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Baggy_Brad
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(Originally posted on: 09-11-05 11:09:56 AM)
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Born in August 1984 it was only a matter of time before a) the internet would be invented and b) naked pictures of me would appear on it. The most disturbing part of this photo is that we still actually use that rug.



It was also only a matter of time before I started reading up one of the major influences on my life. I allegedly studied this book for hours. No doubt my inability to read was a major cause of my slowed ability to process the amount of information in a book not only that short but that also doubled as a face washer. Nevertheless, even at a young age I was well read on chicks.



Although as the years passed it seemed more and more evident that despite reading the right pages Iíd misinterpreted a few key points...



But it didnít take long before I was getting it right. This photo was taken in 1991. My parents took me to their friendís house and Iíd been put to bed in their daughterís room while the adults stayed up. When my folks returned the found weíd fallen asleep holding hands. How cute.



I told her Iíd call the next day... But I never called. The next picture is probably the most photogenic Iíve ever been in a photo.



Thereís no doubting it, I was a pimp. There was a period in my life were I was just hooking up with anything that moved.



But I grew older, got wiser and it became obvious that Iíd learnt from all my mistakes in the past..



Well, fine. But at least on some occasions during my life I managed to get some pussy.



And the rest of itís been pretty good a well. This is me in my first car, which is probably worth slightly more than my current car at the moment. And I barely ever had to fill it up.



Yes, life has been good to me. Iíve made lots of friends, grown a lot as a person, both up, and out, and then in again. I had too many adventures to count, which is probably a good thing because given my personality if they werenít so infinite Iíd probably try to number them. 21 years, Iíve seen some good times. Iíve made some good jokes. Iíve probably managed to successfully offend someone from every culture and nationality already. Hereís to plenty more to come.


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Reply 1 of 29 (Originally posted on: 09-11-05 11:57:20 AM)
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It was my birthday yesterday. I turned 19. I don't have a phocumentary.
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Reply 2 of 29 (Originally posted on: 09-11-05 12:00:43 PM)
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One day when I'm a big shot on Wall Street I'll hire you as my secretary and we'll go out for orange juice and maybe some baguettes
LOL IM SUCH A FAG!!
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Reply 3 of 29 (Originally posted on: 09-11-05 12:16:22 PM)
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There's a Wall Street in Copenhagen?
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Reply 4 of 29 (Originally posted on: 09-11-05 12:20:02 PM)
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I wonder if he isn't talking about Vaal Street.

edit: bought a vowel and removed an L
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Reply 5 of 29 (Originally posted on: 09-11-05 12:25:04 PM)
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Even tho I hate you intensely that was the most enjoyable read i've come across on this forum in ages. Great timing, endearing and droll. I think every Southern Hemisphere child has a 'naked on the sheepskin rug' photo lurking about. Happy 21st in retrospect.

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Reply 6 of 29 (Originally posted on: 09-11-05 02:23:06 PM)
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Quoted from Snowy:
Even tho I hate you intensely


Come on now, how can you hate Brad intensely MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
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Reply 7 of 29 (Originally posted on: 09-11-05 02:27:06 PM)
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Great post. Happy 21st.

I think it should become tradition to make phocumentary's when you turn 21 on this forum.
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Reply 8 of 29 (Originally posted on: 09-11-05 02:43:22 PM)
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Oh Brad.
Sometimes I like to think that I'm more clever than anyone else on here and I just comparatively suck at expressing myself online.

Then you post and I realize that the last four words of that sentence need to be erased.

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Reply 9 of 29 (Originally posted on: 09-11-05 03:16:14 PM)
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Your cheeks are so rosy, Brad.
'Mine is a long and a sad tale!' said the Mouse, turning to Alice, and sighing.
'It is a long tail, certainly,' said Alice, looking down with wonder at the Mouse's tail; 'but why do you call it sad?'
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Reply 10 of 29 (Originally posted on: 09-11-05 03:18:47 PM)
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Quoted from Vervet:
Your cheeks are so rosy, Brad.


Do you mean these ones or these ones?
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Reply 11 of 29 (Originally posted on: 09-11-05 03:35:52 PM)
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brad looks a LOT like me in that last photo.
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Reply 12 of 29 (Originally posted on: 09-11-05 04:04:48 PM)
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Quoted from Tazzo:
Quoted from Vervet:
Your cheeks are so rosy, Brad.


Do you mean these ones or these ones?

Thesecond ones.
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'It is a long tail, certainly,' said Alice, looking down with wonder at the Mouse's tail; 'but why do you call it sad?'
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Reply 13 of 29 (Originally posted on: 09-11-05 04:51:25 PM)
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That first picture is terrifying. It's like you got naked and mauled whatever animal it was into a rug and you've sucked its blood right out and dried it and you're slithering onto your next prey.
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Reply 14 of 29 (Originally posted on: 09-11-05 05:03:18 PM)
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Brad, honest question.
Do you get a lot of attention in real life from people? From girls? I'm genuinely curious.
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Reply 15 of 29 (Originally posted on: 09-11-05 05:21:36 PM)
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cute but im going to need to see some username in those baby photos to be convinced!
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Reply 16 of 29 (Originally posted on: 09-11-05 05:25:32 PM)
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That's a pretty hot car, Brad. I like it.
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Reply 17 of 29 (Originally posted on: 09-11-05 05:51:22 PM)
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I'm stealing "phocumentary" and using it as my own from now on. I'm sure there will be a "fuckumentary" post in RS shortly. As usual, Brad and STFU do not disappoint.
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Reply 18 of 29 (Originally posted on: 09-11-05 08:58:14 PM)
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Quoted from Adam:
Brad, honest question.
Do you get a lot of attention in real life from people? From girls? I'm genuinely curious.


People who talk to me for long enough to see past my social stumblings generally do take a strong liking to me.

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cute but im going to need to see some username in those baby photos to be convinced!


I can re-enact the first one because I think we still have the other blanket as well as that duplo. I will write "STFU" on my bottom.
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Reply 19 of 29 (Originally posted on: 09-11-05 10:03:11 PM)
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Is your name really Brad?
<Angus> wooosh grand nubian
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Reply 20 of 29 (Originally posted on: 09-11-05 11:14:45 PM)
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no it is Baggy_Brad
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Reply 21 of 29 (Originally posted on: 09-11-05 11:54:01 PM)
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lol brad is fat

happy birfday fatty brad

line me up in single file
with all your grievances
stare but I can taste
you're still alive below the waste
ripples come and ripples go
and ripple back to me

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boy I think you're confused
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Reply 22 of 29 (Originally posted on: 09-13-05 10:14:26 AM)
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Quoted from Baggy_Brad:
Quoted from Adam:
Brad, honest question.
Do you get a lot of attention in real life from people? From girls? I'm genuinely curious.


People who talk to me for long enough to see past my social stumblings generally do take a strong liking to me.


What are your social stumblings?

I almost never initiate conversation.
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Reply 23 of 29 (Originally posted on: 09-13-05 10:39:59 AM)
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Neither do I, but I can't pull off a "don't talk to me" scowl that you can Smokes.
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Reply 24 of 29 (Originally posted on: 09-13-05 11:05:43 AM)
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That's only when I'm intentionally driving people away - but I'm a lot less sensitive than you too.
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