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(Originally posted on: 09-11-02 04:20:47 PM)
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I ordered one just for the hell of it...and because its one hell of a kinky sex toy. So I will rate it for you little sex fiends out there. :p

On a scale on one to ten, I would give it about a 7.

The broom is about four foot long, about an inch diameter brown plastic handle, with actual broom brush on one end. It weighs less than a pound, and is easy to handle.

Pros: The broom looks well built, or at least what you can expect from a chinese made toy. Its light weight enough that it could probably be used in any position. On the front end of the broom handle, is a upward curved knob, perfect for reaching that hard to get to G spot on a woman. If you prefer to ride the broom, the "V" shaped knot in the handle is a perfect clitorial stimulator. The vibrating effect is about a medium vibrator power. I've seen alot more powerfull, but for $20 it is a good deal.

Cons: The plastic handle is caste in two pieces, leaving a slight edge along the handle. This could be a problem when inserted into the vagina. Either you will need to use a condom or other protective device over it, or file and sand down the edge smooth. Another annoying aspect is the sound effects. Although it might add to the role playing aspect of fore play, a loud "whish" in the throws of orgasm could be a real mood killer. The broom needs a sound off option.

Another real bummer is that after opening the package, there was a big "this broom does not really fly" label on it. I was hoping to have a flying broom for $20, and I think I may sue amazon.com for false advertising.

Man I cant wait until I my g/f comes back! :p
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Reply 1 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-11-02 04:44:19 PM)
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ahahaha this thread is great! I'm giving it a 5.
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Reply 2 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-11-02 04:44:53 PM)
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omg pix plz.
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Reply 3 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-11-02 04:51:44 PM)
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Can I join your club?

Please?

I'll do anything.
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Reply 4 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-11-02 05:21:06 PM)
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There was something similar at Amazon, a person's review about how this guy's 17 year old loves this toy, an how it vibrates and such, but it apperas to be deleted.


this
I now know why doves cry.

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Reply 5 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-11-02 05:31:32 PM)
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Quoted from Mr Pixies:

this


am i the only one scared by smug "i'm creaming my pants right now" look on that kid's face?
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Reply 6 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-11-02 05:56:01 PM)
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Stoffel! Be sure to videotape your girlfriend using that broom for us, ok?
"Wheezy looks kind of ugly" - Nail Bunny
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"I HOPE YOU GET CANCER!" - Wheezy
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Reply 7 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-11-02 07:04:47 PM)
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Open the broom up and disconnect the speaker. That will fix the pesky noises. And get some epoxy or something to seal up the edges.
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Reply 8 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-11-02 07:13:10 PM)
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Of course FMP knows all about the broom....
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Reply 9 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-11-02 09:30:38 PM)
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He uses it on 7-year-old Sadie and himself...
*is Greek, nonetheless*
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Reply 10 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-12-02 08:05:10 AM)
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Quoted from Lovely Insanity:
Can I join your club?

Please?

I'll do anything.


Anything you say? >i'm a serial-killer :) I'll send you the broom if you post pics. :p j/k

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There was something similar at Amazon, a person's review about how this guy's 17 year old loves this toy, an how it vibrates and such, but it apperas to be deleted.


yep, there was. I made a thread about it here. 17 year olds do love the toy. big grin

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Stoffel! Be sure to videotape your girlfriend using that broom for us, ok?

umm, no? I'm not a sick bastard like that. Besides, I dont have a video camera. Will pics work for you? :p

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Open the broom up and disconnect the speaker. That will fix the pesky noises. And get some epoxy or something to seal up the edges.

You really scare the shit out of me sometimes... :p


I'll get pics of the broom, nothing more. Well, maybe a bit more.
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Reply 11 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-12-02 08:48:03 AM)
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Quoted from Stoffel:

I'll get pics of the broom, nothing more. Well, maybe a bit more.


like penetration?
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Reply 12 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-12-02 09:27:24 AM)
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Post pix of random mexican people eating confectionary at the local Milko Baro!
I'm a Bloody Aussie!

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Reply 13 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-12-02 10:49:10 AM)
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no no no...

penetration.
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Reply 14 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-12-02 11:11:38 AM)
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I must also vote for penetration.
"Wheezy looks kind of ugly" - Nail Bunny
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"Wheezy is a kind, respectful young man." - Dimitrios
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Reply 15 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-12-02 12:22:29 PM)
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i also vote for penetration.
And I don't know how you feel
but I'll make you a deal
if you make it out alive.
My shoulders and ears are all yours my dear.
I hope it comes as no suprise.
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Reply 16 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-12-02 12:29:28 PM)
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Then penetration it is!

*awaits the return of Stoffel*
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"Wheezy is a kind, respectful young man." - Dimitrios
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Reply 17 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-12-02 01:11:09 PM)
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Hey damnit, my g/f is in florida and I wont see her until thanksgiving, so either way, the only penetration pics you would get would involve me, and theres no way I'm putting a vibrating harry potter broom in my ass, taking pictures of it, and posting them here. I just dont swing that way...

I'll go take some pictures of mexicans eating candy at whatever the hell the place brad was talking about.
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Reply 18 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-12-02 02:00:45 PM)
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tsk tsk.

we're waiting.
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Reply 19 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-12-02 08:48:37 PM)
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Quoted from Flaming Arrow:
Stoffel! Be sure to videotape your girlfriend using that broom for us, ok?


Please?
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Reply 20 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-12-02 08:50:10 PM)
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DANI! PERVERT!

I want to see pics too!!!
*is Greek, nonetheless*
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Reply 21 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-12-02 08:51:29 PM)
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*sends Magus to her uploaded files*
buck futter!
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Reply 22 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-12-02 09:56:47 PM)
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I WANT TO SEE SOME FUCKING MEXICANS EATING CONFECTIONS, DAMNIT
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Reply 23 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-12-02 09:59:53 PM)
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::hands vash cotton candy::

hes half mexican, that should count.
And I don't know how you feel
but I'll make you a deal
if you make it out alive.
My shoulders and ears are all yours my dear.
I hope it comes as no suprise.
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Reply 24 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-12-02 10:02:04 PM)
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Well, I am Mexican, now give me some candy.
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