Stoffel
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(Originally posted on: 09-11-02 04:20:47 PM)
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I ordered one just for the hell of it...and because its one hell of a kinky sex toy. So I will rate it for you little sex fiends out there. :p
On a scale on one to ten, I would give it about a 7.
The broom is about four foot long, about an inch diameter brown plastic handle, with actual broom brush on one end. It weighs less than a pound, and is easy to handle.
Pros: The broom looks well built, or at least what you can expect from a chinese made toy. Its light weight enough that it could probably be used in any position. On the front end of the broom handle, is a upward curved knob, perfect for reaching that hard to get to G spot on a woman. If you prefer to ride the broom, the "V" shaped knot in the handle is a perfect clitorial stimulator. The vibrating effect is about a medium vibrator power. I've seen alot more powerfull, but for $20 it is a good deal.
Cons: The plastic handle is caste in two pieces, leaving a slight edge along the handle. This could be a problem when inserted into the vagina. Either you will need to use a condom or other protective device over it, or file and sand down the edge smooth. Another annoying aspect is the sound effects. Although it might add to the role playing aspect of fore play, a loud "whish" in the throws of orgasm could be a real mood killer. The broom needs a sound off option.
Another real bummer is that after opening the package, there was a big "this broom does not really fly" label on it. I was hoping to have a flying broom for $20, and I think I may sue amazon.com for false advertising.
Man I cant wait until I my g/f comes back! :p
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