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(Originally posted on: 12-01-05 09:59:28 AM)
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http://www.oldeenglish.org/puppy.html

(I don't know if this has been posted before)

It's a funny sketch, and no puppies were actually killed! i'm a serial-killer :)

But I was wondering if any of the sickos of the INTL community would kill a puppy for a large sum of money. I know I couldn't bring myself to kill a puppy, even if it were for billions of dollars. I probably couldn't kill any animal with my bare hands for any amount of money, unless it served some practical purpose (as in if I were starving to death and I had to eat it, but that probably won't happen).

How much would you have to get paid to kill a puppy with your bare hands?
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Reply 1 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-01-05 10:04:37 AM)
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I'd kill a puppy to save an even more adorable puppy.
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Reply 2 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-01-05 10:23:38 AM)
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i'd kill a puppy for 250,000.

edit: this is silly, actually. i have no idea how much i'd do it for, but if it came down to it i'd probably do it for much, much less because i'm poor.
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Reply 3 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-01-05 10:30:50 AM)
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I'd kill a puppy for a million dollars.

Not because the cost of my morality is even close to a million, but just because people I guess will pay alot for puppy killing.
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Reply 4 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-01-05 11:27:45 AM)
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Premise #1: I own a really expensive car, sponsored by the puppy murderers. Like, slap-yo-mama expensive. Pimped out with bling and blam and all sorts of gangstah shit. Said car will be an extension of my bare hands.

Premise #2: I was driving this car really really really really really really fast on the highway that everyone's yelling at me and flipping the bird, but I can't hear them over my Caddy-lac BROOOOM. I'm blaring lots of loud and vulgar music, and I'm just being an all out pimp.

Premise #3: The puppy in question (named "Rover" or "Rex" or something else that begins with an "R" and is stereotypically a puppy) was flung out in front of my car as I was going this ridiculous speed to be crushed into miniscule puppy bits.

Conclusion: I'd be so fucking excited about my ridiculously pimped-out ride that I'll only care about whether the puppy bits got on my car.

(Don't judge me; it happens to cats, raccoons, squirrels, and deer all the time.)
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Reply 5 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-01-05 11:30:57 AM)
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if I had a good reason I'd kill it for free. if I don't have a reason other than money, I won't kill it.

edit; how much for killing a mouse? how much for a cow, a fish or a person? what makes the difference?
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Reply 7 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-01-05 12:30:48 PM)
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Quoted from Mingan:
if I had a good reason I'd kill it for free.

That's my answer, too. Killing things for money alone is stupid. Except for people who work in pest control.
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Reply 8 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-01-05 12:42:45 PM)
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If you'd kill it for a million dollars, you'd kill it for 100,000 too, and for 10,000, and probably for 100 and for less.
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Reply 9 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-01-05 12:42:59 PM)
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Lots of double posting lately. Sorry.
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Reply 10 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-01-05 02:04:14 PM)
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I could def kill it for a small fee.
Maybe a price per pound type of thing.
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Reply 11 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-01-05 03:29:24 PM)
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If I could kill it by throwing it off of a really high bridge or damn or oh oh a waterfall then I'd do it for a new XLR2 or a pro lighting set-up.

who am i kidding puppies are cute damnit id probably grab him and run off
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Reply 12 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-01-05 03:33:48 PM)
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Quoted from Aaron:
If I could kill it by throwing it off of a really high bridge or damn or oh oh a waterfall then I'd do it for a new XLR2 or a pro lighting set-up.

who am i kidding puppies are cute damnit id probably grab him and run off


Where the fuck is your indie film dedication? You'd better kill that puppy or this industry will eat you alive. I heard, to get the money for Clerks, Kevin Smith had to kill like forty puppies.
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Reply 13 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-01-05 03:35:01 PM)
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I wouldn't kill an animal for money. I'd kill one if it meant a human could be saved though.

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edit; how much for killing a mouse? how much for a cow, a fish or a person? what makes the difference?

People are different. We're smarter and self-conscious. Animals just don't know what the fuck (except for some cetaceans and the other greater apes).
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Reply 14 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-01-05 04:04:56 PM)
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Reply 15 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-01-05 04:06:57 PM)
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If you'd kill it for a million dollars, you'd kill it for 100,000 too, and for 10,000, and probably for 100 and for less.


Are you speaking from experience? This is far too true.

Well, I guess it would depend on whose puppy it was, and what the puppy was like. It's not like it has a soul or anything. omg yah rite fag lol
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Reply 16 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-01-05 04:12:25 PM)
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That movie was pretty funny, thanks for sharing.
My favorite part was when that girl who said she'd kill it for 50 cents tried to take the dog... I wanted to see more of that story.
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Reply 17 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-01-05 04:18:35 PM)
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I'd only kill a pup for health reasons, not for money. Or if I found a really good recipe for Mongolian Dog Stew.

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Reply 18 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-01-05 04:38:19 PM)
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Depends on how far I'm behind on my bills. Being that I'm currently ahead on them, I'd keep it and train it to pickpocket people.
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Reply 19 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-01-05 05:00:02 PM)
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Quoted from Hasty Penguin:
Quoted from Sukkit:
If you'd kill it for a million dollars, you'd kill it for 100,000 too, and for 10,000, and probably for 100 and for less.


Are you speaking from experience? This is far too true.

I wish. I need money for Christmas shoppings, for New Year's party and for hair dye, and there are many puppies in the world.
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Reply 20 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-01-05 07:04:09 PM)
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Reply 21 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-01-05 07:45:21 PM)
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I think it's already been decided I'm an evil souless bastard on IRC, but I do like puppies, so it'd be a lot.

Fuck kittens though, I can't stand cats. I'd do a kitten for $20
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Reply 22 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-01-05 07:48:11 PM)
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I'd kill a kitten killer for free.
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Reply 23 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-01-05 07:50:11 PM)
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50 bucks Canadian


How much in real money?
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Reply 24 of 45 (Originally posted on: 12-01-05 07:53:05 PM)
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I think that's like $2.50
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