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(Originally posted on: 09-10-02 06:29:00 AM)
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Think a lack of Front Page will stop me making a mockery of the values that you hold dear? Heckfire no! Before the Forum disasters of late July I had planned to do a Front Page update every day this week to commemerate September 11 by looking back at the events of last years (snigger) trajedy. I've collected Online newspaper clippings from around the world wide web and now I'm going to share them with you (unless someone objects).

Day One: The Aftermath of the Terror

No one will forget to remember the events of September 17. But what people might forget is the after effects of the terror, no doubt because their minds have been blunted by bad television. The anthrax scares, throwing rocks at Arab "commies", blonde maidens in night gowns constantly screaming in distress. And who can forget this little gem;

Quoted from Hick'sville Daily News:

Anthrax Death a Hoax

23/11/2001
A man believed to have died from an Anthrax Terror attack after suffering for 3 days in a local hospital has been proven to have died of "other causes".

A full scale investigation was launched after Billy "Fatass" Anderson, a 37 year old plumber was found collapsed outside a milk bar not far from his house. He was thought to be crazed, mumbling about "needing one of those little spoons" and complainig about his shirt. When the Ambulance arrived the paramedics rolled the 240 lb man onto his back, indeed revealing prominent white stains of powder on his shirt. Immediately authorities we called in and sealed off the area.

Later in hospital the man awoke for a short amount of time to answer questions. As it turned out the man was sent a package containing a white substance which he mistook for sherbert. Little more was released and the man died shortly after.

An Inspection of his house revealed the alleged substance, apparently a mob delivery had slipped up, letting a 20 ounce block of pure cocaine arrive in the mans letterbox.
"He had eaten more than half of it" one guy in a yellow suit said.


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Reply 1 of 17 (Originally posted on: 09-10-02 08:39:38 AM)
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What were the events of September 17 ?
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Reply 2 of 17 (Originally posted on: 09-10-02 10:47:54 AM)
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Hahaha! Cocaine. That's hilarious.

Good one, Brad.
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Reply 3 of 17 (Originally posted on: 09-10-02 03:30:48 PM)
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Who the fuck would EAT cocain ?
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Reply 4 of 17 (Originally posted on: 09-10-02 05:24:57 PM)
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A guy that mistook it for sherbert?
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Reply 5 of 17 (Originally posted on: 09-10-02 09:07:49 PM)
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Sherbert, cocaine...
HOW DO YOU FUCKING CONFUSE THEM?
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Reply 6 of 17 (Originally posted on: 09-10-02 09:17:17 PM)
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never under-estimate the stupidity of people.
And I don't know how you feel
but I'll make you a deal
if you make it out alive.
My shoulders and ears are all yours my dear.
I hope it comes as no suprise.
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Reply 7 of 17 (Originally posted on: 09-10-02 09:17:19 PM)
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Quoted from antpocas:
Who the fuck would EAT cocain ?


Wait..you mean you don't ??? Ah shit.
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Reply 8 of 17 (Originally posted on: 09-10-02 09:22:14 PM)
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that guy would have died almost instantly. his fucking heart would have exploded within a minute at most.
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but I'll make you a deal
if you make it out alive.
My shoulders and ears are all yours my dear.
I hope it comes as no suprise.
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Reply 9 of 17 (Originally posted on: 09-10-02 09:34:50 PM)
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*Crunch-crunch-crunch*

Quote:
that guy would have died almost instantly. his fucking heart would have exploded within a minute at most.


*...crunch...*

*Explodes*

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Reply 10 of 17 (Originally posted on: 09-11-02 04:39:24 AM)
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Funniest thing I've read in ages. This reminds me why I still come to INTL even though I detest using the f word.
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Reply 11 of 17 (Originally posted on: 09-11-02 06:44:17 AM)
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OH MY FUCKING GOD! DID MOMMY TELL YOU THAT FUCK IS A BAD WORD ?!?!?! FUCK!!!!
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Reply 12 of 17 (Originally posted on: 09-11-02 06:47:04 AM)
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Nah, I just get really uncomfortable when I myself say it. I do use it occasionally - when I really, really, really, blow my stack.
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Reply 13 of 17 (Originally posted on: 09-11-02 03:19:45 PM)
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Quoted from johnleemk:
Nah, I just get really uncomfortable when I myself say it. I do use it occasionally - when I really, really, really, blow my stack.

Man, if I could blow my own stack, I would never leave the house. :p
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Reply 14 of 17 (Originally posted on: 09-11-02 03:24:56 PM)
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But you can... And you don't :S
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Reply 15 of 17 (Originally posted on: 09-11-02 03:26:56 PM)
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Quoted from Stoffel:
Quoted from johnleemk:
Nah, I just get really uncomfortable when I myself say it. I do use it occasionally - when I really, really, really, blow my stack.

Man, if I could blow my own stack, I would never leave the house. :p

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Reply 16 of 17 (Originally posted on: 09-11-02 07:33:15 PM)
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No offense, but that wasn't all that funny.

I mean sherbert? Come on...that's not even trying. Maybe if he thought it was the powder one uses to make Jell-O.
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Reply 17 of 17 (Originally posted on: 09-11-02 07:35:48 PM)
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Quoted from antpocas:
Quoted from Stoffel:
Quoted from johnleemk:
Nah, I just get really uncomfortable when I myself say it. I do use it occasionally - when I really, really, really, blow my stack.

Man, if I could blow my own stack, I would never leave the house. :p

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