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Skizzles
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Over the weekend, I had the wonderful opportunity to wax the dolphin with some olive oil, just for fun.

It kind of fucking sucked, but yea. This morning I wake up to take a piss and it feels like flames are spewing out of my penis. It's kind of like when you get soap in your cock, but this was much fucking worse. So I assume some of the olive oil went into my cock via the "peehole", thus causing this absolutely hellacious burning when I piss.

And it's been burning for about 2 days now, and it's starting to worry me a bit, seeing as how I have taken 6 flaming painful pisses since the incident. So umm, is it doctor time?

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No, it's time to use that no-stick urine of yours for baking.

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In order to answer this question, I must have the backstory behind you jacking off with olive oil.

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You only pee three times a day?

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I hope you have a female doctor who will look at you and call you a dirty, dirty pervert.

And yeah, go to the doctor.

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You only pee three times a day?

It hurts him! He's only going to pee when it becomes absolutely necessary!

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What the fuck is wrong with you?

Olive oil should be used for spaghetti sauce or delicious calzones, never for your penis.

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ew, what the fuck is wrong with you?

i don't get the fascination with trying weird things as lube. find something that works and stick with it.

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If you find a good lube there isn't any sticking, IB.

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Quoted from Tyr:
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Olive oil should be used for spaghetti sauce or delicious calzones, never for your penis.

I disagree coal

But anyway, if you really want the backstory:

I broke up with my girlfriend about 8 days ago, and it was really sad for me, and I kind of went into some lame pseudo depressing in which I ate very sparingly and didn't beat off for 6 days. Well, not beating off or having a wet dream for 6 days = testicular congestion. Now then, at the time I was on a road trip with my mom to Hot Springs VA, the middle of fucking no where. We rented out a nice little cabin in the middle of a field, and when I walked into the kitchen, I saw all these bottles, which I at first thought was liquor and wine, but they had a fucking plethora of olive oils and vinegars. Also, ever since I made that thread in TEZ about not being able to beat off with lube, I have completely turned that around, where it seems that I can no longer dry hand it, but can only successfully get off with lube. Weird, I know, and I am not sure why I had such a sudden change on that. But anyway, I sure as hell didn't bring my trusty KY, and I am sitting on this couch by the kitchen at 1 AM with my balls feeling like they're about to burst, trying to dry hand to no avail. So I picked up an olive oil bottle and went at it, and it worked quite well actually.

More than you ever wanted to know.

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There is not medical literature about freaks like you. What the hell should I do? Maybe ciprofluoxacin?

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I was on a road trip with my mom to Hot Springs VA

You sick asshole.

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I think you will be fine, but if it looks like it's getting irritated, then maybe worry.

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Quoted from Tyr:
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I was on a road trip with my mom to Hot Springs VA

You sick asshole.

no man, not that type of road trip, i swear MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

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You just happened to pack up the bags and head out with mom to a secluded cabin (read: Hot Springs, VA(gina)) full of oil.

I believe you!

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Quoted from Skizzles:
Quoted from Tyr:
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I was on a road trip with my mom to Hot Springs VA

You sick asshole.

no man, not that type of road trip, i swear

Yeah okay.
But uh, I'd suggest a trip to the doctor, just to be safe. It doesn't really sound normal, since you're having so much discomfort when you pee.

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Bacterial infection.

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More than you ever wanted to know.

This is true.

Is it possible that your girlfriend gave you a VD before she broke up with you?

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not beating off or having a wet dream for 6 days = testicular congestion

speak for yourself.

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So after this clears up, are you willing to try other kitchen products?

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Purrrfect timing.

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Maybe you accidentally used the vinegar?

*lightnings*

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is it really that hard to get real lube? i got some for free. i just had to wait 2-3 weeks for delivery.

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My suggestion would be to check to see if there's any handcream around before breaking out the condiments.

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I'm pretty sure the label on the bottle warns against this sort of thing.

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I've used it before with no harm. (but it was extra virgin)

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