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(Originally posted on: 10-10-04 02:08:20 PM)
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So I have been ordering all my clothes off ebay lately, I am able to get hot designer stuff at incredibly low prices, so I have been buying like mad.

Well, this pair of Gucci jeans I had ordered arrived at my doorstep today. I was on the top floor of my town house just chilling and waiting for the mailman to come deliver them. I was watching my neighbor out the window gardening in his front lawn. I see the FedEx truck pull up to my house, and I see my neighbor look shiftily over to my house. I wasn't expecting the mail so early, so I needed to get dressed to meet the mailman at the door, so I just decided to wait until the mailman was gone and pick up the package after he left. Well, the mailman rings my doorbell, I am watching out the window, and I see my neighbor watching my house quite attentively...The mailman leaves the package at my doorstep and gets in his truck and leaves, and I watch in amazement as my neighbor walks across the street, right up my steps, picks up my package and runs back across the street and into his house. Holy shit, what sick and twisted being steals packages off their neighbors doorsteps? So now I am here, it's been about 30 minutes since he took the package and I haven't seen him leave my house since. Should I call the cops? Isn't tampering with mail a federal offense? Should I go over there and confront him about it?
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Reply 1 of 78 (Originally posted on: 10-10-04 02:23:02 PM)
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Try confronting him about it. It depends on how small he is and how intimidating you are. If you can't reason with them then call the cops.
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Reply 2 of 78 (Originally posted on: 10-10-04 02:38:39 PM)
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Go over there RIGHT NOW. And take a gun.


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Reply 3 of 78 (Originally posted on: 10-10-04 02:53:41 PM)
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Go over and say I saw you do it.
If not call the cops im sure the mail carrier will have records he delivered you mail.
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Reply 4 of 78 (Originally posted on: 10-10-04 02:58:39 PM)
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Take a shotgun over there.
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Reply 5 of 78 (Originally posted on: 10-10-04 02:59:28 PM)
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That is absolutely strange... I can't imagine that happening.
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Reply 6 of 78 (Originally posted on: 10-10-04 03:03:29 PM)
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Firstly, you're a moron for ordering designer shit off of ebay. Its pretty much a guarantee that its all fake shit. If you're into that 'I but my clothes off the back of a truck' look, whatever, go for it, but if you actually want to dress reasonably wait until you can afford legit product.

Just confront the guy and tell him if he doesn't give it back you will bring the heat down on him.
You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hustles and scores, that's all I do she says, she says 10 bucks for head, 15 for half and half, she says, 3 hits a day at 35 per. You say thats 7 tricks a day at least but she says, sometimes I get lucky, once this guy gives me a bill and a half just to eat me, only time I ever came. You figure you can save her, you sell your color TV that keeps her off the streets a whole day, you hawk your typewrighter for one jolt, then your shotgun, your watch, a week later you say listen I'm a little short, but she says no scratch, no snatch. You say look, it is better to give, but she says, be gone - creep. One night they spot you on the street in your skivvies, tryin to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are but they nail you, then she happens by and she says, Christ you look fucked, she says, hang tough. But you don't say anything.

You just think what a bum wrap for a nice sensitive guy like me.
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Reply 7 of 78 (Originally posted on: 10-10-04 03:05:05 PM)
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People do that here a lot.
Yeah, tell him you saw him and that it's illegal to do.
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Reply 8 of 78 (Originally posted on: 10-10-04 03:07:49 PM)
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c-mon you fucking pussy!
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Reply 9 of 78 (Originally posted on: 10-10-04 03:09:37 PM)
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Quoted from asthetik:
Firstly, you're a moron for ordering designer shit off of ebay. Its pretty much a guarantee that its all fake shit. If you're into that 'I but my clothes off the back of a truck' look, whatever, go for it, but if you actually want to dress reasonably wait until you can afford legit product.


"Legit product"? Who the fuck are you kidding? How can you take yourself seriously? It's not like he's buying fucking pharmaceutical drugs off of ebay. Way to be a tool, Hessian.
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Reply 10 of 78 (Originally posted on: 10-10-04 03:11:32 PM)
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Get your package or go Unabomber all over his ass next time.
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Reply 11 of 78 (Originally posted on: 10-10-04 03:19:36 PM)
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That's so...creepy. Yeah I'd probably just march over there and tell him you saw him, and you're going to call the cops, because as said tampering with mail is a big no-no.
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Reply 12 of 78 (Originally posted on: 10-10-04 03:21:40 PM)
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Quoted from ice:
Quoted from asthetik:
Firstly, you're a moron for ordering designer shit off of ebay. Its pretty much a guarantee that its all fake shit. If you're into that 'I but my clothes off the back of a truck' look, whatever, go for it, but if you actually want to dress reasonably wait until you can afford legit product.


"Legit product"? Who the fuck are you kidding? How can you take yourself seriously? It's not like he's buying fucking pharmaceutical drugs off of ebay. Way to be a tool, Hessian.

What he's trying to say is that faked designer clothing often looks worse and is of worse quality than the real thing.
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Reply 13 of 78 (Originally posted on: 10-10-04 03:23:09 PM)
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"Legit product"? Who the fuck are you kidding? How can you take yourself seriously?


Go drink on the sidewalk or get a 'punk will never die' tattoo or whatever the fuck it is you aspire to, you shitface. Have fun working for minimum wage.

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It's not like he's buying fucking pharmaceutical drugs off of ebay. Way to be a tool, Hessian.


No, fuck you. People that wear fake Versace or Louis Vuitton are fucking pathetic. Theres a reason why legitimate designer stuff is expensive.

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What he's trying to say is that faked designer clothing often looks worse and has worse quality than the real thing.


Its like buying a Lamborghini Diablo body kit for your Pontiac Fiero.
You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hustles and scores, that's all I do she says, she says 10 bucks for head, 15 for half and half, she says, 3 hits a day at 35 per. You say thats 7 tricks a day at least but she says, sometimes I get lucky, once this guy gives me a bill and a half just to eat me, only time I ever came. You figure you can save her, you sell your color TV that keeps her off the streets a whole day, you hawk your typewrighter for one jolt, then your shotgun, your watch, a week later you say listen I'm a little short, but she says no scratch, no snatch. You say look, it is better to give, but she says, be gone - creep. One night they spot you on the street in your skivvies, tryin to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are but they nail you, then she happens by and she says, Christ you look fucked, she says, hang tough. But you don't say anything.

You just think what a bum wrap for a nice sensitive guy like me.

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Reply 14 of 78 (Originally posted on: 10-10-04 03:25:25 PM)
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Theres a reason why legitimate designer stuff is expensive.

Only because dumbasses are willing to pay that much.
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Reply 15 of 78 (Originally posted on: 10-10-04 03:38:59 PM)
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Go drink on the sidewalk or get a 'punk will never die' tattoo or whatever the fuck it is you aspire to, you shitface. Have fun working for minimum wage.


Go take E and drive in your riced up Honda Civic over to fucking Express Jeans and drop a hundred bucks for a goddamn logo, you, and I'll say it again, fucking tool.

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No, fuck you. People that wear fake Versace or Louis Vuitton are fucking pathetic. Theres a reason why legitimate designer stuff is expensive.


People who wear real Versace or Louis Vuitton are even more fucking pathetic because they spent half of their paycheck on it.
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Reply 16 of 78 (Originally posted on: 10-10-04 03:42:17 PM)
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Theres a reason why legitimate designer stuff is expensive.


The problem is that the nearest Gucci dealership is 3 states away. All of the shit I got off ebay is 100% authentic, because they come with the certificate of authenticity that you can only get when you purchase off a real Gucci dealership, plus I did pay quite a hefty amount for this stuff. If I do find out any of this shit is fake, I'll take it up with paypal and own the sorry ass of whoever sold it to me.

Oh, by the way, I went over to the dudes house and rang his doorbell a couple times, and he didn't answer, so I just got done calling the cops and they are on the way.
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Reply 17 of 78 (Originally posted on: 10-10-04 03:45:37 PM)
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Good Decisions. Tell us how it turns out.
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Reply 18 of 78 (Originally posted on: 10-10-04 03:46:48 PM)
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Go take E and drive in your riced up Honda Civic over to fucking Express Jeans and drop a hundred bucks for a goddamn logo, you, and I'll say it again, fucking tool.



Atleast mine were somewhat accurate, you fucking degenerate.

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People who wear real Versace or Louis Vuitton are even more fucking pathetic because they spent half of their paycheck on it.


And yet they still get laid more than you do.

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The problem is that the nearest Gucci dealership is 3 states away. All of the shit I got off ebay is 100% authentic, because they come with the certificate of authenticity that you can only get when you purchase off a real Gucci dealership, plus I did pay quite a hefty amount for this stuff. If I do find out any of this shit is fake, I'll take it up with paypal and own the sorry ass of whoever sold it to me.


Let me know if you see any Gucci loafers, I could go for a pair of those.
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You just think what a bum wrap for a nice sensitive guy like me.
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Reply 19 of 78 (Originally posted on: 10-10-04 03:50:57 PM)
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because they come with the certificate of authenticity that you can only get when you purchase off a real Gucci dealership


If they can fake clothing then they can, probably, just maybe, fake a certificate.
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Reply 20 of 78 (Originally posted on: 10-10-04 04:05:11 PM)
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cop car just pulled up, gogogogo.
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Reply 21 of 78 (Originally posted on: 10-10-04 04:13:00 PM)
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You now have my full attention. While calling the cops was the right idea, you should also call your local postmaster. Stealing mail is a federal crime, and it comes with hefty fines and prison time.
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Reply 22 of 78 (Originally posted on: 10-10-04 04:31:47 PM)
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You now have my full attention. While calling the cops was the right idea, you should also call your local postmaster. Stealing mail is a federal crime, and it comes with hefty fines and prison time.

It was FedEx. Does the same thing apply to FedEx?
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Reply 23 of 78 (Originally posted on: 10-10-04 04:33:25 PM)
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full attention, right here. oh, take pictures kid, take lots of pictures.

also, those of you going on about designer clothes, few things; one, you are paying for the logo, two, you are paying for the name. and three, thats a good thing.

if you ever wear a suit 12 hours a day, you'll notice you gladly pay two times as much for that armani suit than for that wallmart, or whatever you have there, homebrand suit. its expensive (only reasonable levels of expensive) because its quality stuff. its quality stuff, partially guaranteed because the name is on it.

thats how the world works, go play with your socialistic, anti-kapitalism world views in your neighbors sandbox. come back when you actually get a taste of what you're bitching about.

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You now have my full attention. While calling the cops was the right idea, you should also call your local postmaster. Stealing mail is a federal crime, and it comes with hefty fines and prison time.

It was FedEx. Does the same thing apply to FedEx?
Isn't it still stealing personal property regardless?
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Reply 24 of 78 (Originally posted on: 10-10-04 04:39:37 PM)
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if you ever wear a suit 12 hours a day, you'll notice you gladly pay two times as much for that armani suit than for that wallmart, or whatever you have there, homebrand suit. its expensive (only reasonable levels of expensive) because its quality stuff. its quality stuff, partially guaranteed because the name is on it.

You don't have to buy Walmart brand to get something cheaper than some overpriced designer. There's quality products that don't cost nearly as much as those designers, and the only preceivable difference is the logo. And, personally, I think it's stupid to blow a ton of money on a name when you can get something that functions identically for much less.

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Isn't it still stealing personal property regardless?
Yeah but it isn't a federal offense.

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