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(Originally posted on: 04-19-05 11:18:18 AM)
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And oh fuck it's ratzinger

My mother (german) is pssed, cause he's a known super-conservative asshole
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Reply 1 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-19-05 11:26:00 AM)
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may i first to say, so?
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Reply 2 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-19-05 11:32:50 AM)
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Oh God I hope he doesn't start enforcing conservative policies on me.
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Reply 3 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-19-05 11:36:12 AM)
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Fucking hell. I was afraid of this one. Arinze, or some other regular conservative would have done fine, but no, they had to pound it home. Idiots.

Here's a BBC Profile:
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CARDINAL RATZINGER: PROFILE
BBC TWO Thursday 18 December 2003 midnight-12.30am


To some, he is the Catholic Church's intellectual salvation during a time of confusion and compromise. To others, he is an intimidating "Enforcer", punishing liberal thinkers, and keeping the Church in the Middle Ages. Certainly, in the world's largest Christian community the Pope's prefect of doctrine, Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, cannot be overlooked.

Against dissent

While many theologians strive for a Catholic Church that is more open and in touch with the world around it, Ratzinger's mission is to stamp out dissent, and curb the "wild excesses" of this more tolerant era.

He wields the tools of his office with steely efficiency. By influencing diocese budgets, bishops' transfers and even excommunications, what an opponent calls "symbolic violence", Ratzinger has clamped down on the more radical contingent of the Church.

He has even claimed the prime position of the Church of Rome over other Christian Churches. Although he has apologised for this, he has never been so contrite about excluding liberation theologians, more progressive priests or those in favour of the ordination of women.

Charming

Personally charming, quick-witted and fluent in four languages, the Cardinal is a convincing orator. Jesuit Father Thomas Reese calls him "a delightful dialogue partner", but adds that most of the Cardinal's fellow clergy would be too worried about the prospect of excommunication to enjoy talking to him.

When Ratzinger served the Second Vatican Council for three years from 1962, he supported reform. His own background, however, perhaps sheds light on his need for a Church that stands firm against the currents of change and political shifts.

Schooled in the Nazis' power of rhetoric during his childhood in Bavaria, Ratzinger later deserted the German Army during World War II, only to be sent to a POW camp when the Allies reached his hometown.

Later, as an eminent theologian lecturing at Germany's premier faculties, he was horrified by the Marxist ideologies that punctuated campus small talk in the late 1960s.

"Papal fundamentalism"

Since then, Ratzinger has pursued doctrine that can endure, independent of cultural or social trends. He argues that only with a completely separate values system can the Church offer individual freedom. His critics call this "papal fundamentalism", but Ratzinger is unflappable in his personal theology.

The Cardinal claims that "everything falls apart without truth". Whether his noble aims justify his tactics is just one of the issues challenging the Catholic Church today.

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Reply 4 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-19-05 11:45:08 AM)
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They elected a Nazi?

Hooray for Catholicism, coming one step closer to alienating the world!
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Reply 5 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-19-05 11:48:16 AM)
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in the sense that he was enlisted in the german army. he did desert the army, but got captured and thrown in prison by the allies anyhow. thats just from the article though, i dont know shit about this guy.
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Reply 6 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-19-05 12:00:24 PM)
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Wrong pope, I'm sorry.

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Reply 7 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-19-05 12:02:13 PM)
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Benedict XVI is the best name a pope can have.
If he had choosen Jean, Paul, Po, or Len I'd be dissapionted. Benedict has been the name of even an antipope.
If he were Inocencio, Clemente or Callixto that'd be cool too.
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Reply 8 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-19-05 12:02:21 PM)
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http://www.dayofgod.net/Malachy/malachy.htm

This site makes the new pope even scarier. A crusade against evil before the appocalypse...Its is a listing of the St. Malachy's prophecies.
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Reply 9 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-19-05 12:31:27 PM)
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Quoted from Trofozoito:
Benedict XVI is the best name a pope can have.
If he had choosen Jean, Paul, Po, or Len I'd be dissapionted. Benedict has been the name of even an antipope.
If he were Inocencio, Clemente or Callixto that'd be cool too.


I have to admit I was rooting for John Paul George Ringo (Pope Fab IV), but whatever.

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Reply 10 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-19-05 12:31:56 PM)
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I was rooting for Cardinal Law from Boston, despite all those little "child molester" details. Minor things, really.
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Reply 11 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-19-05 12:36:01 PM)
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I just came home from uni and my mother was watching the news on TV.
Me (iddly staring at the screen): "They picked Ratzinger?"
Mom: "Yeah"
Me: "Hmm. So, have you ever thought of becoming a Protestant?"

I think this sums up my feelings.

Prepare to see the Catholic church collapsing. Yay!
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Reply 12 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-19-05 12:46:12 PM)
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Quoted from Sukkit:
I just came home from uni and my mother was watching the news on TV.
Me (iddly staring at the screen): "They picked Ratzinger?"
Mom: "Yeah"
Me: "Hmm. So, have you ever thought of becoming a Protestant?"

I think this sums up my feelings.

Prepare to see the Catholic church collapsing. Yay!


if this pans out i might start paying attention.
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Reply 13 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-19-05 01:47:12 PM)
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Who cares, it's not like his opinion matters.
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Reply 14 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-19-05 02:13:21 PM)
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OH NO A CONSERVATIVE POPE
Who would have guessed?
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Reply 15 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-19-05 02:25:11 PM)
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"Pope Law


sweet ring to it
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Reply 16 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-19-05 03:10:52 PM)
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I've never paid much attention to the Pope aside from humourous reasons, and I don't intend to start. They announced it today at school and I wasn't affected, and was almost confused as to why they bothered to announce it. It's a Catholic school, and no one cares.
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Reply 17 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-19-05 03:32:03 PM)
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I hope he brings back the inquisition
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Reply 18 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-19-05 03:55:35 PM)
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Quoted from asthetik:
I hope he brings back the inquisition


According to this article, he IS the inquisition:

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Cardinal Ratzinger has been head of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith - formerly known as the Holy Office of the Inquisition - since 1981.


Holy shit! He even LOOKS evil!


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Reply 19 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-19-05 03:58:48 PM)
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Well, if it's any consolation, he's 78 years old and will probably die soon. No more ultra-conservative pope!
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Reply 20 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-19-05 04:13:22 PM)
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Why do they always look like they're about to die at any moment?!
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Reply 21 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-19-05 04:15:24 PM)
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I hope so...

I mean, look at him.


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Reply 22 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-19-05 05:15:25 PM)
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But he's so happy! I want to buy him a Cola.

Hey someone with pope knowledge tell me is the pope allowed pop?
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Reply 23 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-19-05 05:16:48 PM)
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Whatever the pope says has tons of influence on your life. Especially you fat Americans!

I was hoping for the Nigerian.
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Reply 24 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-19-05 05:20:07 PM)
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The only old men that influence my life are my grandpa's.UR THE GHEYEST PERSNO EVAR SNDAMIT!!1
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