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Megan

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(Originally posted on: 03-13-05 04:32:38 PM)
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relationships piss me off, you're with a guy and everything is great then all of a sudden he drops a bombshell that the relationship is horriable and he hates everything. the funny part is we have been together over a year, and we have broken up before and could eaisily express what we thought of the relationship. so I'm figuring that I did stuff wrong so i bought him his favorite chocolates, we still are probably going to break up, but hey, its a nice thing to do. when a guy messes things up he brings the girl chocolate and flowers, why can't I? oh yeah, because I'm destined for failure.
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Reply 1 of 63 (Originally posted on: 03-13-05 04:59:48 PM)
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I wish my ex's had actually cared this much about me.
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Reply 2 of 63 (Originally posted on: 03-13-05 05:10:30 PM)
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Aren't you salamandos girlfriend?

Because in that case, wow, big fucking surrpise.
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is this guy acheron???????? hahaha acheron you big fag

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Reply 3 of 63 (Originally posted on: 03-13-05 05:49:59 PM)
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You know, at least you didn't let him take pictures of you in sexually compromising positions, because it's really hard to get your ex to get rid of those. It's doubly good that you never allowed that to happen, because if your ex is angry at you, it's quite difficult to prevent him from posting those to porn sites.
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Reply 4 of 63 (Originally posted on: 03-13-05 06:00:28 PM)
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Reply 5 of 63 (Originally posted on: 03-13-05 06:36:12 PM)
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This is Salamando's girlfriend?

What the fuck?


If so, "men" should not be the title. "Sexually Confused Boys" would be more apt.
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is this guy acheron???????? hahaha acheron you big fag

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Reply 6 of 63 (Originally posted on: 03-13-05 06:53:21 PM)
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Quoted from Stormraider:
This is Salamando's girlfriend?

What the fuck?


If so, "men" should not be the title. "Sexually Confused Boys" would be more apt.


Listen to this man.
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Reply 7 of 63 (Originally posted on: 03-13-05 07:15:46 PM)
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Rated thread a 5 in anticipation of forum drama thread.

And yeah this thread shouldn't be called "men" because it hurts me deeply when people use stereotypes. Some guys aren't total douchebags learn u some stuff ok??
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Reply 8 of 63 (Originally posted on: 03-13-05 07:16:28 PM)
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The guys that aren't douchebags are total pussies or too sensitive. learn u some stuff ok??

MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
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Reply 9 of 63 (Originally posted on: 03-13-05 07:18:07 PM)
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Excuse me, but you're supposed to be responding as a male, not a female's mind.
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Reply 10 of 63 (Originally posted on: 03-13-05 07:20:47 PM)
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Quoted from torqo45:
Quoted from Stormraider:
This is Salamando's girlfriend?

What the fuck?


If so, "men" should not be the title. "Sexually Confused Boys" would be more apt.


Listen to this man.


stormraider isn't a man either
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Reply 11 of 63 (Originally posted on: 03-13-05 07:24:08 PM)
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Quoted from Surt:
Quoted from torqo45:
Quoted from Stormraider:
This is Salamando's girlfriend?

What the fuck?


If so, "men" should not be the title. "Sexually Confused Boys" would be more apt.


Listen to this man.


stormraider isn't a man either


ha! the joke was even funnier the second time.
I hate yankees and this is one reason why. Just because you can't pay for 3 hot dogs doesn't mean that the economy is bad and ya'll think that bush is an idiot because he's from Texas. Well f you because he saved your ass from people like Sadam Houssein and don't go thinking i'm just a minupulated trailor trash illiterate for taking up for him because I'm smarter than 90% of the world.

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Reply 12 of 63 (Originally posted on: 03-13-05 07:24:18 PM)
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Now, now, Surty, let's not get all emotional simply because I wouldn't sleep with you.

A real man says NO to a bad lay.
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Reply 13 of 63 (Originally posted on: 03-13-05 08:54:06 PM)
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I propose that Sally get temporarily unbanned so that this can become forum drama #156.
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Reply 14 of 63 (Originally posted on: 03-13-05 09:05:31 PM)
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I propose you edit that message, forget about having ever wrote it, that we all do likewise, and that the next person to suggest such an idea is drawn and quartered alive.
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Reply 15 of 63 (Originally posted on: 03-13-05 09:10:32 PM)
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surely we're higher than 156?
I hate yankees and this is one reason why. Just because you can't pay for 3 hot dogs doesn't mean that the economy is bad and ya'll think that bush is an idiot because he's from Texas. Well f you because he saved your ass from people like Sadam Houssein and don't go thinking i'm just a minupulated trailor trash illiterate for taking up for him because I'm smarter than 90% of the world.

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Reply 16 of 63 (Originally posted on: 03-13-05 09:23:13 PM)
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oh man, someone un ban salamando so we can get the other side of this sorrid tale.
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Reply 17 of 63 (Originally posted on: 03-13-05 09:30:24 PM)
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Quoted from NNY:
surely we're higher than 156?
That's the low end estimate. It is quite possibly upwards of 1000.
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Reply 18 of 63 (Originally posted on: 03-14-05 04:36:13 AM)
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Someone impersonate Salamando so that we can get the other side of this horrid tale, only in a funny way.
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Reply 19 of 63 (Originally posted on: 03-14-05 06:57:52 AM)
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I impregnated a virgin. coal

I would mention something about drugs but I'm about to go to school.
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Reply 20 of 63 (Originally posted on: 03-14-05 06:59:42 AM)
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we talked, were going to do more drugs, drink more alcohol. and hang out with more people, we finally got it worked out. i wanted to do that since the beginning, and so did he, but we don't talk we just have sex?
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Reply 21 of 63 (Originally posted on: 03-14-05 07:12:45 AM)
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You guys are such hungry leddle gossip whores ;p
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Reply 22 of 63 (Originally posted on: 03-14-05 07:19:54 AM)
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Don't forget Drama Queens
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Reply 23 of 63 (Originally posted on: 03-14-05 11:33:41 AM)
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Quote:
wanted to do that since the beginning, and so did he, but we don't talk we just have sex?


I was hungry before.

Now I'm not.

Fuck You.
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Reply 24 of 63 (Originally posted on: 03-14-05 01:51:24 PM)
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Quoted from Mr Excitable:
oh man, someone un ban salamando so we can get the other side of this sorrid tale.

He's currently banned? I guess I should have just assumed that.

Quoted from this is shit:
we talked, were going to do more drugs, drink more alcohol. and hang out with more people, we finally got it worked out. i wanted to do that since the beginning, and so did he, but we don't talk we just have sex?

Sounds good to me.
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