Skizzles
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Reply 9 of 68 (Originally posted on: 11-21-04 05:51:58 PM)
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Quoted from Tyr: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Olive oil should be used for spaghetti sauce or delicious calzones, never for your penis.
I disagree 
But anyway, if you really want the backstory:
I broke up with my girlfriend about 8 days ago, and it was really sad for me, and I kind of went into some lame pseudo depressing in which I ate very sparingly and didn't beat off for 6 days. Well, not beating off or having a wet dream for 6 days = testicular congestion. Now then, at the time I was on a road trip with my mom to Hot Springs VA, the middle of fucking no where. We rented out a nice little cabin in the middle of a field, and when I walked into the kitchen, I saw all these bottles, which I at first thought was liquor and wine, but they had a fucking plethora of olive oils and vinegars. Also, ever since I made that thread in TEZ about not being able to beat off with lube, I have completely turned that around, where it seems that I can no longer dry hand it, but can only successfully get off with lube. Weird, I know, and I am not sure why I had such a sudden change on that. But anyway, I sure as hell didn't bring my trusty KY, and I am sitting on this couch by the kitchen at 1 AM with my balls feeling like they're about to burst, trying to dry hand to no avail. So I picked up an olive oil bottle and went at it, and it worked quite well actually.
More than you ever wanted to know.
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