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(Originally posted on: 04-08-02 09:08:59 PM)
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I'm sure all of us native IGODers remember the thread where we came up with children books by theferret, well, let's revisit that absolutely hilarious thread.

Mexicans Are Evil Because They Pronounce Jesus Differently
The Diary of Jesus Christ: The Third Reich Version
Worship Satan: A Pagan's Guide to Reverse Psychology
Chick Tracts: The New Bible?


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Reply 1 of 28 (Originally posted on: 04-08-02 09:36:33 PM)
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I refuse to give that little bastard any attention to feed his ego.
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Reply 2 of 28 (Originally posted on: 04-08-02 09:39:33 PM)
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I didn't know you came here, Good OL MC.

are you confused yet?
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Reply 3 of 28 (Originally posted on: 04-08-02 09:40:32 PM)
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How have you not noticed me?

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Reply 4 of 28 (Originally posted on: 04-08-02 09:53:47 PM)
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I stopped by Christian Supply at the mall and saw these on the rack.

Wearing Sheets to Church: The Adventures of Youthful Klan
Pedophilia With Christ: Teaching God's Little Soliders
Lynching: A Guide To Dealing With 2/3s of A Human
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Reply 5 of 28 (Originally posted on: 04-08-02 09:55:46 PM)
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I guess you just arent too noticeable, MC!

One day I will write a childrens book.

are you confused yet?
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Reply 6 of 28 (Originally posted on: 04-08-02 09:55:52 PM)
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How the little brown bear castrated himself
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Reply 7 of 28 (Originally posted on: 04-08-02 10:29:40 PM)
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Laminating Your Bible to Avoid Those Annoying Paper-cuts on Your Penis: A Do-It-Yourself Guide
It's Not Masturbation, It's Having Sex With God: A How-To Book
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Reply 8 of 28 (Originally posted on: 04-08-02 10:47:33 PM)
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I get the feeling there is animostity towards theferret here
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Reply 9 of 28 (Originally posted on: 04-08-02 10:50:29 PM)
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Wherever would you get that idea from?
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Reply 10 of 28 (Originally posted on: 04-08-02 10:55:23 PM)
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cleo told me
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Reply 11 of 28 (Originally posted on: 04-08-02 10:57:13 PM)
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I get the feeling there is animostity towards theferret here


Actually I don't even know the guy. I've never seen any of his posts... but I seem to remember a something about him wearing extremely short track shorts.

First time I heard of him was on IGod, where a thread was dedicated to his pick up lines.

Just another anonymous figure to focus hate on.
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Reply 12 of 28 (Originally posted on: 04-08-02 11:00:05 PM)
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Jesus Loves You - But Not In That Way, He's MINE!
The Joy of Cooking Evil Heathens
Hide The 'Crucifix', And Other Fun Church Games
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Reply 13 of 28 (Originally posted on: 04-09-02 02:41:17 AM)
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An Introduction to Mr. Woody "Crucifix" Phallus.
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Reply 14 of 28 (Originally posted on: 04-09-02 08:27:42 PM)
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This is getting old, someone make a books about Chains or kkkkerry thread.
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Reply 15 of 28 (Originally posted on: 04-09-02 08:41:47 PM)
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Are you, or are you not someone? Why haven't you made it? And don't tell me I should have made it, I have a damn good reason not to. It's because I'm lazy.
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Reply 16 of 28 (Originally posted on: 04-09-02 08:48:46 PM)
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We're all too lazy to do it, that's why no one has done it.
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Reply 17 of 28 (Originally posted on: 04-09-02 09:08:58 PM)
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Maybe I'll go do it then. Not like I have anything better to do.
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Reply 18 of 28 (Originally posted on: 04-09-02 11:25:44 PM)
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Fondling the Young'ns: A Guide to Secretive Church Pedophilia
Fat Laughing Man - And 1000 Other Ways to Insult Buddha and other Non-Jesus Pedophile Figures
Zeil Heil!: A Jesus-Approved, Christian Coalition-Approved, Hitler-Approved Kid's Guide to Nazis

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Reply 19 of 28 (Originally posted on: 04-10-02 01:40:21 AM)
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Quote:
Actually I don't even know the guy. I've never seen any of his posts... but I seem to remember a something about him wearing extremely short track shorts.

First time I heard of him was on IGod, where a thread was dedicated to his pick up lines.



That was FISHMANPET, moron.
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Reply 20 of 28 (Originally posted on: 04-10-02 01:42:38 AM)
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Indeed, it was Fishmanpet, or FISH"MAN"PET as Emp put it in that thread. theferret's the diehard xtian fundie incapable of making coherent, senseful posts.
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Reply 21 of 28 (Originally posted on: 04-10-02 01:46:28 AM)
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FISHMANPET: So, I knocked out this 6th grade girl with chloroform and felt her up in the woods last night.

Ferret: GOD HATES GAYS!!
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Reply 22 of 28 (Originally posted on: 04-10-02 01:49:40 AM)
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That's pretty much accurate. Then you can throw Chains and chess into the mix too. They suck as well.
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Reply 23 of 28 (Originally posted on: 04-10-02 02:12:20 AM)
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Chains: OMGOMG!!!!11 I wuz lik THRE einches from dis girlz ass yo! OMG! i had SUCHA BONER!! LMAO! I say to mysalf "Yea I wana fuk dis bitch yo," LOL! YEA! YEA!
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Reply 24 of 28 (Originally posted on: 04-10-02 02:18:07 AM)
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That is also a correct approximation.
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