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(Originally posted on: 04-05-05 10:57:09 AM)
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The Jehovah's Witnesses piss me off. The more I tell them to fuck off and die the more they keep coming back. I'd like to kill them unfortunately prison is not my style. I'm thinking about littering my yard with severed cat heads and entrails. I mean...it's the same thing I do at fucking christmas so I hope I'm not being redundant.
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Reply 1 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-05-05 11:30:20 AM)
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I mean...it's the same thing I do at fucking christmas so I hope I'm not being redundant.


Nope. Just stupid.
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Reply 2 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-05-05 11:40:52 AM)
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Amanda is a Jehovahs Witness MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
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Reply 3 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-05-05 11:47:43 AM)
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There are weird people on the internet that's for sure.
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Reply 4 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-05-05 11:50:01 AM)
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Maybe you shouldn't have joined INTL, which is the unofficial Jehovah's Witnesses of the World United message board.
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Reply 5 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-05-05 11:55:29 AM)
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Quoted from Chimp:
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I mean...it's the same thing I do at fucking christmas so I hope I'm not being redundant.


Nope. Just stupid.


Well yeah...that goes without saying. You gots some nice kitties?
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Reply 6 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-05-05 11:56:26 AM)
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Maybe you shouldn't have joined INTL, which is the unofficial Jehovah's Witnesses of the World United message board.


Well then, I'm in the right fucking place, aren't I?
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Reply 7 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-05-05 12:07:05 PM)
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They stopped coming to my house. MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

Something about my answering the door naked or something.
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Reply 8 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-05-05 12:10:39 PM)
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They stopped coming to my house. MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

Something about my answering the door naked or something.


I did that and they started bringing their neighbors. Dammit, my head throbs. Why can't they be catholic and thus out somewhere mourning the old guy.
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Reply 9 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-05-05 12:19:06 PM)
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Skwerl is a Jehovah's Witness's worst nightmare. I know him and his mendacious tricks. He LOVES for them to come on to his property (The gate mysteriously closes behind them).

After he has lured them into his house, he launches into his usual "degrading" lecture and, when they leave (for the few who are PERMITTED to leave), they become Catholics. The "keepers" go into the meat locker. Don't eat any ribs at the Skwerl house.

Skwerl generally kicks Jehovah Witness ass.

Cat ass too.
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Reply 10 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-05-05 01:11:31 PM)
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i like the newbies cat sewering ideas

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Reply 11 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-05-05 01:15:45 PM)
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Great, now there's two!
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Reply 12 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-05-05 03:27:28 PM)
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Guys, go to ID and make threads introducing yourselves and shit. How old you are, how you found this place, basically a thread for us to get to know you.
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Reply 13 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-05-05 05:02:44 PM)
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Please post your next thread here.
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Reply 14 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-05-05 05:43:05 PM)
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Hey guys, making fun of Jehovah's Witnesses is surely an interesting and original thing to do! i'm a serial-killer :)
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Reply 15 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-05-05 05:44:03 PM)
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Hey guys, making fun of Jehovah's Witnesses is surely an interesting and original thing to do! i'm a serial-killer :)


It is with severed cat heads.
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Reply 16 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-05-05 06:41:41 PM)
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Whenever a Jehovah's Witness comes to my door, I politely tell them that I already have a denomination chosen but I thank them for their concern. Then they leave. Problem solved.
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Reply 17 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-05-05 06:59:33 PM)
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I've never run into a Jehovah's Witness. I guess that makes me lucky.
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Reply 18 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-05-05 07:14:46 PM)
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this is hopelessly retarded and overdone.
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Reply 19 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-05-05 09:12:05 PM)
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The only people that ever come to my door are little girls trying to sell cookies, and I like cookies, so that's no problem. vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
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Reply 20 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-05-05 09:15:40 PM)
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The only people that ever come to my door are little girls trying to sell cookies, and I like cookies, so that's no problem. vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv


And by cookies you mean 'sex' and by... oh you're one sick monster.
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Reply 21 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-06-05 01:20:53 AM)
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Guys, go to ID and make threads introducing yourselves and shit. How old you are, how you found this place, basically a thread for us to get to know you.


Quickly now boys, do what the man says.
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Reply 22 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-06-05 01:36:40 AM)
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We used to have Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses come over to convert our family many times, and of couse they handed out huge amounts of their writings. So when Jehovah's came back, I would pretend that I'm Mormon, give them Doctrine and Covenants, and argue forever until they got frustrated and left. When the Mormons showed up, I would hand them out Watchtower leaflets, argue about theology forever, and so on... Neither of these cults ever came back since that "experiment".
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Reply 23 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-06-05 10:13:08 AM)
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Quoted from awkward jimmy:
this is hopelessly retarded and overdone.


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Reply 24 of 65 (Originally posted on: 04-06-05 10:13:35 AM)
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Quoted from nimo:
Quoted from wheezy:
Guys, go to ID and make threads introducing yourselves and shit. How old you are, how you found this place, basically a thread for us to get to know you.


Quickly now boys, do what the man says.


Um, no.
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