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(Originally posted on: 07-17-05 10:50:44 PM)
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I am SO DAMN TIRED of facades, false fronts, fakeness and all the other shit that people pull just to try to get someone to be interested in them. I'm tired of girls that act one way when you first meet them, only to find out later that it was all just a show, an attempt to pique your curiousity. Yes, I'm sure that guys are repeat offenders as well, but I don't have to worry about that, so this rant is directed at the females out there. For fuck's sake, just be yourself. I know I sound like a high school guidance counselor, but really, it makes it so much easier on everyone down the road.
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Reply 1 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-17-05 11:31:34 PM)
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If there isn't a story behind this or you don't tell it, this is only mildy interesting.
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Reply 2 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-17-05 11:53:29 PM)
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Honesty is overrated.
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Reply 3 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-18-05 12:17:02 AM)
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The story is kind of weird when I type it out, but let's just say girls should put "Hey, let's fuck," in their vocabulary *before* your ride leaves for the night and you have to spend most of the night outside because she walks in the house and passes the fuck out. Enough of the "hard to get" game, please.
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Reply 4 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-18-05 12:22:16 AM)
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That doesnt sound like much of a facade, but the description is pretty brief. Just sounds like she had a great idea that kinda melted into a bottle and then slumped to the floor unconscious. I hope you did her up the butt while she was out.

Everybodyís got a secret, Sonny
Something that they just canít face
Some folks spend their whole lives tryiní to keep it
They carry it with `em every step that they take
Till some day they just cut it looseó cut it loose or let it drag `em down
Where no one asks any questions, or looks too long in your face
In the darkness on the edge of town
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Reply 5 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-18-05 12:35:52 AM)
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I hope you did her up the butt while she was out.


I didn't have the chance, I was locked the fuck out. We didn't get wasted until after sex anyway...it was more like this:

8pm - we go out to the lake (30 minutes outside town) to the boat club.

8:30pm - meet hot cocktail waitress.

10pm - convince waitress to have drinks with us.

2am - friends get bored, waitress assures me that i have a ride back into town (no sex implied, she lives there), friends leave me.

2:01am - as soon as friends drive off, waitress goes fucking nuts, scariest sex ever in the bar after hours.

3-4am - get absolutely trashed in bar, waitress says "i'll be right back," goes to next-door house that her friend lives in, passes out.

4:15am - i wonder where the fuck she went, walk outside bar (door locks behind me), go to the house next door, find it locked.

4:15-5am - combination of trying to break into my friend's car, calling my brother-in-law to come back out and get me, and wondering where a comfortable spot outside would be to sleep.

5:15am - get call from brother-in-law, apparently they gave me the keys to my friend's car (unbeknownst to me), find the keys in my jacket and drive home.

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That doesnt sound like much of a facade.


The facade was the goody-two-shoes portion of the courting. She turned into a complete psycho as soon as my friends left, and I'm not passing judgement on her for that, just that she could have been a little more upfront about it. She bit me hard enough to draw blood in a couple of places.

I'd also like to add a rant that I always manage to wind up with the hippy girls. I don't necessarily like hippies, so I'm no sure how that happens.
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Reply 6 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-18-05 12:43:23 AM)
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Haha, I was expecting it to be the other way around - a woman full of promises who didnt come through with the sex. You should elaborate on the freaky sex portion of the evening, was it like fucking Linda Blair in full pea soup vomitus mode? I still dont think a note to all women is required after an evening such as this, lots of us are pretty open about being crazy bitches right from the start i'm a serial-killer :)

Everybodyís got a secret, Sonny
Something that they just canít face
Some folks spend their whole lives tryiní to keep it
They carry it with `em every step that they take
Till some day they just cut it looseó cut it loose or let it drag `em down
Where no one asks any questions, or looks too long in your face
In the darkness on the edge of town
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Reply 7 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-18-05 12:44:18 AM)
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So does this mean I get to walk around in my granny undies with my mud mask and zit cream on, while eating a pint of ice cream with uncombed hair and stubbly armpits? On the first date? YAY! I always wanted a guy who wouldn't judge me for that! LOL IM SUCH A FAG!!
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Reply 8 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-18-05 12:52:21 AM)
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You should elaborate on the freaky sex portion of the evening, was it like fucking Linda Blair in full pea soup vomitus mode?


More like Marla Singer kind of scary. Filthy fucking mouth (which was a new experience for me), various bite and scratch marks. It wasn't so much the sex itself, but the complete about-face that she pulled when my friends left. It seriously left me wondering if she was mentally unstable...split personalities or something. I was supposed to go to the pool with my little brother the next day, but opted out because my back looked like I had lost a fight to a grizzly.

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So does this mean I get to walk around in my granny undies with my mud mask and zit cream on, while eating a pint of ice cream with uncombed hair and stubbly armpits? On the first date? YAY! I always wanted a guy who wouldn't judge me for that!


As long as I don't get bitched at for only shaving once a week, not working out and never combing my hair.

This is all, of course, hilarious to my friends, especially the one that we had spent the entire day teasing. We accidentally caught him in the front seat of an Escort the night before (right outside the bar entrance) with this huge fucking nasty girl. This is the kind of shit that happens when you make fun of people.
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Reply 9 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-18-05 01:19:40 AM)
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Aww come on, Marla wasnt THAT bad.

Everybodyís got a secret, Sonny
Something that they just canít face
Some folks spend their whole lives tryiní to keep it
They carry it with `em every step that they take
Till some day they just cut it looseó cut it loose or let it drag `em down
Where no one asks any questions, or looks too long in your face
In the darkness on the edge of town
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Reply 10 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-18-05 01:47:45 AM)
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Quoted from awkward jimmy:


As long as I don't get bitched at for only shaving once a week, not working out and never combing my hair.
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You gotta fuckin deal.

No seriously, I know what ya mean. I find a lot of people to be too fake or misleading myself. Just gotta learn from it and better judge people in the future if you can.
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Reply 11 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-18-05 08:27:03 AM)
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Quoted from awkward jimmy:

Quoted from greenidentity:
So does this mean I get to walk around in my granny undies with my mud mask and zit cream on, while eating a pint of ice cream with uncombed hair and stubbly armpits? On the first date? YAY! I always wanted a guy who wouldn't judge me for that!


As long as I don't get bitched at for only shaving once a week, not working out and never combing my hair.


Best. Wedding. Picture. Ever.

On a more related note, how real should a person be when you meet them?
When Troth asked Senich whether any of his supervisors had ever told him to stop swearing, he recalled that Corky Krollman, who was Senich's supervisor for a time, told him on several occasions, "'Senich, clean up your fucking act.'"
With that, Leighton's head fell to the table.
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Reply 12 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-18-05 08:38:44 AM)
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On a more related note, how real should a person be when you meet them?

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Reply 13 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-18-05 08:51:12 AM)
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But I do like that courting game. The whole teasing, peaking eachothers interests, flirting around, thats what makes it interesting.

If everyone would just up and go "I'm looking for sex, lets go to the backroom" I'd probably hardly ever get laid anymore, because I'd be bored with the whole afair before it properly takes off.

The delicacy of trying to find out what kind of person you're dealing with, and having the other person do the same, is half the fun
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Reply 14 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-18-05 09:15:26 AM)
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But I do like that courting game. The whole teasing, peaking eachothers interests, flirting around, thats what makes it interesting.

If everyone would just up and go "I'm looking for sex, lets go to the backroom" I'd probably hardly ever get laid anymore, because I'd be bored with the whole afair before it properly takes off.

The delicacy of trying to find out what kind of person you're dealing with, and having the other person do the same, is half the fun


It can, but can also turn on you if that delicacy turns into a sham.

Honeymoon stage though, I'm all for it.
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Reply 15 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-18-05 10:39:29 AM)
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It's hilarious when a kid tries to be someone they aren't for someone they are interested in. All I can do is point and laugh.
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Reply 16 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-18-05 03:33:15 PM)
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I purposely made my voice a little deeper and it got me women coal And then lying paid off because my voice actually did grow deeper so I don't have to fake having a smooth sexy voice. :another coal:
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Reply 17 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-18-05 07:07:53 PM)
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It's hilarious when a kid tries to be someone they aren't for someone they are interested in. All I can do is point and laugh.


And then eventually you might turn around and realize exactly how guilty you are of this...UH OH!

Self awareness is hard to come by but while I still have the standards of being honest and upfront and hope, not expect but hope, that the person on the receiving end is as honest as I try to be...I will very naturally find myself in a conversation with an attractive woman, almost subconciously pretending to be what I think she'd want.

Sometimes I stop myself, sometimes I play with it. And what kind of shame should I feel, really? It's not like every other human being hasn't done this to some degree. I think it's as natural as sex itself.

Anyway, I obviously agree with Mingan...a lot of times the chase is all you need, a lot of times the games are refreshing. You just need to know what you want - and if YOU are upfront with a person about exactly what that is, chances are you'll get screwed over less.

Plus, Jimmy - the crazy sex was the best thing that could come out of that scenario so I can only conclude that you are disguising a bragging spree as a complaint to win INTL street credit. You're the last person I'd expect to bitch about getting freaky sex for little effort. Shit, I'd like to meet this girl.
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Reply 18 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-18-05 08:14:21 PM)
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I wasn't necessarily bitching about the sex, and I didn't really even plan on discussing it until I was asked directly (for the exact reason you stated). That's the reason that the topic post was so vague. The part I was bitching about was the complete 180 that this girl pulled, and how she turned out to be crazy enough to lock me the fuck out of everything, leaving me looking for a soft spot on the grass. Just like you and Mingan, I enjoy a good chase, but when it's a sudden snap from saint to freaky whore, it's a little unsettling. I wasn't kidding when I said that I thought the girl was mentally ill. That's how fast it happened. Maybe she was on some sort of funky medication that didn't kick in until (coincidentally) my friends left. I guess it was just that I didn't see it coming, because she seemed...well...normal.
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Reply 19 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-18-05 09:08:38 PM)
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Quoted from Thomas Johnson:
It's hilarious when a kid tries to be someone they aren't for someone they are interested in. All I can do is point and laugh.


And then eventually you might turn around and realize exactly how guilty you are of this...UH OH!

Self awareness is hard to come by but while I still have the standards of being honest and upfront and hope, not expect but hope, that the person on the receiving end is as honest as I try to be...I will very naturally find myself in a conversation with an attractive woman, almost subconciously pretending to be what I think she'd want.

Sometimes I stop myself, sometimes I play with it. And what kind of shame should I feel, really? It's not like every other human being hasn't done this to some degree. I think it's as natural as sex itself.

Anyway, I obviously agree with Mingan...a lot of times the chase is all you need, a lot of times the games are refreshing. You just need to know what you want - and if YOU are upfront with a person about exactly what that is, chances are you'll get screwed over less.

Plus, Jimmy - the crazy sex was the best thing that could come out of that scenario so I can only conclude that you are disguising a bragging spree as a complaint to win INTL street credit. You're the last person I'd expect to bitch about getting freaky sex for little effort. Shit, I'd like to meet this girl.


Mrh, I'm sure you're right. But, I'm talking about going WAY out of your comfort zone. Changing something little (like your voice) is one thing, but completely embarrassing yourself by BSing your way into a hole is different.
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Reply 20 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-18-05 10:19:24 PM)
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I have a deep voice and I never get women UR THE GHEYEST PERSNO EVAR SNDAMIT!!1
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Reply 21 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-18-05 10:43:55 PM)
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Just like you and Mingan, I enjoy a good chase, but when it's a sudden snap from saint to freaky whore, it's a little unsettling. I wasn't kidding when I said that I thought the girl was mentally ill. That's how fast it happened. Maybe she was on some sort of funky medication that didn't kick in until (coincidentally) my friends left.


Maybe she just didn't want your friends to know that she's a freaky whore, she was saving it all for you i'm a serial-killer :)
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Reply 22 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-19-05 12:02:48 AM)
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Mrh, I'm sure you're right. But, I'm talking about going WAY out of your comfort zone. Changing something little (like your voice) is one thing, but completely embarrassing yourself by BSing your way into a hole is different.


Yeah but I still think it's natural. To want to be what you think they want you to be and to do your best to be that in their eyes. It's not the most pleasant or rewarding way to be but at least I'm saying it's understandable...that's all.

Anyway it's no big deal Jimmy, you got a hell of a story and a strange experience to look back on...we all have those and I pretty much enjoy having them too. Something to look back and laugh at. From what I read it didn't seem like she purposely locked you out, she was just drunk as fuck and priorities weren't really in line...one of which was having sex with you which she might not have done while sober. But I am only assuming she was that drunk...because that would excuse the rapid change in nature. If she was drunk, don't write her off as insane...I mean - shit affects people differently. If she was sober then she's out of her mind. Either way, good story to tell.
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Reply 23 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-19-05 11:01:01 AM)
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Yeah. That is a really good story. I can't imagine the bitch just locking you out though. I mean, she would have to insane or really fucking mean to do something like that. Best part of the story is that you had your car keys the whole time.

If you have her number I'd call her back. If she was trashed she probably won't remember exactly who you are. You can take the angle of "hey... do you remember that dude you fucked the shit out of in the bar?"
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Reply 24 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-19-05 11:26:43 AM)
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This thread makes me laugh because there are self-help books centered around the idea of that about-face display being an honor.

Good Girls Can Be Bad in Bed and the like.
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With that, Leighton's head fell to the table.
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