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While anarchy can often turn a humdrum weekend into something unforgettable, eventually the mob must be kept from stealing the conch and killing Piggy.

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(Originally posted on: 07-12-05 03:29:31 AM)
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The following pictures are NOT WORK SAFE! You have been warned, though far from adequately.

Short summary:

Me and some cohorts were drinking and playing a rousing game of Mario Kart: Double Dash!! when one of the players just up and fell asleep. The following pictures are a documentation of what happened to this unfortunate individual.
































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Reply 1 of 88 (Originally posted on: 07-12-05 03:59:32 AM)
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Jesus I really lol @ duck hunted at the last one!

What did you drink that you were even able to open his eyes w/o waking him up? Selfmade booze? Is he blind now?
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Reply 2 of 88 (Originally posted on: 07-12-05 04:01:46 AM)
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Oh my god is that Jeremy? What the fuck is he doing back around?
After the 2nd drink, it gets easier.

There was a time when you let me know
What's really going on below
But now you never show that to me do ya
But remember when I moved in you
And the holy dove was moving too
And every breath we drew was Hallelujah

Well, maybe there's a God above
But all I've ever learned from love
Was how to shoot at someone who outdrew ya
And it's not a cry that you hear at night
It's not somebody who's seen the light
It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah
This reply was last edited on 07-12-05 04:12:19 AM by greenidentity.
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Reply 3 of 88 (Originally posted on: 07-12-05 04:51:58 AM)
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somebody's gotta mention it; that there dude's pretty hairy.
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Reply 4 of 88 (Originally posted on: 07-12-05 04:53:57 AM)
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Reply 5 of 88 (Originally posted on: 07-12-05 05:01:49 AM)
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he must have to shit using tongs, otherwise his dung is going to be lost in that forest forever MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS Also, that last picture is rather surreal.

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While anarchy can often turn a humdrum weekend into something unforgettable, eventually the mob must be kept from stealing the conch and killing Piggy.

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Reply 6 of 88 (Originally posted on: 07-12-05 05:11:38 AM)
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Quoted from Tourist:
Jesus I really lol @ duck hunted at the last one!

What did you drink that you were even able to open his eyes w/o waking him up? Selfmade booze? Is he blind now?
He just drank a lot of beer. You'll note how skinny he is so I'd assume the shit goes right through him. This is only the second time I've even seen him, and he was pretty fucking drunk last time, too. As far as him being blind, I'm not sure. We'll find out when/if he wakes up in the morning.
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Oh my god is that Jeremy? What the fuck is he doing back around?
Yeah, he's on leave from his base until the 15th at which point he has to go back to Oklahoma to prepare to go to Iraq.
Quoted from Snowy:
he must have to shit using tongs, otherwise his dung is going to be lost in that forest forever MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS Also, that last picture is rather surreal.
I'm actually really suprised he doesn't have any dingleberries hiding out in there. He must wipe really well.

But yeah, we went for a Boondock Saints homage with the pennies, but then Jer went crazy with coins in general.
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Reply 7 of 88 (Originally posted on: 07-12-05 05:13:05 AM)
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somebody's gotta mention it; that there dude's pretty hairy.


I know--I didn't fully recognize him in the 1st pic he was in, but thought "Damn that person is as hairy, and maybe moreso, than Jeremy." Then, I saw later that it was indeed him.

Weak.

Those pics make me miss being a stoner kid again. Damn you guys.

Edit: are those piercings around his ribcage area? I've never seen that before.
After the 2nd drink, it gets easier.

There was a time when you let me know
What's really going on below
But now you never show that to me do ya
But remember when I moved in you
And the holy dove was moving too
And every breath we drew was Hallelujah

Well, maybe there's a God above
But all I've ever learned from love
Was how to shoot at someone who outdrew ya
And it's not a cry that you hear at night
It's not somebody who's seen the light
It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah
This reply was last edited on 07-12-05 05:19:52 AM by greenidentity.
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While anarchy can often turn a humdrum weekend into something unforgettable, eventually the mob must be kept from stealing the conch and killing Piggy.

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Reply 8 of 88 (Originally posted on: 07-12-05 05:14:53 AM)
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Quoted from greenidentity:
Quoted from Mingan:
somebody's gotta mention it; that there dude's pretty hairy.


I know--I didn't fully recognize him in the 1st pic he was in, but thought "Damn that person is as hairy, and maybe morem than Jeremy." Then, I saw later that it was indeed him.

Weak.
Just be thankful I didn't post the picture of Jer holding his cock in this poor guy's face.
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Reply 9 of 88 (Originally posted on: 07-12-05 07:28:01 AM)
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Did you ever consider the possibility that Jer is gay?

Just throwing that out there.
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Reply 10 of 88 (Originally posted on: 07-12-05 08:28:36 AM)
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I bet he's glad to have friends like you.
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Reply 11 of 88 (Originally posted on: 07-12-05 08:42:18 AM)
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Quoted from Smokey:
Did you ever consider the possibility that Jer is gay?

Just throwing that out there.


ive been suggesting that for a while.

anyhow, why the fuck are you hanging out with jeremy? and who is that poor bastard you decorated?
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Reply 12 of 88 (Originally posted on: 07-12-05 08:56:20 AM)
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I'm never drinking again.

Also 'Jer" is pretty flabby for a GI
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Reply 13 of 88 (Originally posted on: 07-12-05 11:44:21 AM)
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anyhow, why the fuck are you hanging out with jeremy? and who is that poor bastard you decorated?


Yea!
After the 2nd drink, it gets easier.

There was a time when you let me know
What's really going on below
But now you never show that to me do ya
But remember when I moved in you
And the holy dove was moving too
And every breath we drew was Hallelujah

Well, maybe there's a God above
But all I've ever learned from love
Was how to shoot at someone who outdrew ya
And it's not a cry that you hear at night
It's not somebody who's seen the light
It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah
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Reply 14 of 88 (Originally posted on: 07-12-05 12:02:20 PM)
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Quoted from NNY:


anyhow, why the fuck are you hanging out with jeremy? and who is that poor bastard you decorated?


Yea!


anyone notice how GI's signature fills ½ the thread?
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Reply 15 of 88 (Originally posted on: 07-12-05 12:04:25 PM)
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Nice shirt.

Oh and remind me never to go get drunk with you guys. i am raising my eyebrow


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Reply 16 of 88 (Originally posted on: 07-12-05 12:12:55 PM)
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So much hate...
I want to be irrationally exhuberant again.
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Reply 17 of 88 (Originally posted on: 07-12-05 01:15:01 PM)
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Yeah, he's on leave from his base until the 15th at which point he has to go back to Oklahoma to prepare to go to Iraq.


If ever there was a good use for his sorry ass, that's it. Cannon fodder.

And he was enjoying that way too much. And you're a freak for taking pictures of it. And you're also mentally deficient for letting Jeremy be around you at all, much less naked or half naked.

p.s. if belugas grew hair they'd look a lot like jeremy
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Reply 18 of 88 (Originally posted on: 07-12-05 01:30:20 PM)
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If ever there was a good use for his sorry ass, that's it. Cannon fodder.

And he was enjoying that way too much. And you're a freak for taking pictures of it. And you're also mentally deficient for letting Jeremy be around you at all, much less naked or half naked.


You know....if you're convicted people will be saying all the same things about you. Nobody likes a sex offender.
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Reply 19 of 88 (Originally posted on: 07-12-05 01:34:47 PM)
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Don't go there UR THE GHEYEST PERSNO EVAR SNDAMIT!!1
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Reply 20 of 88 (Originally posted on: 07-12-05 01:39:28 PM)
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Jimmy went for the low blow...oooh.
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Reply 21 of 88 (Originally posted on: 07-12-05 01:53:38 PM)
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Quoted from NNY:
anyhow, why the fuck are you hanging out with jeremy? and who is that poor bastard you decorated?
He's been hanging around with Dan (my roommate's boyfriend) a lot on his little trip here. Believe it or not he's gotten a lot better about, well, being Jeremy.
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Oh and remind me never to go get drunk with you guys. i am raising my eyebrow
So long as you don't fall asleep 4 hours earlier than everyone else in the middle of an important Mario Kart race you should be fine.
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Reply 22 of 88 (Originally posted on: 07-12-05 02:37:03 PM)
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Quoted from Surt:
Quoted from greenidentity:
Quoted from NNY:


anyhow, why the fuck are you hanging out with jeremy? and who is that poor bastard you decorated?


Yea!


anyone notice how GI's signature fills ½ the thread?


It's beter than being a troll and spamming.

It's not THAT long, so stop whining.
After the 2nd drink, it gets easier.

There was a time when you let me know
What's really going on below
But now you never show that to me do ya
But remember when I moved in you
And the holy dove was moving too
And every breath we drew was Hallelujah

Well, maybe there's a God above
But all I've ever learned from love
Was how to shoot at someone who outdrew ya
And it's not a cry that you hear at night
It's not somebody who's seen the light
It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah
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Reply 23 of 88 (Originally posted on: 07-12-05 02:50:38 PM)
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I have mixed feelings about opening this thread.

I guess I'm just really fucking sorry for the guy. The writing was fine, though.

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I know--I didn't fully recognize him in the 1st pic he was in, but thought "Damn that person is as hairy, and maybe moreso, than Jeremy." Then, I saw later that it was indeed him.

haha, yeah. Exactly what I thought.
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Reply 24 of 88 (Originally posted on: 07-12-05 03:12:54 PM)
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Someone got shamed.
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