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Jesu
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It's "erroneous," you uptight fairy.

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(Originally posted on: 05-26-05 01:37:58 PM)
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Firstly, you must actually have a picture of yoursely (obviously). Secondly, I'm going to be honest. If you're ugly and you don't want to be told so, then don't ask. Thirdly, I cannot be bribed. Well, okay. Maybe by naked pictures. But that only works if you're attractive, at which point you wouldn't have to bribe me anyway.

So, if you want to know, tell me so.

Also, this wasn't my idea.
Critical Acclaim for Jesus:
Why, oh, why must you be gay? - Vervet
Isn't he adorable - Skye
Jesus, you know you're cool. - Tyr
AND THEN I THOUGHT MAYBE I'LL HAVE SEX WITH JESUS. - Tyr
Jesus looks pretty h0t. - Flaming Arrow
your numbero uno on my list when I turn. - Mingan

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Reply 1 of 194 (Originally posted on: 05-26-05 01:50:06 PM)
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I want a random internet guy to judge my looks.
"Hwt, he on a tid e he inne bi, ne bi hrinen mid y storme s wintres; ac t bi an eagan bryhtm and t lste fc, ac he sona of wintre on one winter eft cyme hwt r foregange, oe hwt r fylige, we ne cunnen."
"Lo, he, in the time that he is inside, is not touched by the storm of the winter, but that is an eye's winking and the least time, but he straightway comes back from winter into winter, what thereto may precede or what to it may follow, we do not know."
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Reply 2 of 194 (Originally posted on: 05-26-05 01:54:45 PM)
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Sukkit is hereby declared: "kinda cute in an emo-ish way"
Critical Acclaim for Jesus:
Why, oh, why must you be gay? - Vervet
Isn't he adorable - Skye
Jesus, you know you're cool. - Tyr
AND THEN I THOUGHT MAYBE I'LL HAVE SEX WITH JESUS. - Tyr
Jesus looks pretty h0t. - Flaming Arrow
your numbero uno on my list when I turn. - Mingan

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Reply 3 of 194 (Originally posted on: 05-26-05 02:00:01 PM)
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My ego also needs verification.

http://g.myspace.com/00041/94/36/41556349_l.jpg
That's about when I met nelly, she was the village belle.
I was just a panderer, but I loved that girl like hell.

Then along came a city slicker, all finely dressed and gay.
Before I knew it, the son of a bitch stole my nelly away.

So I'm just resting my bones a while, and then I'll be on my way.
I'll get the runt that swiped my cunt if it takes till the judgement day.
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Reply 4 of 194 (Originally posted on: 05-26-05 02:00:14 PM)
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Inquiring minds want to know!
Full bottle in front of me. Time to roll up my sleeves and get to work, and after many glasses of work I get paid in the brain.
Jesu
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Reply 5 of 194 (Originally posted on: 05-26-05 02:08:08 PM)
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Arnok, while a great person, is not do-able at this point in time. The hat's cool, but not too sexy. Moreover, having looked at all the pictures you've uploaded, the one you linked to is not the most flattering. You look better in http://forums.interestingnonetheless.com/gallery.php?a=view&id=432and http://forums.interestingnonetheless.com/gallery.php?a=view&id=601. Sorry.

Kitabatake is invisible, obviously, because he has no pictures.

Kitabatake would be do-able if he got a bit of a haircut, and had a less ornery expression. Apart from that, attractive in a punky sort of way.
Critical Acclaim for Jesus:
Why, oh, why must you be gay? - Vervet
Isn't he adorable - Skye
Jesus, you know you're cool. - Tyr
AND THEN I THOUGHT MAYBE I'LL HAVE SEX WITH JESUS. - Tyr
Jesus looks pretty h0t. - Flaming Arrow
your numbero uno on my list when I turn. - Mingan

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oh

Bassists never get no love, man.

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Reply 6 of 194 (Originally posted on: 05-26-05 02:12:20 PM)
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http://uploaded.interestingnonetheless.net/PsychoRabbit/yerrrrr.jpg

I'm the dude.
Jesu
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Reply 7 of 194 (Originally posted on: 05-26-05 02:15:19 PM)
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PsychoRabbit: You look mildly stoned in that picture, or the flash was too bright. Get a goatee instead of a beard, and you'd be hotter. You are otherwise do-able. The shirt looks good, that hat, not so much. You have nice eyes.
Critical Acclaim for Jesus:
Why, oh, why must you be gay? - Vervet
Isn't he adorable - Skye
Jesus, you know you're cool. - Tyr
AND THEN I THOUGHT MAYBE I'LL HAVE SEX WITH JESUS. - Tyr
Jesus looks pretty h0t. - Flaming Arrow
your numbero uno on my list when I turn. - Mingan

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there is a guy who gets it on with three girls at once and they all have amazing unibrows

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Reply 8 of 194 (Originally posted on: 05-26-05 02:23:51 PM)
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I definitely want to know.
In costume
Not in costume
Not in costume (from December)

Party hearty.
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OMG MAGIC

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Reply 9 of 194 (Originally posted on: 05-26-05 02:27:24 PM)
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I am the hottest person in this thread.


I am on fire!
Jesu
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Reply 10 of 194 (Originally posted on: 05-26-05 02:30:40 PM)
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Hasty: You appear to have a frightening taste in clothing. If I ignore the two scary pictures, and look at the third one, you'd acceptably attractive. However, you should not have a quarter mustache, it's not flattering. Also, although sideburns are fine, they look like they're extending into your neck. Just... keep them in control. Apart from that, you are sweet and sensitive looking, and not ugly.
Critical Acclaim for Jesus:
Why, oh, why must you be gay? - Vervet
Isn't he adorable - Skye
Jesus, you know you're cool. - Tyr
AND THEN I THOUGHT MAYBE I'LL HAVE SEX WITH JESUS. - Tyr
Jesus looks pretty h0t. - Flaming Arrow
your numbero uno on my list when I turn. - Mingan

Crucify Me!
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Reply 11 of 194 (Originally posted on: 05-26-05 02:32:43 PM)
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That was the most recent picture I had.

Here is a better and more recent one.

Not vastly better, I know. But the hair is so much better when it's down. It may be a mess, but at least it's down.
Full bottle in front of me. Time to roll up my sleeves and get to work, and after many glasses of work I get paid in the brain.
Jesu
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Reply 12 of 194 (Originally posted on: 05-26-05 02:34:40 PM)
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Quoted from Master:
I am the hottest person in this thread.


Unfortunately, not true.

Your choice of clothing generally negatively impacts your appearence. The hat suits you, and you have a good haircut in the picture where you're wearing the white tee, which is borderline acceptable. It fact, the one in which you wear the tee is the most flattering of all of them. However, upon averaging them all, you don't quite hit the do-able mark. You have to potential to hit it though, if you were more careful about your appearance.

Arnok: that picture is better, but I must admit to a bit of a bias - I don't believe long hair looks good on too many guys, and I don't think it suits you. It is better down, though.
Critical Acclaim for Jesus:
Why, oh, why must you be gay? - Vervet
Isn't he adorable - Skye
Jesus, you know you're cool. - Tyr
AND THEN I THOUGHT MAYBE I'LL HAVE SEX WITH JESUS. - Tyr
Jesus looks pretty h0t. - Flaming Arrow
your numbero uno on my list when I turn. - Mingan

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Reply 13 of 194 (Originally posted on: 05-26-05 02:39:34 PM)
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http://uploaded.interestingnonetheless.net/Socrateius/soccyshavedwhole.jpg

hey cutie LOL IM SUCH A FAG!!
HeavenGaymes hahaha gay mes

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Reply 14 of 194 (Originally posted on: 05-26-05 02:41:21 PM)
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I like when homosexuals say i'm pretty, because it makes me feel like even if girls don't like me, at least i could have some other options if i just wanted to.
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Jesu
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Reply 15 of 194 (Originally posted on: 05-26-05 02:49:56 PM)
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Sorry soccy, you don't do anything for me. Although you look better without mustache than you do with. (Also, not the most flattering of angles/expressions in that picture).

Drah: when your hair hangs down in front of your eyes, you look kinda cute. However, I would either go clean-shaven or with a goatee or something. In all of the pictures, you seem to have facial hair just coming in, so it's not great. You have potential, and the medium-long hair you have suits you. Also, you'll get better pictures from a 1/4 turned head. And mirror photos always give people blank expressions that are bland.
Critical Acclaim for Jesus:
Why, oh, why must you be gay? - Vervet
Isn't he adorable - Skye
Jesus, you know you're cool. - Tyr
AND THEN I THOUGHT MAYBE I'LL HAVE SEX WITH JESUS. - Tyr
Jesus looks pretty h0t. - Flaming Arrow
your numbero uno on my list when I turn. - Mingan

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Reply 16 of 194 (Originally posted on: 05-26-05 02:52:22 PM)
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http://uploaded.interestingnonetheless.net/insane_dreamer/100_1455.jpg

Haha.
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Reply 17 of 194 (Originally posted on: 05-26-05 02:54:36 PM)
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Mustache still equals bad. Also, you look like you got into a fight - your left eye is kinda swollen. Minus those two things, you're do-able. That angle is way better.
Critical Acclaim for Jesus:
Why, oh, why must you be gay? - Vervet
Isn't he adorable - Skye
Jesus, you know you're cool. - Tyr
AND THEN I THOUGHT MAYBE I'LL HAVE SEX WITH JESUS. - Tyr
Jesus looks pretty h0t. - Flaming Arrow
your numbero uno on my list when I turn. - Mingan

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Reply 18 of 194 (Originally posted on: 05-26-05 02:56:02 PM)
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Reply 19 of 194 (Originally posted on: 05-26-05 02:56:35 PM)
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OUUUU ME ME!!!

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Reply 20 of 194 (Originally posted on: 05-26-05 02:57:13 PM)
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Hmm... get a haircut and don't wear plaid. Then we'll see. As of that picture, I don't find you that attractive.

Ms PT: Right off, a disclaimer - I'm gay, so my judgements on female attractiveness aren't always as good as my ones on male attractiveness. That said, I'll do my best.

You have a nice hairstyle in that picture, it complements your face quite nicely. I think, though, that the angle the photo's at distorts your arms and makes them look far bigger than they are, and the expression looks kinda weird. In a more standard shot, if you smiled, you'd be pretty.
Critical Acclaim for Jesus:
Why, oh, why must you be gay? - Vervet
Isn't he adorable - Skye
Jesus, you know you're cool. - Tyr
AND THEN I THOUGHT MAYBE I'LL HAVE SEX WITH JESUS. - Tyr
Jesus looks pretty h0t. - Flaming Arrow
your numbero uno on my list when I turn. - Mingan

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Reply 21 of 194 (Originally posted on: 05-26-05 02:59:39 PM)
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Mustache still equals bad. Also, you look like you got into a fight - your left eye is kinda swollen. Minus those two things, you're do-able. That angle is way better.

What the fuck.

Of all my photos, you find THAT one attractive?
The unwashed hobo pic with the infected eye?

What the hell is wrong with you?

Edit: To be honest though, that's pretty much what i usually look like.
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Jesu
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Reply 22 of 194 (Originally posted on: 05-26-05 03:02:03 PM)
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I didn't say it was... I said the eye was a problem. I'm imagining it without the aformentioned things, and, yes, it has the potential to be a better photo. And you don't look unwashed. As I said, the angle is more flattering.
Critical Acclaim for Jesus:
Why, oh, why must you be gay? - Vervet
Isn't he adorable - Skye
Jesus, you know you're cool. - Tyr
AND THEN I THOUGHT MAYBE I'LL HAVE SEX WITH JESUS. - Tyr
Jesus looks pretty h0t. - Flaming Arrow
your numbero uno on my list when I turn. - Mingan

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Reply 23 of 194 (Originally posted on: 05-26-05 03:02:37 PM)
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Me:
http://uploaded.interestingnonetheless.net/Adam/nohat.JPG
Me without shaving and looking like a hobo:
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Naked!
http://uploaded.interestingnonetheless.net/Adam/Adam222.JPG
Without hair:
http://uploaded.interestingnonetheless.net/Adam/Bald2.JPG

Give me your worst shots! MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
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Reply 24 of 194 (Originally posted on: 05-26-05 03:05:09 PM)
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http://uploaded.interestingnonetheless.net/Nemesis/Picture%203.jpg
http://uploaded.interestingnonetheless.net/Nemesis/Picture%20018.jpg

Pick your poison. I just got a haircut recently, but I don't feel like taking pictures of myself.
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