
We will be compiling a list of MAC addresses and ports in order to initiate disciplinary action against those students who are in violation of the policy.


We'll soon find out based on who gets cut off. What I do know is that since this e-mail went out, I've been able to browse the internet faster.
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Reply 20 of 49 (Originally posted on: 12-14-05 03:10:00 PM)
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I don't feel comfortable about the idea of anyone's internet activity being monitored without explicit consent of a judge, but these people are suckers. How much porn do they need anyway?
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Reply 21 of 49 (Originally posted on: 12-14-05 03:48:24 PM)
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It's not as if they have the time to look at *person a downloaded this item.*

They're just looking up MAC adresses. There isn't a face, name, or hell, even a room number attatched to them.
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Reply 22 of 49 (Originally posted on: 12-14-05 08:47:31 PM)
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I don't feel comfortable about the idea of anyone's internet activity being monitored without explicit consent of a judge


Why not? They're (presumably) on campus and not paying for the privilege of the internet (that's how it is here, anyway), and in using the school's network they are bound to the network policy. I doubt that the network admins sit around and monitor every little thing but when so much porn is being downloaded that it's dragging down the whole network... lol @ duck hunt I can see how that would be a problem.
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Reply 23 of 49 (Originally posted on: 12-14-05 09:38:05 PM)
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I can see the school banning porn on school-owned computers such as library etc, but do you go to a religious school or something? It seems like since most college students are adults there would be no problem.
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Reply 24 of 49 (Originally posted on: 12-14-05 11:34:55 PM)
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I can see the school banning porn on school-owned computers such as library etc, but do you go to a religious school or something? It seems like since most college students are adults there would be no problem.
No, I think we already covered this. They have the right to monitor how it's used, because they're the ones paying for it. If they weren't the ones paying for it, they wouldn't have the right to decide how it was used.

The reason that they are monitoring it is because it causes problems on the network, and slows down the system. This prevents people from being able to do their schoolwork. Did you read the earlier posts, or are you just that fucking retarded?
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