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Hey, I was with Mary Magdalene last night....smell my finger lol

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(Originally posted on: 11-11-05 02:55:31 PM)
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Okay, so you know how there are weird names for sexual metaphors.. i.e. "Chili dog." (You shit on a girls tits and then titty fuck her.) Well, we're going to make our own. big grin

I'm going to say a phrase, and then the next person gets to think of a description for what that meant. (Someone says "rotten egg," the description could be "...dirty poon?" I dunno, I drew a blank. But you get the idea.

So, first phrase is:
"Sloppy Joe."
Adopt a leggo my eggo ifo.
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Reply 1 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-11-05 02:56:26 PM)
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[15:42] rchif0: if "sloppy joe" was a sexual metaphor, what would you think it meant?
[15:43] the red chimp: a mixture of shit and cum you made your partner eat
[15:43] rchif0: i'm gonna make a thread.
[15:43] the red chimp: only for people really into s & m
[15:43] the red chimp: oh
[15:43] the red chimp: see also: santorum


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Reply 2 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-11-05 02:59:06 PM)
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You come in her pussy, and she is positioned in such a position, scrotum facing the roof, so you can dip your nuts in her spermladen vagina, and then you present the cumsoaked balls to her mouth
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Hey, I was with Mary Magdalene last night....smell my finger lol

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Reply 3 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-11-05 03:12:21 PM)
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You're supposed to respond to TRC's, then come up with your own phrase. UR THE GHEYEST PERSNO EVAR SNDAMIT!!1
Adopt a leggo my eggo ifo.
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Reply 4 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-11-05 04:07:01 PM)
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Quoted from Chimp:
"earthened weasel"

Getting dirt on your cock while fucking a girl in a grassy area

Next one: "lock and load"
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Reply 5 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-11-05 05:00:29 PM)
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Quoted from Zippo:
Next one: "lock and load"


Putting a girl in a headlock while your best friend bukkakes her.

Edit: I'm an idiot, sorry BA.
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and i said, a\re you a gay ass fucker who can't take a baseball up the ass you faggot???? and he said yes........

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Reply 6 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-11-05 06:03:04 PM)
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Because Chimp doesn't know how to play:

"Irish Saddle"
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Reply 7 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-11-05 06:38:48 PM)
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Quoted from British Agent:
Because Chimp doesn't know how to play:

"Irish Saddle"

Face fucking a redhead (or midget dressed in green) while thrusting in the same motion a rider uses when cantering.

"El Presidente"
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and i said, a\re you a gay ass fucker who can't take a baseball up the ass you faggot???? and he said yes........

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Reply 8 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-11-05 08:11:08 PM)
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Standing up hands-on-hips posing while girl does coke lines off erect dick.

Next: "Touch-tone Phone"
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Reply 9 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-11-05 08:16:24 PM)
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Talking to your mother on the telephone while having your nipples tweaked

Next: "birthday cake"
animatedcardigan: your nose is sexy[/w]

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Reply 10 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-11-05 08:54:47 PM)
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Next: "birthday cake"


Rubbing an ice cream cake on various random portions of your partners body, and then licking each portion off in sequence.

"Fat-Free Hamburger"
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and i said, a\re you a gay ass fucker who can't take a baseball up the ass you faggot???? and he said yes........

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Reply 11 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-11-05 09:05:43 PM)
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Three people stacked on top of eachother.

No fat chicks allowed.

Next: "Ethnic Cleansing"
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Reply 12 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-11-05 09:57:03 PM)
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You fuck a black girl in the ass, and have an Asian girl lick your cock off, and then go on to an Indian, Mexican, Russian, and so forth.

next:

"The Six O'Clock Wake-Up Call"
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Reply 13 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-11-05 11:13:21 PM)
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Six O'Clock Wake-Up Call: At six o'clock you knock your girlfriend out with a frying pan, fry some eggs and bacon, then use your erection to jam the breakfast as far down her throat as possible till she either chokes or hopefully wakes up to breakfast in bed.

"The fork-lift"
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Reply 14 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-12-05 12:02:56 AM)
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Quoted from Daddy Milkman:
"The fork-lift"


Two guys are like banging the same girl, and then they both stand up, holding her suspended with only the power of their erections.

next:

"storming the castle"
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Reply 15 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-12-05 12:35:24 AM)
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Storming the castle: That's when you break through a tampon barrier with a cock battering ram.

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Reply 16 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-12-05 02:12:03 AM)
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Quoted from Daddy Milkman:
"The Q-tip"
For those people less endowed, unable to "titty fuck"

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Reply 17 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-12-05 02:40:03 AM)
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The man stands on the back of his naked partner, feet on the buttcheeks and just beneath the shoulderblades, 'surfing' while jerking off. The 'surfboard' masturbates against the floor, the ensuing jiggle threatening to 'turf' the surfer off his board.

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Reply 18 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-12-05 08:38:36 AM)
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The karate kid: That is when you have a homosexual relationship with your old Japanese mentor.

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Reply 19 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-12-05 10:42:23 AM)
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Jizz in a girl's asshole and another girl licks it out and the jizz and dingleberries mix together.


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Reply 20 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-12-05 11:23:41 AM)
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An individual who is able to entice you into having sex with him or her condom-less, dispite having one or more easily transmissible STDs.

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Reply 21 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-12-05 11:26:54 AM)
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An act often perpetrated by homosexuals that involves giving a reach around with the left hand using only the tips of your fingers.


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Reply 22 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-12-05 12:04:43 PM)
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Pounding your partner in the ass in a frog-like position (feet and ass on bed with knees up in air) while partner lies face down. Water-bed required.

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Reply 23 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-12-05 12:20:05 PM)
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A small woman is gang banged by several overweight men. The grand finale comes when they make a milky way across her chest.

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Reply 24 of 53 (Originally posted on: 11-12-05 12:24:07 PM)
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