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(Originally posted on: 12-08-04 01:56:18 AM)
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I feel pressured to leave the toilet seat up when I'm done, even though I really want to put it down.

What else don't women understand?
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Reply 1 of 62 (Originally posted on: 12-08-04 02:11:43 AM)
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When you scratch your balls, you don't really scratch them. What's that about.
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Reply 2 of 62 (Originally posted on: 12-08-04 02:28:21 AM)
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Why do you want to put it down? When did you first notice these urges?
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Reply 3 of 62 (Originally posted on: 12-08-04 02:49:43 AM)
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i think it's a good rule of thumb to leave the seat like you found it. if i come in and it's up, i put it back up when i leave. my theory is, if somebody's used to walking in and having it up, i shouldn't go messing with they're system, might lead to piss on the seat.

edit: i'd like to know, do you feel pressured to pretend to know about sports, cars or computers?
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Reply 4 of 62 (Originally posted on: 12-08-04 02:59:28 AM)
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I feel pressured to know about sports just because my friends are into that, but then I try to make them feel pressured to know about "words and shit."
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Reply 5 of 62 (Originally posted on: 12-08-04 05:01:21 AM)
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I feel pressured to have a penis.
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Reply 6 of 62 (Originally posted on: 12-08-04 05:51:23 AM)
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Do you feel pressured to not like popular television programming such as The O.C.? i'm a serial-killer :)
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Reply 7 of 62 (Originally posted on: 12-08-04 06:32:12 AM)
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Do you feel pressured to not like popular television programming such as The O.C.? i'm a serial-killer :)


Haha I watch that...So much for stereotypes
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Reply 8 of 62 (Originally posted on: 12-08-04 06:39:17 AM)
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Just leave the seat down and remeber this rhyme.

If you sprinkle
When you tinkle
Be very sweet
and wipe the seat
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Reply 9 of 62 (Originally posted on: 12-08-04 07:04:01 AM)
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I feel pressured not cry MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

And as for the toilet seat, I always inadvertently piss off kayte by putting the entire seat down (including the lid) because I feel that if I leave it up I'm being a stereotypical male.
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Reply 10 of 62 (Originally posted on: 12-08-04 07:10:02 AM)
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Quoted from Coca-Cola:

And as for the toilet seat, I always inadvertently piss off kayte by putting the entire seat down (including the lid) because I feel that if I leave it up I'm being a stereotypical male.


Well, it certainly is better to be pissed off than to be pissed on. Of course if you two are into that sort of thing...
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Reply 11 of 62 (Originally posted on: 12-08-04 08:53:26 AM)
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Well, it certainly is better to be pissed off than to be pissed on. Of course if you two are into that sort of thing...


If my memory serves me correctly, he is.

We have the wonders of the Porta-John here, with built in urinal. So naturally, I lift the seat on the shitting end, then piss in the urinal. I just enjoy the thought of someone rushing out to take a shit in the middle of the dark, black night and forgetting to check to see if the seat is down (there's no lights in our Porta-shitters).
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Reply 12 of 62 (Originally posted on: 12-08-04 09:26:00 AM)
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sometimes...i earn a much higher income than women of similar background

please help
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Reply 13 of 62 (Originally posted on: 12-08-04 09:26:37 AM)
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the only reason its difficult to be a man is because of women.
I hate yankees and this is one reason why. Just because you can't pay for 3 hot dogs doesn't mean that the economy is bad and ya'll think that bush is an idiot because he's from Texas. Well f you because he saved your ass from people like Sadam Houssein and don't go thinking i'm just a minupulated trailor trash illiterate for taking up for him because I'm smarter than 90% of the world.

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Reply 14 of 62 (Originally posted on: 12-08-04 10:40:04 AM)
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The burden of courtship still falls on men.
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Reply 15 of 62 (Originally posted on: 12-08-04 10:46:58 AM)
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Quoted from Dante:
The burden of courtship still falls on men.


is this meant to contradict my claim? because it only supports it.
I hate yankees and this is one reason why. Just because you can't pay for 3 hot dogs doesn't mean that the economy is bad and ya'll think that bush is an idiot because he's from Texas. Well f you because he saved your ass from people like Sadam Houssein and don't go thinking i'm just a minupulated trailor trash illiterate for taking up for him because I'm smarter than 90% of the world.

"There's not a lot of cursing, swearing, personal cuts, there's not a lot of put downs, it's not you know screen-fulls of you know "go to hell", it's just surprising."

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Frightening social changes continued! And then the religious right began a righteous backlash! First they accused gays and lesbians of being promiscuous! And when this failed, they began accusing them of having long-term committed monogamous relationships and wanting to get married!
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Reply 16 of 62 (Originally posted on: 12-08-04 10:52:06 AM)
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Quoted from NNY:
Quoted from Dante:
The burden of courtship still falls on men.


is this meant to contradict my claim? because it only supports it.
Not at all.

I completely agree with you.
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Reply 17 of 62 (Originally posted on: 12-08-04 11:08:38 AM)
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alright, nevermind then i'm a serial-killer :) just the way you said it made me wonder.
I hate yankees and this is one reason why. Just because you can't pay for 3 hot dogs doesn't mean that the economy is bad and ya'll think that bush is an idiot because he's from Texas. Well f you because he saved your ass from people like Sadam Houssein and don't go thinking i'm just a minupulated trailor trash illiterate for taking up for him because I'm smarter than 90% of the world.

"There's not a lot of cursing, swearing, personal cuts, there's not a lot of put downs, it's not you know screen-fulls of you know "go to hell", it's just surprising."

--- John Allen about "Internet"

Frightening social changes continued! And then the religious right began a righteous backlash! First they accused gays and lesbians of being promiscuous! And when this failed, they began accusing them of having long-term committed monogamous relationships and wanting to get married!
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Reply 18 of 62 (Originally posted on: 12-08-04 11:24:07 AM)
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I'm forced to shave at least once a week. I know my burden is smaller than that of most men, but still.
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Reply 19 of 62 (Originally posted on: 12-08-04 11:31:21 AM)
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In my suite we have two stalls in the bathroom, and one is the designated "shitter", and one is the designated "pisser". I always put the seat down in the pisser for no reason, and then Soheyl goes "hey pussy stop putting the seat down".
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Reply 20 of 62 (Originally posted on: 12-08-04 11:43:33 AM)
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how do you pronouce that?
I hate yankees and this is one reason why. Just because you can't pay for 3 hot dogs doesn't mean that the economy is bad and ya'll think that bush is an idiot because he's from Texas. Well f you because he saved your ass from people like Sadam Houssein and don't go thinking i'm just a minupulated trailor trash illiterate for taking up for him because I'm smarter than 90% of the world.

"There's not a lot of cursing, swearing, personal cuts, there's not a lot of put downs, it's not you know screen-fulls of you know "go to hell", it's just surprising."

--- John Allen about "Internet"

Frightening social changes continued! And then the religious right began a righteous backlash! First they accused gays and lesbians of being promiscuous! And when this failed, they began accusing them of having long-term committed monogamous relationships and wanting to get married!
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Reply 21 of 62 (Originally posted on: 12-08-04 11:59:10 AM)
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don't get me started on semen, i mean, you have to clean it up and it's sticky and messy MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
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Reply 22 of 62 (Originally posted on: 12-08-04 12:00:43 PM)
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I think the only thing that makes me not a woman is my penis.


But alas, I have the 'peeing on the lid' problem. Though, its mainly because Im lazy and forgetful.

What Im really trying to say is, the toughest part about me being a man is: I never get to give birth. I envy the female body immensely for that often hated gift.
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Reply 23 of 62 (Originally posted on: 12-08-04 12:21:25 PM)
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Quoted from Billy:
What Im really trying to say is, the toughest part about me being a man is: I never get to give birth. I envy the female body immensely for that often hated gift.

Aren't there ways to fix that?
PS. Do any of the guys ever feel pressure to be a total badass all the time?
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Reply 24 of 62 (Originally posted on: 12-08-04 12:21:45 PM)
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Quoted from Imperialist:
don't get me started on sperm, i mean, you have to clean it up and it's sticky and messy MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS


*semen.
I hate yankees and this is one reason why. Just because you can't pay for 3 hot dogs doesn't mean that the economy is bad and ya'll think that bush is an idiot because he's from Texas. Well f you because he saved your ass from people like Sadam Houssein and don't go thinking i'm just a minupulated trailor trash illiterate for taking up for him because I'm smarter than 90% of the world.

"There's not a lot of cursing, swearing, personal cuts, there's not a lot of put downs, it's not you know screen-fulls of you know "go to hell", it's just surprising."

--- John Allen about "Internet"

Frightening social changes continued! And then the religious right began a righteous backlash! First they accused gays and lesbians of being promiscuous! And when this failed, they began accusing them of having long-term committed monogamous relationships and wanting to get married!
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