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Reply 5 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-18-05 12:35:52 AM)
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Quoted from Snowy: I hope you did her up the butt while she was out.
I didn't have the chance, I was locked the fuck out. We didn't get wasted until after sex anyway...it was more like this:
8pm - we go out to the lake (30 minutes outside town) to the boat club.
8:30pm - meet hot cocktail waitress.
10pm - convince waitress to have drinks with us.
2am - friends get bored, waitress assures me that i have a ride back into town (no sex implied, she lives there), friends leave me.
2:01am - as soon as friends drive off, waitress goes fucking nuts, scariest sex ever in the bar after hours.
3-4am - get absolutely trashed in bar, waitress says "i'll be right back," goes to next-door house that her friend lives in, passes out.
4:15am - i wonder where the fuck she went, walk outside bar (door locks behind me), go to the house next door, find it locked.
4:15-5am - combination of trying to break into my friend's car, calling my brother-in-law to come back out and get me, and wondering where a comfortable spot outside would be to sleep.
5:15am - get call from brother-in-law, apparently they gave me the keys to my friend's car (unbeknownst to me), find the keys in my jacket and drive home.
Quote: That doesnt sound like much of a facade.
The facade was the goody-two-shoes portion of the courting. She turned into a complete psycho as soon as my friends left, and I'm not passing judgement on her for that, just that she could have been a little more upfront about it. She bit me hard enough to draw blood in a couple of places.
I'd also like to add a rant that I always manage to wind up with the hippy girls. I don't necessarily like hippies, so I'm no sure how that happens.
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