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(Originally posted on: 02-12-05 04:21:43 PM)
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Over the course of the past month, I have been trying to break into the dating scene at my school after the end of my long-term relationship with my ex-girlfriend. In the course of that time period, I have managed to get shot down by 3 women, led on by one, and just plain fucked by another.

The first three are unimportant, as they only served to destroy my self-esteem. The last two girls, however, have truly fucked with my mind.

The first girl is a redheaded female who is a Mormon. For this reason, my friends and I call her The Mormom. The Mormon recently arrived at our school a few weeks ago, transferring in from NJ. I thought the Mormon was a relatively attractive girl, and having only spoken to her once, I figured, hey, what the fuck, ask her out. My friends and I had planned on bowling that weekend, and I invited her to come along. This was on Monday. After giving me the impression all week that she wanted to come and was excited about it, she mysteriously cancelled on Thursday. I came to find out that it was because she was afraid that my friends disliked her and felt that the group dynamic would be uncomfortable.

Sort of strange, but I figured that I would simply ask her out on a one on one basis. Another week passed, and I asked her if she would like to join me for a movie. She informed me that she was already obligated to go shopping with her mom on Friday, and church function on Saturday.

Normally, I would simply put this off as she isn't interested. However, this girl is very enthusiastic to the point of going out of her way to say hi to me in the hallways, and told me that she would be free next weekend. OMG why is Dad kissing that guy?!? I'm not sure what to think; is she leading me on, or is she genuinely busy?

I really wanted to make plans for this weekend, however, and another girl in one of my 5th period classes seemed to show some interest in me. I didn't know her too well, so I asked for her AIM screen name, and we had a few conversations online. We got along pretty well, and I ended up asking her to go out Saturday. She said she would have to check, but she would be glad to go.

This was great news! Finally, a date! She had a sense of humor, and was pretty good-looking as well. However, I didn't speak to her Friday since I wasn't in school, and having only spoken to her in school and online before, I had foolishly not asked for her phone number. I didn't hear from her this morning, so I fired off an email asking her if she knew what was going on. After I got back this afternoon from my daily outings, she left me a cryptic email that simply said:

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Sorry...I can't go...
C-ya Monday


OMG why is Dad kissing that guy?!? UR THE GHEYEST PERSNO EVAR SNDAMIT!!1

Now, the preceding events wouldn't worry me normally, but Prom is coming and I crave companionship. I will have to have a date by the end of the month, or all the ladies will be taken. I seem to suck at this dating thing and I just needed to vent because I'm going to spend another night watching movies with my friends instead of making out in a movie theatre.

I hate high school.
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Reply 1 of 44 (Originally posted on: 02-12-05 04:54:04 PM)
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On the whole dating thing: Maybe you shouldn't. It's not as if you have a real deadline to meet(aside from Prom, apparently), and you've just come off a very serious relationship. I didn't date in high school and while I'm sure it'll bite me on the ass if I ever have to go on a real date, it didn't hurt. Take a break and just ride with the flow for a while.
And about prom: You have friends, right? You're not Devon. Go with a bunch of friends(unless you're in one of those cliques where EVERYONE has a date) and you'll have more fun than if you have a date. Or just go stag. It isn't overrated. Guys who go stag usually end up being the life of the party.
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Reply 2 of 44 (Originally posted on: 02-12-05 05:29:29 PM)
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There's a good chance she isn't interested. Very few women will actually tell you they aren't interested because women are cowards. i'm a serial-killer :)

Ok so it has more to do with women being more emotional then men and she likes you enough to not want to hurt your feelings but at the same time she wants nothing to do with you in THAT way, but she likes you enough to go with you. OR She genuinely is too busy to go with you when you ask her.

Personally, I'd just set my sites elsewhere. Of course I am more comfortable with loneliness than most people.
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Reply 3 of 44 (Originally posted on: 02-12-05 08:23:16 PM)
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And about prom: You have friends, right? You're not Devon. Go with a bunch of friends(unless you're in one of those cliques where EVERYONE has a date) and you'll have more fun than if you have a date. Or just go stag. It isn't overrated. Guys who go stag usually end up being the life of the party.
Must be different where you when to high school from my school. Because at my school no one, and i mean no one, does that. You'd be out of your mind to do so here.
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Reply 4 of 44 (Originally posted on: 02-12-05 08:37:09 PM)
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The words "she's playing hard to get" somehow come to mind.

Just ask her as unakwardly as possible what she's doing when, and if she isn't doing anything, then ask her out. One-on-one, of course. But if you're nervous around her, then go with a small group.

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Reply 5 of 44 (Originally posted on: 02-12-05 08:51:16 PM)
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Reply 6 of 44 (Originally posted on: 02-12-05 09:00:05 PM)
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I can completely relate, Agon. This year, several girls have tried to fuck with me...which I didn't take very well. Besides the first, I completely cut things off (IE, not talking or looking at them at all) as soon as I could tell that something was up. Saves for wasted time and makes me seem more unattainable to other girls because I just cut things off with the other girls without having any real reason that people could see.

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Reply 7 of 44 (Originally posted on: 02-12-05 09:33:59 PM)
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What kind of messed up high school are you people going to?? It's the other way around- guys fuck us up, play with our feelings, and then pretend like everything's all flowers and rainbows and that nothing ever even happened!

If you've had it as bad as THAT... then stay away from it for a while... maybe someone will show real interest in you and you'll have a date for the prom. If not, then go and find someone to hang out with there. You're not likely to be the only single guy going anyways.
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Reply 8 of 44 (Originally posted on: 02-12-05 09:41:01 PM)
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What kind of messed up high school are you people going to?? It's the other way around- guys fuck us up, play with our feelings, and then pretend like everything's all flowers and rainbows and that nothing ever even happened!


It happens the other way around too; it's pretty much a big manipulation dance party 'round these parts. You may not realize it because of self-delusion or inability to see anything, but you have probably fucked with some guys yourself. Like it's been said earlier, some females may not intentionally fuck with guys, but since they're coward to tell a guy no, they still fuck with them.
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Reply 9 of 44 (Originally posted on: 02-12-05 11:22:38 PM)
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Must be different where you went to high school from my school. Because at my school no one, and i mean no one, does that. You'd be out of your mind to do so here.

That sucks. My mother forced me to go with a date senior year, and I had way more fun junior year when I just went with a bunch of friends.
But okay, stunning revelation of this thread: girls fuck with guys and guys fuck with girls. Oh, and high school sucks. No matter what. MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
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Reply 10 of 44 (Originally posted on: 02-13-05 06:17:12 AM)
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I forgot to mention in my original post that the Mormon practically insisted that I take down her number, rather than me asking for it, which is the main reason why I would think she is interested.

Thanks for the advice so far guys.

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What kind of messed up high school are you people going to?? It's the other way around- guys fuck us up, play with our feelings, and then pretend like everything's all flowers and rainbows and that nothing ever even happened!


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Reply 11 of 44 (Originally posted on: 02-13-05 03:21:25 PM)
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Quoted from Agon:
Quoted from Hevan Gale:
What kind of messed up high school are you people going to?? It's the other way around- guys fuck us up, play with our feelings, and then pretend like everything's all flowers and rainbows and that nothing ever even happened!


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I completely forgot about that. Hey Hevan Gale, you're a fucking dumbass. i'm a serial-killer :)
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Reply 12 of 44 (Originally posted on: 02-13-05 09:01:04 PM)
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Reply 13 of 44 (Originally posted on: 02-13-05 10:59:00 PM)
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Jesus Christ, whats happening to Agon's avatars?!
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Reply 14 of 44 (Originally posted on: 02-14-05 01:51:03 PM)
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Just talked to this girl :

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I really wanted to make plans for this weekend, however, and another girl in one of my 5th period classes seemed to show some interest in me. I didn't know her too well, so I asked for her AIM screen name, and we had a few conversations online. We got along pretty well, and I ended up asking her to go out Saturday. She said she would have to check, but she would be glad to go.


I asked her what happened Saturday, and she told me that nothing happened. OMG why is Dad kissing that guy?!? She simply didn't want to go. Way to be up front about it, cunt.
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Another update for anyone who's interested:

I ended up going out last night after being set-up with a friend of a friend, and had a pretty good time. I'll probably end up asking her to prom, but she's not my type as far as actual dating goes.
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Reply 16 of 44 (Originally posted on: 02-19-05 06:19:38 PM)
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Better have sex with her before she realizes what a horrible, horrible mistake she's made.

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Reply 17 of 44 (Originally posted on: 02-19-05 11:42:35 PM)
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Since I'm 19, I technically can still have teen angst.

Therefore, I hate dating, guys suck, and I want to die.

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Reply 18 of 44 (Originally posted on: 02-20-05 11:35:55 AM)
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Quoted from Smokey:
There's a good chance she isn't interested. Very few women will actually tell you they aren't interested because women are cowards. i'm a serial-killer :)



I feel really bad for you because you seem to have had bad experiences with women and come to conclusions like these. Everytime I've told guys I just want to be friends, they say it's ok but continue to try to "win me over". Girls aren't cowards, guys just can't take "just friends" for a fucking answer if it doesn't match how they feel. Then, when they finally find out that the woman was serious, they stop talking to her. Niiiice.

Anyhow, my advice for this dating thing is pretty basic. The old "You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you actually find a prince" type of thing. It's basic and simple, but I find it to be pretty true.
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Reply 19 of 44 (Originally posted on: 02-20-05 01:10:36 PM)
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High school is all about hooking up with girls you think are hot in attempt to figure out what you enjoy in the opposite sex. I wouldn't have any serious relationships until after HS for sure.
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Reply 20 of 44 (Originally posted on: 02-20-05 03:17:10 PM)
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I feel really bad for you because you seem to have had bad experiences with women and come to conclusions like these. Everytime I've told guys I just want to be friends, they say it's ok but continue to try to "win me over". Girls aren't cowards, guys just can't take "just friends" for a fucking answer if it doesn't match how they feel. Then, when they finally find out that the woman was serious, they stop talking to her. Niiiice.


This is because males and females look at interaction with the other gender completely different. Males are incapable of being friends with females, the sex aspect will interfere with everything. I mean, there are obviously exceptions; I have two platonic female friends, but that's a rarity indeed. As a whole, males don't really like females; between hanging out with their buddies that are actually interested in football or video games and a chick that wants to go shopping, it's obvious why. They have enough friends that they like hanging out with more, and unless a female is absolutely spectacular, they don't want to put the time into a having a friendship with her.
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Reply 21 of 44 (Originally posted on: 02-20-05 06:07:40 PM)
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Reply 22 of 44 (Originally posted on: 02-20-05 07:44:36 PM)
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I feel really bad for you because you seem to have had bad experiences with women and come to conclusions like these. Everytime I've told guys I just want to be friends, they say it's ok but continue to try to "win me over". Girls aren't cowards, guys just can't take "just friends" for a fucking answer if it doesn't match how they feel. Then, when they finally find out that the woman was serious, they stop talking to her. Niiiice.
Girls pretty much gave me that whole 'just wanna be friends' deal right up until around a year ago.

And Soccy, males and females can be just friends. I've done it, and still do. Sure, the random fantasy of sex (and other explicite acts) with said person crosses my mind, but that doesnt mean I let it fuck up the friendship.

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If I liked a girl and all she wanted to be was friends, sure, I'd be a little hurt. I'd think I wasn't good enough or something. But at least she doesn't hate me, and she still wants to talk and hang out with me.
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Reply 23 of 44 (Originally posted on: 02-20-05 09:29:51 PM)
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I feel really bad for you because you seem to have had bad experiences with women and come to conclusions like these. Everytime I've told guys I just want to be friends, they say it's ok but continue to try to "win me over". Girls aren't cowards, guys just can't take "just friends" for a fucking answer if it doesn't match how they feel. Then, when they finally find out that the woman was serious, they stop talking to her. Niiiice.


This is because males and females look at interaction with the other gender completely different. Males are incapable of being friends with females, the sex aspect will interfere with everything. I mean, there are obviously exceptions; I have two platonic female friends, but that's a rarity indeed. As a whole, males don't really like females; between hanging out with their buddies that are actually interested in football or video games and a chick that wants to go shopping, it's obvious why. They have enough friends that they like hanging out with more, and unless a female is absolutely spectacular, they don't want to put the time into a having a friendship with her.


Guys as a whole don't like females? Guys and girls can't be friends? What planet do you live on? You DO realize that not all men share the same viewpoints, right?

I know men who worship women like goddesses. I know men who think women are just really stupid (about 80% of themn do). I know men who think men are inferior to women by far and I know plenty of men who have good friendships with women with no strings attatched. I know married men and men with girlfriends who are also good friends with women with nothing weird or sexual going on.

I understand that straight men want sex from women and that CAN taint a friendship, but fucking A, I just really hate it when guys say all girls are teases, play games and are never upfront about things, because I feel I am. And i know girls who are, and I know plenty of men who don't fucking listen to them and then get all mad when they finally pull thier head out of thier ass.
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Reply 24 of 44 (Originally posted on: 02-20-05 09:50:20 PM)
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i think what soccy meant was "Men are incapable of being friends with hot females"
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