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People are a danger to society.

there is a guy who gets it on with three girls at once and they all have amazing unibrows

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(Originally posted on: 10-03-05 08:35:37 PM)
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1. Read the title
2. Try to keep it to 3 panels worth of dialogue, but I will accept more (obviously don't make it too big or I'm going to ignore you)
3. Do not give me anything but the dialogue, except for anything listed in number 5.
4. Unfortunately, I do not have any cartoon drawings I've done previously handy.
A recent crayon drawing of mine is viewable by clicking here. I assure you my drawings look better than that. Some of you may remember them from a couple years ago.
5. OPTIONAL: specify if you would like the comic done in colour, or black and white. I'll probably do the text on the computer because my writing is messy as hell.

Go!
"I went in the Haunted House, and around the corner, Frankenstein was patiently waiting for me."
"Last night I fell asleep, and when I woke up, my room was a black and white movie."

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Reply 1 of 36 (Originally posted on: 10-03-05 08:43:21 PM)
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Quiet: And then the ... .. . is ... MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
Brad: pardon?
Quiet: And then the ... .. . is ... MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
Brad: sorry, what?
Quiet: And then the worst part is ... ..!
Brad: Yeah... that sucks?

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Hasty Penguin
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there is a guy who gets it on with three girls at once and they all have amazing unibrows

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Reply 2 of 36 (Originally posted on: 10-03-05 09:09:22 PM)
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I really screwed up the last panel. The quiet dude is supposed to have a tentacle, an alien parasite and a peg leg.
"I went in the Haunted House, and around the corner, Frankenstein was patiently waiting for me."
"Last night I fell asleep, and when I woke up, my room was a black and white movie."

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Reply 3 of 36 (Originally posted on: 10-03-05 09:24:05 PM)
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Jack: So were you at all embaressed or anything?
Steve: Well at the time, sure a little bit, but it was awesome.
Jack: Wow, I wish I walked in on Jenny dancing naked.
Steve: Man, it was incredible! You should have seen her nipples!
Jenny: Hey guys, what're you talking about?
Jack: ...Uh....And thats how a bill becomes a law!


black and white would be just fine
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Reply 4 of 36 (Originally posted on: 10-03-05 09:51:27 PM)
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I screwed up and made Steve say the last line, but the picture kind of speaks for itself as to my reasoning behind that...

"I went in the Haunted House, and around the corner, Frankenstein was patiently waiting for me."
"Last night I fell asleep, and when I woke up, my room was a black and white movie."

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Reply 5 of 36 (Originally posted on: 10-03-05 10:02:16 PM)
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Thats alright, I meant to have steve saying that part anyway.

So, whats with the boobs? I can't quite tell whats goin on there.

Kudos, anyway
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Reply 6 of 36 (Originally posted on: 10-03-05 10:04:29 PM)
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Thats alright, I meant to have steve saying that part anyway.

So, whats with the boobs? I can't quite tell whats goin on there.

Kudos, anyway

They're enormous. That's all there really was to it, because it was all about the nipples, so I was like "aah boobs that cover face because of enormity". It seemed like a good idea until I drew it, and at first she looked like she was naked, and I had to fix it up.
"I went in the Haunted House, and around the corner, Frankenstein was patiently waiting for me."
"Last night I fell asleep, and when I woke up, my room was a black and white movie."

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Reply 7 of 36 (Originally posted on: 10-03-05 10:52:33 PM)
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I don't have any specific dialogue, but I'd like to ask for an example in comic form of an admin meeting for INTL.
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Reply 8 of 36 (Originally posted on: 10-03-05 11:10:12 PM)
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Greg: Hey dude, think fast!
Tom: ?
Tom: OW! You jerk, you can't do that when i'm not ready for it.
Greg: Why do you think I said "think fast."
Tom: Whatever, you can clean up your mess now.
Greg: I guess I learned my lesson...
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Reply 9 of 36 (Originally posted on: 10-04-05 01:48:25 AM)
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Peach: Hey! Whatcha got there?
Dimi: Um... just a little something I picked up.
Peach: hmm.. looks strangely familiar.
(terror)
Peach: AHHHHHHHH!!!
Dimi: AHHHHHHHH!!!
Sandamnit: EEEEEEEK!!
Dimi: AHHHHHHH!!!
Peach: AHHHHHH! MAKE IT STOP!!
Peach: Oh nevermind. My bad.

B/W please.
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Reply 10 of 36 (Originally posted on: 10-04-05 06:54:21 AM)
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Hilarious word play comic in which I make fun of IF0's lack of sex appeal.

Man with severe headwound in bed with wife: Goodnight honey.
Woman: Honey will you flip off the light?
Man flips the bird at the light
One of those panels where the person looks at the other person doing something stupid with an irritated expresion.
Woman: No I meant turn the light off.
Man pulls out some pics and lays them out.
Woman: What are you doing?
Man: SHOWING IT PICTURES OF IF0

hahahahahahah!

Sorry I put more than just dialogue but it had to be done.
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Reply 11 of 36 (Originally posted on: 10-04-05 08:03:23 AM)
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Quoted from Chimp:
Quote:
Quiet: And then the ... .. . is ... MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
Brad: pardon?
Quiet: And then the ... .. . is ... MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
Brad: sorry, what?
Quiet: And then the worst part is ... ..!
Brad: Yeah... that sucks?


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Reply 12 of 36 (Originally posted on: 10-04-05 12:04:32 PM)
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I think you guys are misinterperating what I was trying to convey with that dialouge. The other person is just quiet generally, not meek because I am huge.
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Reply 13 of 36 (Originally posted on: 10-04-05 01:02:56 PM)
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So you think
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Reply 14 of 36 (Originally posted on: 10-04-05 01:03:59 PM)
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Quoted from Baggy_Brad:
I think you guys are misinterperating what I was trying to convey with that dialouge. The other person is just quiet generally, not meek because I am huge.


I'm sure that's what you think, and it's all right to deceive yourself, Brad. Perfectly fine. i'm a serial-killer :)
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Reply 15 of 36 (Originally posted on: 10-04-05 07:28:58 PM)
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I wrote down all the dialogues posted and I will complete those at school tomorrow during Religion class or something.

In the meantime, here's a drawing I did that got rejected from the school paper (while trying to appeal to Catholics):

"I went in the Haunted House, and around the corner, Frankenstein was patiently waiting for me."
"Last night I fell asleep, and when I woke up, my room was a black and white movie."

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Reply 16 of 36 (Originally posted on: 10-04-05 07:55:19 PM)
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Quoted from Hasty Penguin:
I wrote down all the dialogues posted and I will complete those at school tomorrow during Religion class or something.

In the meantime, here's a drawing I did that got rejected from the school paper (while trying to appeal to Catholics):

I wonder why.
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Reply 17 of 36 (Originally posted on: 10-04-05 08:06:28 PM)
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Yes hasty I like the Simpons as well.
LOL IM SUCH A FAG!!
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Reply 18 of 36 (Originally posted on: 10-04-05 08:17:24 PM)
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Do one of a guy playing tennis & yelling to his opponent "I VILL CRUSH YOU WIT PUSSY!"

It's for a friend of mine; make him vaguely german-looking.
<drahnier> no i was in belgium with my parents, they always took me sailing when i was a kid
<drahnier> denmark, gewrmany, norway. england, lots of places
<Byc> the dreaded land of gewrmany!
<Snook> thats almost jewrmany
<Byc> not if hitler had his way
<Byc> it'd have been like jewrfew
<Byc> or jewrnone
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Reply 19 of 36 (Originally posted on: 10-05-05 06:47:27 AM)
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Quoted from Hasty Penguin:
I wrote down all the dialogues posted and I will complete those at school tomorrow during Religion class or something.

In the meantime, here's a drawing I did that got rejected from the school paper (while trying to appeal to Catholics):


That's because men don't have abortions, only slutty women with heroin needle marks and a no good attitude!
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Reply 20 of 36 (Originally posted on: 10-05-05 06:56:43 AM)
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That's because men don't have abortions, only slutty women with heroin needle marks and a no good attitude!


Right on Sister! I agree.
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Reply 21 of 36 (Originally posted on: 10-05-05 09:51:21 AM)
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Fred - "I'm so high, Roland"
Roland - "That's because I made you that way."

Make this unfunny dialogue funny with picz plz.
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Reply 22 of 36 (Originally posted on: 10-05-05 06:51:58 PM)
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Sorry to disappoint. I only managed to get Snook's done during English:


P.S. check the filename for what I was thinking about why your friend wanted this while I was drawing it.

All other dialogues have been printed and are in my binder, waiting to be drawn.
"I went in the Haunted House, and around the corner, Frankenstein was patiently waiting for me."
"Last night I fell asleep, and when I woke up, my room was a black and white movie."

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Reply 23 of 36 (Originally posted on: 10-05-05 08:55:49 PM)
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Awesome. +k given.
<drahnier> no i was in belgium with my parents, they always took me sailing when i was a kid
<drahnier> denmark, gewrmany, norway. england, lots of places
<Byc> the dreaded land of gewrmany!
<Snook> thats almost jewrmany
<Byc> not if hitler had his way
<Byc> it'd have been like jewrfew
<Byc> or jewrnone
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Reply 24 of 36 (Originally posted on: 10-05-05 10:43:24 PM)
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White Nerd: I send my halfling archer to attack your orc shaman.
Asian Nerd: You fool! His staff has the amulet of Hiathora, giving him extra defense against ranged attacks!
White nerd: But you're forgetting, my halfling has +2 attack versus Asians.
Bully: HEY NERDS! IT'S SODOMY TIME!
*gratuitous scene*
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