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(Originally posted on: 03-10-05 12:04:01 AM)
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Real version:
About a week and a half ago, the server was compromised by an exploit in a diagnostic program I have running on the server called awstats. What the exploit did was overwrite a bunch of index.php scripts on the server. Some of you may have noticed this when the index page was reduced to nothing more than "Simiens". Anyway, when this happened, whoever undertook this exploit attempted to brute force the server by trying to log into various accounts on the server.

As a result of this, the company I run the INTL server through decided that the INTL server had become a security risk and issued a "ticket" to me via their server control panel. Since I never check this control panel for anything other than to check bandwidth consumption, I hadn't noticed the "ticket" until the server was actually shut off by the company I lease the server from.

When I logged in to their control panel, I saw the "ticket" and responded to their pleas for a response from me. Apparently, they had originally asked for a response from me right when the Simiens thing happened, but as I said, I was oblivious. Finally, I saw their warnings to shut the server off and responded. A few hours later, they responded to let me know that the server was brought back up.

And here we are.

Paranoid version:
A terrorist sleeper cell operating out of Dallas decided to invade the building that the server is located in and take the server hostage. After trying to contact me for a week, without a response, they decided to slit the server's throat. Eventually, before I could negotiate with them, the facility was raided by the police and they paramedics were able to save the server's life by patching it up and rebooting it. The End.
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Reply 1 of 22 (Originally posted on: 03-10-05 12:09:15 AM)
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Quoted from Sandamnit:

Paranoid version:A terrorist sleeper cell operating out of Dallas decided to invade the building that the server is located in and take the server hostage. After trying to contact me for a week, without a response, they decided to slit the server's throat. Eventually, before I could negotiate with them, the facility was raided by the police and they paramedics were able to save the server's life by patching it up and rebooting it. The End.
That's terrible, who are we going to attack now? I say we attack somewhere in the Caribbean, I'm sick of the Middle East.
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Reply 2 of 22 (Originally posted on: 03-10-05 12:10:02 AM)
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Simiens.
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I don't really even like hearing about it or reading about it

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Reply 3 of 22 (Originally posted on: 03-10-05 12:14:53 AM)
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Sounds lame.
Thanks for tracking down what happened. And hey, the IRC got some action again.
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Reply 4 of 22 (Originally posted on: 03-10-05 12:16:16 AM)
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Hackers?????


I researched a little bit, but all I could find was the name "Simiens Crew 2005" and that they had haxxxxxxed some guy's blog.
It lay on the snow with red spots of blood on its fur, and there were drops of red blood on the snow.
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Reply 5 of 22 (Originally posted on: 03-10-05 12:24:54 AM)
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Quoted from ice:
Hackers?????


I researched a little bit, but all I could find was the name "Simiens Crew 2005" and that they had haxxxxxxed some guy's blog.
http://archives.neohapsis.com/archives/fulldisclosure/2005-01/0581.html
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Reply 6 of 22 (Originally posted on: 03-10-05 12:39:48 AM)
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I didn't read the post because I assume Emp did it.
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Reply 7 of 22 (Originally posted on: 03-10-05 01:08:08 AM)
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I doubt any of this actually happened because I didn't notice anything.
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Reply 8 of 22 (Originally posted on: 03-10-05 01:59:51 AM)
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The boys were all crying and howling on IRC because they wanted their forum back.
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Reply 9 of 22 (Originally posted on: 03-10-05 03:08:02 AM)
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I thought you had been shot by an insurgent but the bullet had hit the INTL, thus being destroyed but saving your life.
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Reply 10 of 22 (Originally posted on: 03-10-05 07:36:40 AM)
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I'm just relieved to hear that this is not related to the interweb ninja assault we had months back.
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Reply 11 of 22 (Originally posted on: 03-10-05 07:51:11 AM)
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Quoted from Shady Milkman:
I'm just relieved to hear that this is not related to the interweb ninja assault we had months back.


I'm just happy that he didn't mention such a thing, thats sooo HG

Anyways, it always fascinates me how complex and expensive it is to run INTL, most of the advertisements for server whoop-dee-duu in denmark sound cheap, but then i'm also sure that they are shitty quality.....
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Reply 12 of 22 (Originally posted on: 03-10-05 10:44:31 AM)
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Quoted from Shady Milkman:
I'm just relieved to hear that this is not related to the interweb ninja assault we had months back.


They are always lurking, you can never be save from server hacking ninjas I AM A NINJA!
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Reply 13 of 22 (Originally posted on: 03-10-05 11:06:40 AM)
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The boys were all crying and howling on IRC because they wanted their forum back.


Hahahaha, I can just hear the whining in my head i'm a serial-killer :)
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Reply 14 of 22 (Originally posted on: 03-10-05 11:16:20 AM)
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fucking dallas.
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Reply 15 of 22 (Originally posted on: 03-10-05 11:18:46 AM)
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Glad to hear that Osama didn't hijack INTL and crash it into HG.

Quoted from Snowqueene:
The boys were all crying and howling on IRC because they wanted their forum back.
I can't help my emotions sometimes. *sigh*
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Reply 16 of 22 (Originally posted on: 03-10-05 04:40:56 PM)
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I was surprised not to see a thread about it elsewhere. Somewhat disconcerting.
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although he was legal
his name apparently was Robert.
What's the odds?
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Reply 17 of 22 (Originally posted on: 03-10-05 05:00:46 PM)
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For some reason the paranoid version gives me the image of a 13 year old with a plastic cafeteria knife holding someone hostage and shouting: "ALL I WANTED WAS TO SAY HELLO!"
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Reply 18 of 22 (Originally posted on: 03-10-05 07:31:20 PM)
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I discovered to my dismay that yes I can live without a daily dose of INTL. However my Doc told me to get a fix or i was going to get withdrawel symptoms whether i liked it or not.
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Reply 19 of 22 (Originally posted on: 03-10-05 09:04:26 PM)
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Quoted from Boot:
I discovered to my dismay that yes I can live without a daily dose of INTL. However my Doc told me to get a fix or i was going to get withdrawel symptoms whether i liked it or not.

Try going several months - The days of Sanity Overdrive.
I saw a pornstar
that looked just like you;
although he was legal
his name apparently was Robert.
What's the odds?
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Reply 20 of 22 (Originally posted on: 03-10-05 10:40:34 PM)
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Quoted from Sunny:
Try going several months - The days of Sanity Overdrive.
It was only a month.
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Reply 21 of 22 (Originally posted on: 03-10-05 11:43:31 PM)
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And everyone is on everyones lists anyway.
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Reply 22 of 22 (Originally posted on: 03-11-05 12:43:49 AM)
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Quoted from peach:
And everyone is on everyones lists anyway.


No we're not.

I don't talk to any of you fuckers. Except for most of the girls....

er...
That's about when I met nelly, she was the village belle.
I was just a panderer, but I loved that girl like hell.

Then along came a city slicker, all finely dressed and gay.
Before I knew it, the son of a bitch stole my nelly away.

So I'm just resting my bones a while, and then I'll be on my way.
I'll get the runt that swiped my cunt if it takes till the judgement day.
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