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(Originally posted on: 10-06-02 03:45:47 PM)
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A 38-year old woman from Nashville has to spend 81 days at a prison, because she ripped out one of her boyfriend's testicles in June 2001. She pleaded guilty to assault.

Her boyfriend said: "I love that girl. She's my better half." He wants to marry her after she is released from prison.

She used her fingernails to rip his testicle out while he was sleeping. Because they went to a hospital his testicles was reattached and are completely healed.

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bitch is crazy, and that guy is a fucking moron.
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Reply 1 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-06-02 03:56:49 PM)
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Jesus Mcfucking Christ. Did she even give a reason for ripping the damn thing off?
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Reply 2 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-06-02 03:56:53 PM)
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And he still loves her?

That my friends, is called the magical poon.
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Reply 3 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-06-02 03:59:32 PM)
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she must have like heroin for lube or something, i dont know how else anyones lovin' could be good enough to go back to the person who tore your testicle out...

well, this thread sure did draw a crowd quickly.
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Always something other, something more than this

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Reply 4 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-06-02 04:18:13 PM)
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Holy..........Shit, i can't imagen the pain...

That's a pretty hard punishment for cheating.
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Reply 5 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-06-02 04:22:05 PM)
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Never really understand what anything means
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Always something other, something more than this

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Reply 6 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-06-02 04:25:54 PM)
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That man will never be able to recieve head again without his penis just shrinking down and saying "Please God, no more."
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Reply 7 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-06-02 04:28:43 PM)
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Because now it can talk, right?
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Reply 8 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-06-02 04:31:22 PM)
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i swear those things can have a mind of their own.
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Reply 9 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-06-02 04:41:44 PM)
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What if my genetalia talked, it's more picturable, I think. But don't picture it, oh, you already have. Well, too bad for you then.
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Reply 10 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-06-02 04:43:01 PM)
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ive seen that done before.
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Reply 11 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-06-02 04:46:28 PM)
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Did you have a conversation with it? Did it say anything interesting? Maybe it was god.
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Reply 12 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-06-02 04:47:51 PM)
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no, i could see the strings. and it was just trying to get my attention... maybe it was hungry or something.
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And how can I resist, something more than this?
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Just call me "Mom"

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Reply 13 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-06-02 04:49:05 PM)
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Are you going to become a gynocologist? Maybe it's your "calling"
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Reply 14 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-06-02 04:50:34 PM)
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i hope not... i have cold hands and stubby fingers.
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Reply 15 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-06-02 04:54:12 PM)
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Quoted from clarissimus:
Maybe it was an accident.

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Reply 16 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-06-02 05:58:39 PM)
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God, talk about an embarrassing situation when you go to the hospital.

"Uh, I seem to have misplaced my testicle... mind getting out a little elmer's glue?"
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Reply 17 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-06-02 05:58:43 PM)
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Her boyfriend said: "I love that girl. She's my better half." He wants to marry her after she is released from prison.

I know some men like nut torture, but that is retarded. NNY how do you keep finding news articles like this?
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Reply 18 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-06-02 05:59:39 PM)
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nut torture... interesting phrase.

as for finding... i just read the news, they find me.
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Reply 19 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-06-02 06:02:48 PM)
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I heard about this on Weekend Update yesterday. Pretty funny.

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Reply 20 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-06-02 06:13:12 PM)
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*crosses legs*
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Reply 21 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-06-02 06:18:03 PM)
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*rips one of antpocas' testicles off*
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Reply 22 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-06-02 06:33:23 PM)
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*screams louder then a 5 year old losing her virginity or FA's 15 year old daughter*
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Reply 23 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-06-02 06:34:45 PM)
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So... Wanna go to the movies tonight?
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Reply 24 of 51 (Originally posted on: 10-06-02 06:46:55 PM)
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After you escape from prision and my testicle fully heals, which should only take five minutes, considering FA's fetish for lesbians and my manlilysmellghood, sure. Let's see "Rapist pedophile kills girl that was under 14" by neo222.
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