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(Originally posted on: 10-11-04 08:54:45 AM)
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The Diary Of An Alcoholic
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Reply 1 of 31 (Originally posted on: 10-11-04 09:18:46 AM)
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The important thing is that you learned a valuable lesson.
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Reply 2 of 31 (Originally posted on: 10-11-04 09:30:39 AM)
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The very small reply to view ratio makes me think I failed horribly with the funny per usual MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
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Reply 3 of 31 (Originally posted on: 10-11-04 09:34:50 AM)
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Ha, I used to have one of those fan hats as well. Works wonders for getting weird looks in public.

Also, why are you drinking milk with liquor? Doesn't milk counteract liquor, as in, make you puke up whatever you have in your stomach at the time? Last few times I drank milk after drinking liquor I was puking within the hour.
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Reply 4 of 31 (Originally posted on: 10-11-04 09:36:01 AM)
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No, no, this wasn't all that bad. I'd say this is an above average Nova post.
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Reply 5 of 31 (Originally posted on: 10-11-04 09:40:33 AM)
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Quoted from Imperialist:
No, no, this wasn't all that bad. I'd say this is an above average Nova post.


I agree. This thread actually went somewhere. Somewhere being a 30 minute drive for NA beer.
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Reply 6 of 31 (Originally posted on: 10-11-04 09:53:19 AM)
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The best part was when you guys realized the Beck's was non-alcoholic. Man, you should have seen the looks on your guys's faces.
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Reply 7 of 31 (Originally posted on: 10-11-04 10:35:19 AM)
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I should have just let him drink the five non-alcoholic beer and then he would have bragged to me about having a really high tolerance. Either that, or he would have gotten drunk via the placebo effect.
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Reply 8 of 31 (Originally posted on: 10-11-04 11:41:56 AM)
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Maggie looks like she may be gaining weight. That, or her coat is just frizzing.
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Reply 9 of 31 (Originally posted on: 10-11-04 11:49:48 AM)
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cool, but seriusly, i spotted that non-alcohol sign 4Km's away omg yah rite fag lol
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Reply 10 of 31 (Originally posted on: 10-11-04 12:51:01 PM)
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I noticed it when i first looked at the fridge photo, and thought "what the hell".

Then i realized that it was what the story was going to be about.
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Reply 11 of 31 (Originally posted on: 10-11-04 01:08:57 PM)
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I love the very 1980s solid wood tv. I think it would of been better to let you drink the non alcoholic beer. Let you THINK you were getting drunk...oh so many possibilties.
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Reply 12 of 31 (Originally posted on: 10-11-04 03:47:27 PM)
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cool, but seriusly, i spotted that non-alcohol sign 4Km's away omg yah rite fag lol


I'm not very observative of shit like that.

In 19 years, I have never ever seen non alcoholic beer except in grocery stores. I live in a family that has 4 people who all drink alcohol fairly regularily.

I don't read beer labels to see if there is alcohol MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
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Reply 13 of 31 (Originally posted on: 10-11-04 03:53:45 PM)
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Nick: adam drink this beer

Adam: OKAY, down the hatch

Nick: HA you didnt read the label, now you have the plague.

Adam: NOOO I DONT READ LABELS
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Reply 14 of 31 (Originally posted on: 10-11-04 05:06:57 PM)
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Good thread, terrible life.
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Reply 15 of 31 (Originally posted on: 10-11-04 05:49:18 PM)
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heh, made me chuckle. my roomate bught non-alcoholic beer this summer, we laughed at him for a good while, then spent the rest of the evening pawning it off on unsuspecting beer drinkers. most people noticed after the first couple sips, but very few looked at the label before they opened it. most people drank it anyway cause they don't mind the taste and there was little else. it really is something you just don't think about.
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Reply 16 of 31 (Originally posted on: 10-11-04 06:46:30 PM)
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Maggie looks like a fatty, but animals do take after their masters.
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Reply 17 of 31 (Originally posted on: 10-11-04 07:24:32 PM)
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Awesome TV there, Scotian.
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Reply 18 of 31 (Originally posted on: 10-11-04 07:32:57 PM)
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Maggie looks like a fatty, but animals do take after their masters.

It's funny because Maggie's actually at a very deceiving angle in that picture. I would say that she is one of the skinniest dogs I have ever seen. You can feel her bones with you pet her.
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Reply 19 of 31 (Originally posted on: 10-11-04 08:54:30 PM)
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Also, why are you drinking milk with liquor? Doesn't milk counteract liquor, as in, make you puke up whatever you have in your stomach at the time?


Do you mean drinking milk after they'd drank beer, or drinking milk with Kahlua? Because the latter is very common. The former...kinda dumb but whatever gets your drunk I suppose.


Good story Adam, I always like the picture stories...and guys Maggie is totally not fat. That's an incredibly deceiving picture.
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Reply 20 of 31 (Originally posted on: 10-12-04 12:34:51 AM)
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Do you mean drinking milk after they'd drank beer, or drinking milk with Kahlua? Because the latter is very common. The former...kinda dumb but whatever gets your drunk I suppose.




Milk with any liquor all together, I mean. Everyone I know that has ingested milk during/after and occasionally shortly before drinking moderate to large amounts of alcohol has puked from it. Something about milk curdling in your stomach when it mixes with the alcohol. I can't even stomach it the morning after, for some reason.
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Reply 21 of 31 (Originally posted on: 10-12-04 03:13:16 AM)
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The funny thing is, I'm not sure I myself have ever watched an episode of Family Guy while sober.

And very few while entirely conscious. I asked my friends, and apparently neither have they.

Just one of those things, I guess.
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Reply 22 of 31 (Originally posted on: 10-12-04 09:39:49 AM)
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Quoted from Wandering Idiot:
Quoted from kayte:

Do you mean drinking milk after they'd drank beer, or drinking milk with Kahlua? Because the latter is very common. The former...kinda dumb but whatever gets your drunk I suppose.




Milk with any liquor all together, I mean. Everyone I know that has ingested milk during/after and occasionally shortly before drinking moderate to large amounts of alcohol has puked from it. Something about milk curdling in your stomach when it mixes with the alcohol. I can't even stomach it the morning after, for some reason.


Ever heard of a white russian?? Ever heard of whiskey shots with milk chasers? There are a hundred other very popular drinks with milk and half and/or half in them.

I actually really enjoyed this post Adam, it made me giggle.

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cool, but seriusly, i spotted that non-alcohol sign 4Km's away omg yah rite fag lol


Holy shit you are so much cooler than all of us with your intelligence! What a bunch of dumbasses we are in comparison!!
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Reply 23 of 31 (Originally posted on: 10-12-04 09:53:07 AM)
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Reply 24 of 31 (Originally posted on: 10-12-04 10:05:26 AM)
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I think you may be overreacting.
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