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(Originally posted on: 10-03-02 04:37:25 PM)
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Go ahaid and try it, cracksuckers... *yawn*
Every time I watch Rugrats it reminds me of the book A Modest Proposal by Johnathan Swift, in that I think they all should be cooked alive and fed to English nobility.
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Reply 1 of 38 (Originally posted on: 10-03-02 04:39:08 PM)
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Bye bye Kman *sad*
Close your eyes and see my blue skies breaking through these dark clouds
You are the light
In my mind I see your red dress and your arms are reaching through the night
I'll never give up the fight, I'll go the distance
Bon Jovi
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Reply 2 of 38 (Originally posted on: 10-03-02 04:39:49 PM)
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Quoted from Good OL MC:
Bye bye Kman *sad*

And you'll want nothing more When your head hits the floor
When you're lost in the darkness
And we say goodbye and go underground Or up towards the sky
Up in smoke burnt down to size
At least we're still friends, at least we're still alive
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Reply 3 of 38 (Originally posted on: 10-03-02 04:41:26 PM)
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I gave you Karma, but it won't help.
I have fallen upon a grave not empty.
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Reply 4 of 38 (Originally posted on: 10-03-02 05:39:49 PM)
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So long, dumbass.
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| "Funny." - Sandamnit | "Your kingliness shuns Jews." - Wheezy | "I love you." - Zuri | "Spiffy." - NNY |
| "You manage to respond relatively quickly to IMs." - Emp | "You masturbate more than anyone else I know." - Kman |
| "You opened me up to a whole new wonderful world of golden showers and bisexual group sex." - Dani |
| "If Gandhi were straight, and had really ugly children with Ed Gein, that kid might've been half as cool as Phil." - PR |
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Reply 5 of 38 (Originally posted on: 10-03-02 05:40:59 PM)
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You've been smacked.
U CANT TRICK THE TRICKSTER

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Reply 6 of 38 (Originally posted on: 10-03-02 05:45:35 PM)
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Bitch-smacked. Like Jesus. You were just crucified by the Romans, motherfucker.
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| "Funny." - Sandamnit | "Your kingliness shuns Jews." - Wheezy | "I love you." - Zuri | "Spiffy." - NNY |
| "You manage to respond relatively quickly to IMs." - Emp | "You masturbate more than anyone else I know." - Kman |
| "You opened me up to a whole new wonderful world of golden showers and bisexual group sex." - Dani |
| "If Gandhi were straight, and had really ugly children with Ed Gein, that kid might've been half as cool as Phil." - PR |
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Reply 7 of 38 (Originally posted on: 10-03-02 07:29:58 PM)
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So... how long does this last for? This had better not be permanent, or I'm going back to KoRT.
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Reply 8 of 38 (Originally posted on: 10-03-02 07:37:55 PM)
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I fail to see the point of him doing this. Why must people not follow the few simple21 rules we have?
Everything that you could never say
Would never matter anyway
I took a hammer and two nails to my eardrums long ago
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Reply 9 of 38 (Originally posted on: 10-03-02 07:51:52 PM)
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I'll ask him when he gets online..

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Reply 10 of 38 (Originally posted on: 10-03-02 08:07:46 PM)
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If you guys want, I'll post the conversation.

Izzy
Si anang tatay mo?
"It's funny because shitty ryhmes with witty." -Mr. Pixies
"Atheists beleive in the god of atheism" - Yehoshua Ben Yisra'el
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Reply 11 of 38 (Originally posted on: 10-03-02 08:30:18 PM)
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ACHTUNG!

Jesus, Kman, why the hell would you do something like this? It's pretty terrible... I don't understand why you would do it.
"...Try. Try. Try some more. Look how much you're failing." -Wheezy
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Reply 12 of 38 (Originally posted on: 10-03-02 08:33:08 PM)
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*cries*
*begs for mercy*
*makes a fool of himself*


*realizes that Kman deserved it*
*goes back to picking his nose*
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Reply 13 of 38 (Originally posted on: 10-03-02 08:34:33 PM)
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Is that a yes or no?

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Reply 14 of 38 (Originally posted on: 10-03-02 10:23:18 PM)
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I kind of expected him to do this eventually. He's done similar things in the past; testing the patience of moderators just to see how far he'll get.

Not that he doesn't still kick ass, though.
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Reply 15 of 38 (Originally posted on: 10-03-02 10:49:38 PM)
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I wonder if there is a way to automatically ban someone for using the 'Banme' banner. (read: there is, but I'm too computer illiterate to know how to)
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Reply 16 of 38 (Originally posted on: 10-03-02 11:26:46 PM)
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That's easy...

Code:

<?PHP
//Skipping all the other post crap, here's how to test if the banner is used or not - we'll just designate it "banner17", because I like that name

//"banner" is the name given to the form that lets you select a banner

if(isset($HTTP_POST_VARS['banner'])) {
if($HTTP_POST_VARS['banner'] == "banner17"[img="LOL IM SUCH A FAG!!"]/images/emoticons/wink.gif[/img] {
echo "j00 R a BANT N00B!!!111";
exit;
}
echo "Banner17 not selected";
exit;
}
//Obviously, you'd need the rest of the code in there to take care of what happens if banner17 isn't selected, or for the submission of the post, and all that crap
//And ignore all the semicolons that aren't at the end of a line of code, that's Sandy's code talking, not mine
?>



It's late, I'm tired, and I have no idea why I posted this.
So, yay
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Reply 17 of 38 (Originally posted on: 10-04-02 02:15:05 AM)
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Yay! We've got some source code!
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Reply 18 of 38 (Originally posted on: 10-04-02 02:53:03 AM)
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If he cared that much it wouldn't show up, would it?
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Reply 19 of 38 (Originally posted on: 10-04-02 05:06:11 AM)
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Quote:
If you guys want, I'll post the conversation.


I don't see anyone stopping you. Go right ahead.
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| "Funny." - Sandamnit | "Your kingliness shuns Jews." - Wheezy | "I love you." - Zuri | "Spiffy." - NNY |
| "You manage to respond relatively quickly to IMs." - Emp | "You masturbate more than anyone else I know." - Kman |
| "You opened me up to a whole new wonderful world of golden showers and bisexual group sex." - Dani |
| "If Gandhi were straight, and had really ugly children with Ed Gein, that kid might've been half as cool as Phil." - PR |
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Reply 20 of 38 (Originally posted on: 10-04-02 01:01:03 PM)
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i think kman is the most overrated forumer in HG history
my eyes are blind but i can see
the snowflakes glisten on the trees
the sun no longer sets me free
i feel the snowflakes freezing me
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making jabs at each other is what the internet is for you fucking idiots. oh, and for stealing things.

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Reply 21 of 38 (Originally posted on: 10-04-02 03:35:34 PM)
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I vote drah as one of the most controversial forummers in HG history.
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Reply 22 of 38 (Originally posted on: 10-04-02 04:12:20 PM)
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I agree with Drah, I've never understood this whole massive love for Kman thing. I've never seen him do anything great, and I really don't see why so many people who weren't even there when he supposedly WAS great worship him.
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Reply 23 of 38 (Originally posted on: 10-04-02 04:36:13 PM)
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Occasionally, I laughed at his posts, but it wasn't like every post that was intended to be funny was, unlike a few I could mention and then have my butt flamed for ass-kissing.
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Reply 24 of 38 (Originally posted on: 10-04-02 04:43:46 PM)
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Calm down everyone.

I like Kman because he's fun and cute.
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