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(Originally posted on: 09-12-02 09:21:31 AM)
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Ah, the War on Terror. Nothing says "Killing people is Bad" like killing a whole bunch of people. Of course, seeing that the War on Terror ended up in so many Americans dying, mostly from friendly fire, it makes me wonder why America didn't decide to wage the war against terror on itself to avenge its actions against itself, no doubt ending in more deaths.

And there were plenty, Americans, weddings, the British, Afghanis, some bad guys, pretty much anybody in Afghanistan was at risk from being killed. Except, it seems, Osama bin Laden, who not only wasn't killed, but seemed to have escaped the clutches of the Flying Mighty Eagle... or something.

Quoted from Detroit Daily News:

January 13th, 2002

American officials leading the war in Afghanistan from boats in the Mediterranean have finally conceded that Osama Bin Laden may have escaped from Afghanistan, into Pakistan, and into the rest of the world.
"We must have escaped" a media representative told a semi-crowded room of reporters "We've already been looking for months, the only other conclusion we can come up with is we're incompetent!" Of course we all laughed at his funny joke and waited for him to stand up again as he continued.
"We have plenty of leads to his whereabouts, we set up a 1900 number and we've been advertising it on such mainstream as Barbie.com, Conspiracytheory.org and many other well visited pornography sites. The calls have been pouring in."
But as we go into the community, does anyone really have any idea? Where in the world is Osama Bin Laden?
"I saw him heading North in a boat that had a flag with green and red stripes" one sailor was quoted as saying. Another man at the library said "He wanted to know more about countries that were part of the Roman Empire".
"The way I see it we have three choices" George Bush said "Three choices and three choices only, although I believe the math game has four. He is either in Great Britain, Italy or Ukraine. Our intelligence officers then narrowed it down to Italy because he wouldn't be foolish enough to go to Great Britain and basically we don't know where the Ukraine is but those Islamic Commie Arabs better stay the hell away from my truck!"
So the hunt for Osama Bin Laden and the world's largest diamond continues. Right now Osama is almost certainly in a city in Italy with only a bank, a library and an airport. The United States task force is currently sending waves of troops, unexploded missiles and Helicopters manned by inane and retarded pilots. We caught up with some of these brave and drunken pilots and one of the ones able to speak some structured English had this to say:
"We're going to ITALY for AMERICA! We're going to crash our helicopters for AMERICA! I Love you Dads!"


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Reply 1 of 8 (Originally posted on: 09-12-02 09:27:24 AM)
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FOOLS! How can they say that I am in Italy ?!
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Reply 2 of 8 (Originally posted on: 09-12-02 11:08:39 AM)
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Then where are you?

Oklahoma?
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Reply 3 of 8 (Originally posted on: 09-12-02 02:08:22 PM)
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obviously france.
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Reply 4 of 8 (Originally posted on: 09-12-02 05:46:52 PM)
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I'm in the USA. Go ahead and blow up your own country.
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Reply 5 of 8 (Originally posted on: 09-12-02 06:16:19 PM)
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Oh, we're blowing it up. In our own way. Crime and drugs! Woo!
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Reply 6 of 8 (Originally posted on: 09-12-02 07:46:07 PM)
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Oh, we're blowing it up. In our own way. Crime and drugs! Woo!


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Reply 7 of 8 (Originally posted on: 09-12-02 07:47:24 PM)
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And Italians!
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making jabs at each other is what the internet is for you fucking idiots. oh, and for stealing things.

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Reply 8 of 8 (Originally posted on: 09-12-02 07:50:06 PM)
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Except Italians do bring some positive aspects, like excessive pubic hair.
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