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conejitasencantalapin

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(Originally posted on: 09-02-05 06:58:29 PM)
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He stalks me around school and he follows me on the road... It is scary... I need a body guard!
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Hey, I was with Mary Magdalene last night....smell my finger lol

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Reply 1 of 59 (Originally posted on: 09-02-05 07:05:45 PM)
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Are you hot enough to warrant a stalker?
Adopt a leggo my eggo ifo.
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Reply 2 of 59 (Originally posted on: 09-02-05 07:11:11 PM)
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Indeed
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People are a danger to society.

there is a guy who gets it on with three girls at once and they all have amazing unibrows

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Reply 3 of 59 (Originally posted on: 09-02-05 07:18:29 PM)
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If you leave $400 in cash in a briefcase marked "Danger: Cougars" on the corner of 4th and Main, I will stop following you.
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conejitasencantalapin

LBH was here.

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Reply 4 of 59 (Originally posted on: 09-02-05 07:20:14 PM)
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I am confizzled, but I'll do it...
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Hey, I was with Mary Magdalene last night....smell my finger lol

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Reply 5 of 59 (Originally posted on: 09-02-05 07:51:35 PM)
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo' Drizzle!
Adopt a leggo my eggo ifo.
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Reply 6 of 59 (Originally posted on: 09-02-05 07:53:34 PM)
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What's the first thing IFOs mom does every morning?

She puts her clothes on and goes home.
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Hey, I was with Mary Magdalene last night....smell my finger lol

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Reply 7 of 59 (Originally posted on: 09-02-05 08:03:55 PM)
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I didn't like that joke the first time you made it. MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
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Reply 8 of 59 (Originally posted on: 09-02-05 08:08:25 PM)
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Whats long brown and sticky?





ITS A STICK GET IT A STICK
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Reply 9 of 59 (Originally posted on: 09-02-05 09:12:26 PM)
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Quoted from Drahnier:
What's the first thing IFOs mom does every morning?

She puts her clothes on and goes home.


Haha.

This thread is now for jokes!
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Reply 10 of 59 (Originally posted on: 09-02-05 09:26:54 PM)
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what happens when Bush takes viagra?

HE GETS TALLER!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLROFLLMAO
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Reply 11 of 59 (Originally posted on: 09-02-05 10:31:40 PM)
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Why did the chicken cross the road?


 not actually a joke 
<Angus> wooosh grand nubian
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Reply 12 of 59 (Originally posted on: 09-02-05 10:49:59 PM)
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Q: Why did the girl on the internet claim to have a stalker?

A: It's like admitting that she's an attention whore, but not so directly.

PS. This isn't so much of a joke as it's a broad generalization bordering on absolute truth.

PPS. "Oh snap!"
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Reply 13 of 59 (Originally posted on: 09-02-05 11:48:59 PM)
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Quoted from Inertia:


PPS. "Oh snap!"


ew
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Reply 14 of 59 (Originally posted on: 09-03-05 12:13:22 AM)
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Quoted from Master:
Whats long brown and sticky?





ITS A STICK GET IT A STICK


A latino penis.
STFU, biatch
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Reply 15 of 59 (Originally posted on: 09-03-05 12:40:17 AM)
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Quoted from Dante:
Why did the chicken cross the road?


 not actually a joke 


it was taped to a ninja hellz yea
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Reply 16 of 59 (Originally posted on: 09-03-05 01:12:05 AM)
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Sunny was having a ''Soccy Hot Flush'' when she wrote that wee gem.

Oh yeah, I also had a stalker. But I killed him.

hahahaha!

Have you ever seen a human heart? It looks like a fist wrapped in blood.
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Reply 17 of 59 (Originally posted on: 09-03-05 01:46:57 AM)
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Quoted from nafe:
ew

The quotation marks were there to denote sarcasm. God knows I'd never allow myself to use terms such as that in an instance where I'm being serious. That'd be fuckin' horrible.
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Reply 18 of 59 (Originally posted on: 09-03-05 01:57:01 AM)
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So are you the stalker, or what?
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Reply 19 of 59 (Originally posted on: 09-03-05 07:37:03 AM)
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Men are natural born stalkers (and rapists too). We just live in a society that hasn't evolved to the point that the whole world is just constantly having casual sex yet. We can't forget our animal roots.
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Reply 20 of 59 (Originally posted on: 09-03-05 11:46:28 AM)
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Quoted from conejitasencantalapin:
He stalks me around school and he follows me on the road... It is scary... I need a body guard!

I had a stalker. Then one of my meth labs blew while she was window peeping. I guess she decided to stalk someone else? If she lived?
Sun bleached bones and withered trees
Slowly rotting just like me
Empty bottles broken glass
My resolve is fading fast

I swear sometimes I think this life is killing me
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Reply 21 of 59 (Originally posted on: 09-03-05 11:54:25 AM)
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Quoted from Alice Baker:
Quoted from conejitasencantalapin:
He stalks me around school and he follows me on the road... It is scary... I need a body guard!

I had a stalker. Then one of my meth labs blew while she was window peeping. I guess she decided to stalk someone else? If she lived?
Alice is not a very masculine name would you mind explaining this?
<Angus> wooosh grand nubian
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Reply 22 of 59 (Originally posted on: 09-03-05 04:04:46 PM)
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I stalk girls because it's fun and I feel close.

EDIT: Hell, I could probably give you the class scheduals of my middle school crushes that I mapped out. I never bothered speaking to them, just found out what they did and liked without them knowing I existed.
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Reply 23 of 59 (Originally posted on: 09-03-05 05:21:50 PM)
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Quoted from Lord Devon:
I stalk girls because it's fun and I feel close.

EDIT: Hell, I could probably give you the class scheduals of my high school crushes that I mapped out. I never bothered speaking to them, just found out what they did and liked without them knowing I existed.

Why are you so creepy?
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'It is a long tail, certainly,' said Alice, looking down with wonder at the Mouse's tail; 'but why do you call it sad?'
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Reply 24 of 59 (Originally posted on: 09-03-05 05:29:36 PM)
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I think it has to do with the fact that he's a pale, sweaty hunchback who is afraid of and disgusted by vagina.
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