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(Originally posted on: 12-09-05 02:10:34 PM)
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In fact, it makes it pretty lame and cliche. That's pretty much all I've got.
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Reply 1 of 79 (Originally posted on: 12-09-05 02:28:33 PM)
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In Bitching Battleground, the hulk posts grrrr.

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Reply 2 of 79 (Originally posted on: 12-09-05 04:08:10 PM)
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Yes, but referencing pirates and ninjas in the form of a question will get you hot dates.
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Reply 3 of 79 (Originally posted on: 12-09-05 04:37:46 PM)
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Quoted from awkward jimmy:
In fact, it makes it pretty lame and cliche. That's pretty much all I've got.


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Reply 4 of 79 (Originally posted on: 12-09-05 04:54:04 PM)
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That's a pretty good point. We need to invent some new catchphrases and stuff.
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Reply 5 of 79 (Originally posted on: 12-09-05 05:14:28 PM)
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Yes, but referencing pirates and ninjas in the form of a question will get you hot dates.

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Quoted from awkward jimmy:
In fact, it makes it pretty lame and cliche. That's pretty much all I've got.


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Reply 6 of 79 (Originally posted on: 12-09-05 07:40:56 PM)
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Chimp you post some of the most inane drivel
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Reply 7 of 79 (Originally posted on: 12-09-05 07:50:13 PM)
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My train of thought derails a lot and I don't usually fill you in on where it's been MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
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Reply 8 of 79 (Originally posted on: 12-09-05 09:29:05 PM)
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Chimp you post some of the most inane drivel


Is the "inane drivel objection" 100% applicable if the drivel occurs within an inane thread topic?
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Reply 9 of 79 (Originally posted on: 12-10-05 12:16:10 AM)
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I really hate when people reference that Simpsons episode where he gets that Russian car and the salesman says "In Soviet Russia, car drives you!" except when people reference it they just say "In Soviet Russia, indirect object verbs you!" oh god how i hate that
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Reply 10 of 79 (Originally posted on: 12-10-05 01:37:05 AM)
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I really hate when people reference that Simpsons episode where he gets that Russian car and the salesman says "In Soviet Russia, car drives you!" except when people reference it they just say "In Soviet Russia, indirect object verbs you!" oh god how i hate that


we are officially on the same page.
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Reply 11 of 79 (Originally posted on: 12-10-05 01:58:56 AM)
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For the longest and most abnormal period of time, I was wondering what the fuck people were talking about.

What if it were some clever amalgamation of the three entities? "In Communist Ninja Pirate Russia, ninja pirates catch you!"

But then, that would make sense, wouldn't it? Because it's not as if a car or something were driving or molesting you at the time. And then there was that time when we were doing the sexuality fair, and they said, "Lesbian chooses YOU!" and I was confused.

Yeah, it really isn't funny, is it?
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Reply 12 of 79 (Originally posted on: 12-10-05 03:47:10 AM)
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jimmy i agree

and doesn't this whole deal come from SA, and then some geezers also brought it over here
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Reply 13 of 79 (Originally posted on: 12-10-05 04:02:51 AM)
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Quoted from awkward jimmy:
In fact, it makes it pretty lame and cliche. That's pretty much all I've got.


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Reply 14 of 79 (Originally posted on: 12-10-05 05:36:34 AM)
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Quoted from ice:
I really hate when people reference that Simpsons episode where he gets that Russian car and the salesman says "In Soviet Russia, car drives you!" except when people reference it they just say "In Soviet Russia, indirect object verbs you!" oh god how i hate that
Family Guy, and it was Peter turning his navigation mode to the "Yakov Smirnoff Mode"

GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT


Also, yes, the "In Soviet Russia" jokes are pretty fucking stupid.
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Reply 15 of 79 (Originally posted on: 12-10-05 07:16:06 AM)
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To take the devil's advocate, there are a lot of people who are just now getting into internet culture so they find these antiquated jokes to be hilarious since they are experiencing them for the first time. I mean, just last night I had to explain the history behind Peanut Butter Jelly Time to some friends. lol am i rite??? all ur base r belong 2 us
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Reply 16 of 79 (Originally posted on: 12-10-05 07:26:32 AM)
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To take the devil's advocate, there are a lot of people who are just now getting into internet culture so they find these antiquated jokes to be hilarious since they are experiencing them for the first time. I mean, just last night I had to explain the history behind Peanut Butter Jelly Time to some friends. lol am i rite??? all ur base r belong 2 us


I had never heard of that flash animation until the SA guy complained about Family Guy stealing it and, after googling it I decided I would stop downloading the new Family Guy episodes because it was painfully unfunny.

The fact that someone's never heard a shit joke before doesn't make it good.
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Reply 17 of 79 (Originally posted on: 12-10-05 03:19:21 PM)
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Pirates have never, ever, been funny, except on Monkey Island. Not to talk about ninjas.
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Reply 18 of 79 (Originally posted on: 12-10-05 03:22:05 PM)
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Quoted from Sandamnit:
Quoted from ice:
I really hate when people reference that Simpsons episode where he gets that Russian car and the salesman says "In Soviet Russia, car drives you!" except when people reference it they just say "In Soviet Russia, indirect object verbs you!" oh god how i hate that
Family Guy, and it was Peter turning his navigation mode to the "Yakov Smirnoff Mode"

GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT


Also, yes, the "In Soviet Russia" jokes are pretty fucking stupid.

No no, theres a simpsons episode where Abe and Bart go to some town (Branson Missouri, maybe?) and Yakov Smirfnoff is performing and makes that joke. Ony I think it was "Hamburger eats you" or something along those lines.
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Reply 19 of 79 (Originally posted on: 12-10-05 04:05:19 PM)
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In Soviet Russia I have a penisI AM A NINJA!
My little website i'm a serial-killer :)
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Reply 20 of 79 (Originally posted on: 12-10-05 04:06:36 PM)
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I keep it in a jar marked 'Attention Pirates!: Do not pillage!'
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Reply 21 of 79 (Originally posted on: 12-10-05 04:17:39 PM)
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FLOODER.

(User was warned for this post.)

You'd better watch out; you better go hide!
And Elder Sign's needed for this Yuletide
Great Old Ones are comin to town.

They're making a fist and shaking it twice.
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Great Old Ones are coming to town.

This reply was last edited on 12-10-05 09:37:12 PM by Hasty Penguin.
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Reply 22 of 79 (Originally posted on: 12-10-05 04:22:19 PM)
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Quoted from Sandamnit:
Family Guy, and it was Peter turning his navigation mode to the "Yakov Smirnoff Mode"

GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT.


Right. I was confusing it with when Homer gets into some Russian car and looks at the gear shift and it has all these Roman numerals and shit on it and goes like, "how do I drive this thing...?" and then the guy runs out and says, "Put it in M!"
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Reply 23 of 79 (Originally posted on: 12-10-05 04:24:03 PM)
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Quoted from Dimi:
Quoted from Sandamnit:
Quoted from ice:
I really hate when people reference that Simpsons episode where he gets that Russian car and the salesman says "In Soviet Russia, car drives you!" except when people reference it they just say "In Soviet Russia, indirect object verbs you!" oh god how i hate that
Family Guy, and it was Peter turning his navigation mode to the "Yakov Smirnoff Mode"

GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT


Also, yes, the "In Soviet Russia" jokes are pretty fucking stupid.

No no, theres a simpsons episode where Abe and Bart go to some town (Branson Missouri, maybe?) and Yakov Smirfnoff is performing and makes that joke. Ony I think it was "Hamburger eats you" or something along those lines.
Yes, but the "car drives you" joke that he was alluding to was Family Guy.

However, once they did that joke on The Simpsons, FYAD (maybe even FYAG at the time) picked up on it right away and it began to spread like a cancer.
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Reply 24 of 79 (Originally posted on: 12-11-05 02:58:58 AM)
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I have a friend that thinks its funny to say something and then say and by that I mean this, and usually he gets laughs but I dont laugh cause I've heard that on the internet so many times and now its lame.
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