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(Originally posted on: 11-15-04 04:08:00 PM)
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I chanced by this today on wtfpeople.com and thought it was pretty dern funny.
In his own words: "From push up bras to make up, and now to 'sucking it in', girls are fake."

http://www.santoalt.com/suck_it_in.php

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Reply 1 of 79 (Originally posted on: 11-15-04 07:50:41 PM)
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I thought it was down, because I couldn't get on for a couple hours.
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Reply 2 of 79 (Originally posted on: 11-15-04 08:02:26 PM)
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Meh i will still love girls no matter what
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2030, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them - Dave Barry

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Reply 3 of 79 (Originally posted on: 11-15-04 09:46:25 PM)
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Sometimes their pictures are too lol @ duck hunt
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Reply 4 of 79 (Originally posted on: 11-15-04 09:56:22 PM)
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Sometimes their pictures are too lol @ duck hunt


Gold, absolutely sunny golden.
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Reply 5 of 79 (Originally posted on: 11-15-04 10:27:06 PM)
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I saw that on one of those funniest commericals shows.
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Reply 6 of 79 (Originally posted on: 11-16-04 09:06:27 AM)
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These jokes are so fucking tired.
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Reply 7 of 79 (Originally posted on: 11-16-04 09:15:56 AM)
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[serious] I'm sure if guys weren't so obsessed with made-up, stuffed, lifted, and shaped bodies, girls wouldn't worry about trying to "suck it in". [/serious]
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Reply 8 of 79 (Originally posted on: 11-16-04 09:52:27 AM)
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Yea, when was the last time you saw a guy say "Hey, your tits are saggy, you have a gut, and flat ass, but I still like you alot and wanna date you. I think you're hot!"

Ok, so when's the last time you saw a guy UNDER 30 say this to a girl, to clarify.
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Reply 9 of 79 (Originally posted on: 11-16-04 10:07:34 AM)
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No blaming men in this thread. Such a typical female thing to do.
Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
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Reply 10 of 79 (Originally posted on: 11-16-04 10:10:06 AM)
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But I still made a good point. Neeeeener-neeener!!!
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Reply 11 of 79 (Originally posted on: 11-16-04 10:19:18 AM)
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And if guys started to like girls that jumped off bridges would you do that too?
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Reply 12 of 79 (Originally posted on: 11-16-04 10:23:22 AM)
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One can only hope.
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Reply 13 of 79 (Originally posted on: 11-16-04 10:23:55 AM)
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And if guys started to like girls that jumped off bridges would you do that too?

Did I ever say that I personally conformed or represented the female population who practice false advertising? Nooo, cuz i don't, at all, and I agree that it is stupid, but yet guys seem to like it. My point was that guys bitch either way.
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Reply 14 of 79 (Originally posted on: 11-16-04 10:25:41 AM)
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Yeah...women never bitch about anything.

Oh that's right! They complain about everything! And it's worse because they complain about everything we do naturally as men! When is the last time you heard a woman say "You're 300 pounds, balding, bring in a shitty salary, drive a volvo, and my friend says you have a small dick LETS DATE!"

Fuck you and your crappy point.
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Reply 15 of 79 (Originally posted on: 11-16-04 10:35:30 AM)
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Wait, when did I say women never bitch at all? Women and men both bitch about a lot of stuff.

This thread was about women and false advertising, and I disputed it, but it's ok if you're salty, men have PMS too, it's ok i'm a serial-killer :)
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Reply 16 of 79 (Originally posted on: 11-16-04 10:37:38 AM)
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Stop posting in threads like this.
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Reply 17 of 79 (Originally posted on: 11-16-04 10:38:30 AM)
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Men dont buy wallets with fake padding though.
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Reply 18 of 79 (Originally posted on: 11-16-04 10:40:28 AM)
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No but we got the sock stuffing thing down pretty good.
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Reply 19 of 79 (Originally posted on: 11-16-04 10:40:38 AM)
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Stop posting in threads like this.


*petpet* Poor baby.
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Reply 20 of 79 (Originally posted on: 11-16-04 10:41:10 AM)
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Reply 21 of 79 (Originally posted on: 11-16-04 10:41:24 AM)
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Men dont buy wallets with fake padding though.


Hahahaha, but some carry all ones in thier super cool money clips to be "impressive".
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Reply 22 of 79 (Originally posted on: 11-16-04 10:41:55 AM)
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Stop posting in threads like this.



OK MASTER OF THIS THREAD!!!
You can fake it for the papers
but I'm on to you.
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Reply 23 of 79 (Originally posted on: 11-16-04 10:42:35 AM)
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Quoted from greenidentity:
Quoted from Smokey:
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Stop posting in threads like this.



OK MASTER OF THIS THREAD!!!


Thanks.
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Reply 24 of 79 (Originally posted on: 11-16-04 10:44:21 AM)
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MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS Weak sauce.

Anyways, I agree with most guys that the padded bras and all that are aggravating. I am not a guy, but I think it might be more appealing if a girl is natural and being herself insyead of hiding under a buncha foam. I can't even go to buy a bra that is natural with no padding these days, and it's frustrating. But then again, the types of guys who are attracted to things like that, what does that say about them? Exactly.
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