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Reply 23 of 54 (Originally posted on: 10-17-05 01:18:34 PM)
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When I broke up with my girlfriend she registered an account and stalked me via INTL for a bit. Fun, no? Anyway, right before all that, I received an email from Mary England, who claimed to have a crush on me because of the way I post on INTL. Not really wanting to delve into that, I gave her email address to Zing. After a while it was revealed to me that it was my ex, but not before Zing exchanged some e-mails with her.
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Quoted from Zing: From: Mary England <missymary@gmail.com>
To: <bzingula@xmsg.com>
Subject: Re: I think I like you
y r u talking 2 me? i like matt. i'm his gf. u scare me.
On Sat, 23 Oct 2004 02:16:51 +0000, Zingula, Brian <bzingula@xmsg.com> wrote:
> Dearest Mary England,
> I don't want to tell you who I am right now, but I have been watching you stalk that guy on INTL that you think you have a crush on, and its made me totally hot for you. Look, I don't know how much commitment you want to get into just yet but I swear I'd sire the best kids ever. Please please please say you love me too 
>
> Forever,
> "Z"
>
> P.S. I'm coming to Canada soon so if you would give me your address maybe I could visit you?
>
She doesn't like me.
Err.. This girl has got to be the strangest prank I've ever seen.
Prank? Nah, I'm pretty sure she's serious. You lucky dog.

Yeah, pretty sure it's a prank.
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