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Coca-Cola
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(Originally posted on: 07-05-05 09:14:31 AM)
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So I went for a walk into the woods on my break and suddenly this bug started attacking me, it wouldn't go away. I kept walking and swatting at it, and it kept buzzing around my face trying to sting me. So I took off into a mad run down the road, and it kept up with me. I probably ran half a kilometer (~1/4 mile) and the only way I got rid of it was by going inside. I think that whatever it was might have bitten me in a few places because I have some weird bumps now on my neck, plus I'm all sweaty from running too.
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Reply 1 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-05-05 10:32:24 AM)
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You're a fucking sissy. Maybe if you didn't smell like flowers, they would leave you alone.
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Reply 2 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-05-05 10:48:30 AM)
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I can't stand flying bugs of any kind, even if they're harmless. I'm paranoid about them being on my person when I'm unaware of it. Strangely enough, I'm not a germphobe or anything of that nature, but when it comes to flying insects I'm a basketcase.
When Troth asked Senich whether any of his supervisors had ever told him to stop swearing, he recalled that Corky Krollman, who was Senich's supervisor for a time, told him on several occasions, "'Senich, clean up your fucking act.'"
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Reply 3 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-05-05 03:17:21 PM)
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I got like five million mosquito bites the other day in the woods. UR THE GHEYEST PERSNO EVAR SNDAMIT!!1
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Reply 4 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-05-05 04:06:35 PM)
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I've dealt with being attacked by hoards of blackflies when I worked in the woods, but this was only a single bug today and it was definitely trying to hurt me. It had that angry look in its eyes.
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Reply 5 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-05-05 04:20:50 PM)
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So I went for a walk into the woods on my break and suddenly this bug started attacking me, it wouldn't go away. I kept walking and swatting at it, and it kept buzzing around my face trying to sting me. So I took off into a mad run down the road, and it kept up with me. I probably ran half a kilometer (~1/4 mile) and the only way I got rid of it was by going inside. I think that whatever it was might have bitten me in a few places because I have some weird bumps now on my neck, plus I'm all sweaty from running too.


Ice, Afterbite and an Anti-Histamine, and you should be fine. I've been stun twice this summer. Once by a bee that I disturbed by accident, and the other time by a hornet that attempted to attack me a few times before I could make it away.

I do not like little flying things, not necessarily mosquitoes. The ones that I don't know of, and try to fly towards my eyes and ears I do not like.
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Reply 6 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-05-05 07:23:30 PM)
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I <3 bugs because I flourish where there is death and decay.
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Reply 7 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-05-05 07:58:55 PM)
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Quoted from Sunny:
I've been stun twice this summer.


Set for Stun /stormtrooper vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
That's about when I met nelly, she was the village belle.
I was just a panderer, but I loved that girl like hell.

Then along came a city slicker, all finely dressed and gay.
Before I knew it, the son of a bitch stole my nelly away.

So I'm just resting my bones a while, and then I'll be on my way.
I'll get the runt that swiped my cunt if it takes till the judgement day.
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Reply 8 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-05-05 10:40:26 PM)
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Quoted from Coca-Cola:
So I went for a walk into the woods on my break and suddenly this bug started attacking me, it wouldn't go away. I kept walking and swatting at it, and it kept buzzing around my face trying to sting me. So I took off into a mad run down the road, and it kept up with me. I probably ran half a kilometer (~1/4 mile) and the only way I got rid of it was by going inside. I think that whatever it was might have bitten me in a few places because I have some weird bumps now on my neck, plus I'm all sweaty from running too.


Don't you have a big can of bug spray we didn't use in DR? Next time you should spray some on before you go for your "walks" in the woods.


I got a mosquito bite today though - but then I killed that motherfucker.
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Reply 9 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-05-05 11:58:21 PM)
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Don't you have a big can of bug spray we didn't use in DR? Next time you should spray some on before you go for your "walks" in the woods.


I got a mosquito bite today though - but then I killed that motherfucker.



You caught my interesting with the quotation marks. whats up with that?

We always get an ass load of june bugs here and they freak the shit out of me. It's horrible because once they land on you, it's nearly impossible to just pick them off, you have to flick the damn things. Other than those, I dont mind bugs so much.
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Reply 10 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-06-05 12:19:06 AM)
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I was interestinged in that too.

Everybody’s got a secret, Sonny
Something that they just can’t face
Some folks spend their whole lives tryin’ to keep it
They carry it with `em every step that they take
Till some day they just cut it loose— cut it loose or let it drag `em down
Where no one asks any questions, or looks too long in your face
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Reply 11 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-06-05 12:57:08 AM)
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Unless things have changed drastically recently most of Coca-Cola's nature expeditions are fronts for getting high.
(But not always.)



I found a weird bug in my apartment awhile ago. It's probably something common but I am no Gil Grissom so I don't know what it is. Took a picture - then killed the motherfucker. It had tentacle-y antennae.
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Reply 12 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-06-05 01:21:03 AM)
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Mosquitos are a pain in the ass. Sometimes literally.
Oh how much I hate those bloodhungry bitches. UR THE GHEYEST PERSNO EVAR SNDAMIT!!1

Btw, the wasps and such won't follow you if you stand still.
For some reason they don't seem to notice you.
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Reply 13 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-06-05 01:35:26 AM)
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Your problem is that you ran. You should have held your ground and faced it in battle.

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Coca-Cola's nature expeditions are fronts for getting high.
How is it a front? So he enjoys smoking in nature. If I like smoking after sex does that make sex a front for smoking? Well..maybe in some cases, but those are quite rare!
Full bottle in front of me. Time to roll up my sleeves and get to work, and after many glasses of work I get paid in the brain.
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Reply 14 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-06-05 08:14:12 PM)
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How is it a front?


Well when you're on break from work and run into the woods for a "walk"...

I dunno, perhaps trying to mask your actions like that is just a by-product of living at home.
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Reply 15 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-06-05 08:55:12 PM)
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I didn't actually get bitten - turns out that I was just being really paranoid that day.

I take a lot of walks into the woods during work but they are very rarely to go get high. Because I sit at the computer all day, I just really enjoy stetching my legs and escaping all the hustle and bustle for 15 minutes.

Personally, I would love to work high, but you've all seen me post high by now, so you can probably figure out why that would be a bad idea for someone who works in a call centre. My calls would probably sound something like this: "Sorry sir, um, could you repeat what you just said, um, like 2 seconds ago, I totally tripped for a moment dude..."
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Reply 16 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-07-05 11:34:07 PM)
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Coca-Cola, you don't need to explain your walks in the wood, I mean, we realize that kayte just broke up with you and that was the only reason she said that.
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Reply 17 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-08-05 01:09:12 AM)
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We broke up over a month ago. OMG why is Dad kissing that guy?!?
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Reply 18 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-08-05 01:13:39 PM)
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I know you'd think you'd be over bitterly insulting him! :monocle:
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Reply 19 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-09-05 12:27:49 AM)
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I insulted him?

You know just because we broke up doesn't mean I have to completely ignore every post he makes and not respond to them for fear of being thought OMGBITTER! omg yah rite fag lol
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Reply 20 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-09-05 12:55:25 AM)
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Yeah but you accused him of constantly going outside to get stoned. MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
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Reply 21 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-16-05 05:40:19 PM)
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If I was Coca Cola I'd be doing a lot of drugs too
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Reply 22 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-16-05 06:05:21 PM)
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Quoted from Razzmatazzo:
If I was Coca Cola I'd be doing a lot of drugs too


If I dated kayte I'd be praying for memory loss lol @ duck hunt

(j/k don't hate me kayte MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS)
That's about when I met nelly, she was the village belle.
I was just a panderer, but I loved that girl like hell.

Then along came a city slicker, all finely dressed and gay.
Before I knew it, the son of a bitch stole my nelly away.

So I'm just resting my bones a while, and then I'll be on my way.
I'll get the runt that swiped my cunt if it takes till the judgement day.
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Reply 23 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-16-05 07:36:46 PM)
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Yeah but you accused him of constantly going outside to get stoned.


It was not really an accusation more like a statement of fact.

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If I dated kayte I'd be praying for memory loss lol @ duck hunt

(j/k don't hate me kayte MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS)


Meh. That works both ways.

(j/k don't hate me Coca-Cola MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS)
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Reply 24 of 34 (Originally posted on: 07-16-05 07:51:50 PM)
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Wasps and bees and the like don't actually chase you trying to sting if you don't panic like a big girl and start swatting at them when you discover one, you know.

When a wasp lands on me i usually just sit still and let it crawl around for a while and then eventually it leaves.

It's actually sort of exhilerating to watch it walk around on my arm knowing it could sting me at any time if it wanted to.
Makes me feel like i'm LIVING ON THE EDGE.

Yes that's all i had to say.
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