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(Originally posted on: 10-09-04 05:54:04 AM)
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A south park-ish political comedy with puppets! Ok, I was never big on the whole South Park thing and Matt Stone and Trey Parker don't really strike me as quality film makers...but the South Park movie was fucking funny, and if America needs anything right now it's a Puppet movie, like the comedy skits I used to watch on TV when I was 10, that makes fun of our current situation. What do you think about the trailers of this movie? What I've seen so far are plenty of rediculous trailers and a major endorsement by Phil Hendrie. I know Hendrie doesn't have a big following on this forum but I consider him a comedic radio genius and if he endorses it, there must be SOMETHING to it. So far it looks great!

PS: I think Hendrie is involved in the voice work.
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Reply 1 of 23 (Originally posted on: 10-09-04 07:53:50 AM)
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I'll probably go see it next week, though tonight is a special screening or something. It should be very funny, though I've heard they had some problems with the mpaa.
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Reply 2 of 23 (Originally posted on: 10-09-04 08:30:23 AM)
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Apperantly there was a puppet-blow-job scene and the MPAA wanted to make it NC-17 becuse of it. Some say that it's just a cover for the fact that it makes fun of the Administration, and that's illegal; like when they tried to make Farenheit 9/11 rated R.

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Reply 3 of 23 (Originally posted on: 10-09-04 12:16:52 PM)
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hmm.....from what i have seen in the trailer, it just seems to onesided for me, by that i mean, 100% pro america "let's make fun of arabs"......which i have seen enough of in flash games after 9/11
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Reply 4 of 23 (Originally posted on: 10-09-04 01:10:56 PM)
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Surt, it's making fun of the main characters, that's the whole idea. It's called satire.
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Reply 5 of 23 (Originally posted on: 10-09-04 01:22:40 PM)
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Matt Stone and Trey Parker are the gods of satire. All of the newer South Park episodes are brilliant reflections of the idiocy of society. Ex: the ladder to heaven episode.

Because of their genius, and the marionettes, I really want to see this movie.
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Reply 6 of 23 (Originally posted on: 10-09-04 03:29:37 PM)
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Surt, it's making fun of the main characters, that's the whole idea. It's called satire.


I know what satire is, the trailer just gave me an image that the making fun was solely directed at the "enemies of the us", a one sided show.........but i'll watch it anyways, and i think i just got the wrong impression, i sure hope that, cause i love south park.....
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Reply 7 of 23 (Originally posted on: 10-09-04 05:45:16 PM)
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Quoted from Surt:
Quoted from nimo:
Surt, it's making fun of the main characters, that's the whole idea. It's called satire.


I know what satire is, the trailer just gave me an image that the making fun was solely directed at the "enemies of the us", a one sided show.........but i'll watch it anyways, and i think i just got the wrong impression, i sure hope that, cause i love south park.....


Yeah, don't worry, it's definitely not a "yay for America" kind of movie.
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Reply 8 of 23 (Originally posted on: 10-09-04 06:04:29 PM)
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Quoted from nimo:
Quoted from Surt:
Quoted from nimo:
Surt, it's making fun of the main characters, that's the whole idea. It's called satire.


I know what satire is, the trailer just gave me an image that the making fun was solely directed at the "enemies of the us", a one sided show.........but i'll watch it anyways, and i think i just got the wrong impression, i sure hope that, cause i love south park.....


Yeah, don't worry, it's definitely not a "yay for America" kind of movie.


In fact I think it was made to be the antithesis of that.
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Reply 9 of 23 (Originally posted on: 10-09-04 08:38:28 PM)
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Quoted from Surt:
Quoted from nimo:
Surt, it's making fun of the main characters, that's the whole idea. It's called satire.


I know what satire is, the trailer just gave me an image that the making fun was solely directed at the "enemies of the us", a one sided show.........but i'll watch it anyways, and i think i just got the wrong impression, i sure hope that, cause i love south park.....


I think it's smarter to plug an American movie that way to draw in a bigger crowd, but really we know these guys better than that. They were never Anti-America like you, but they they were never pro anything but controversial humor. I'm sure there will be plenty of jokes slamming republican and democrats alike.

Remember that these guys are responsible for the short lived sit-com about George Bush. So as much as I'm sure America will OMG TRIUMPH OVER DA EVIL by the end of the movie, it'll do so in a south park like puppet world where everyone is taking shots.
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Reply 10 of 23 (Originally posted on: 10-10-04 12:12:51 AM)
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i saw the sneak preview today at my theater, they had one showing at 7:25 it was complete luck that i happened to check the listings for that day

in terms of the movie it was pretty damn funny, a lot of the voices are straight out of south park, they focus a lot on the actual puppet movements for humor, works pretty well if you ask me the plot was meh but whatever you cant expect matt stone and trey parker to do any better than what they did the voice of kim jhon il is fucking lol

thats about it

as for american political statements they focused on the hatred of anti war celebreties and america having no regaurd for the damage they cause

3 types of people dicks, pussies, and assholes lol'd

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Reply 11 of 23 (Originally posted on: 10-10-04 11:49:37 PM)
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I saw it last night as well at 7:45. (O_o, where do you live Sal?) I laughed all the way through. I'm don't feel like writing about it right now, but go see it if you remotely like South Park or humour of anykind. big grin
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Reply 12 of 23 (Originally posted on: 10-11-04 05:53:40 PM)
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I will probably go see it just because I love South Park and Baseketball, even though the commerical seems really unfunny.
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Reply 13 of 23 (Originally posted on: 10-16-04 04:52:14 PM)
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Just got back from this movie. It's extraordinary crude -- makes the South Park movie look like Finding Nemo. But it's also very funny, smart, and keeps your attention pretty well.
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Reply 14 of 23 (Originally posted on: 10-16-04 10:23:35 PM)
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I thought the movie was hilarious and really smart in some areas. I definately reccommend it.
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Reply 15 of 23 (Originally posted on: 10-16-04 10:38:26 PM)
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Can someone please transcribe the pussy, dick, and asshole speech at the very end? I thought that was one of the best moments of the entire movie. Bested only by the  marionette sex scene. 
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I enjoyed the  Panther scene a lot as well, along with Hans Blix's visit. 
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Reply 17 of 23 (Originally posted on: 10-17-04 12:08:11 PM)
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I saw it last night, and I didn't like it that much. I expected to see a really funny movie, but it was the same kind of stuff, just with puppets. Visually the movie was great, and well done. The Sean Penn puppet was funny as hell.
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Reply 18 of 23 (Originally posted on: 10-18-04 06:53:42 PM)
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We're dicks. We're reckless arrogant stupid dicks. And the film actor's guild are pussies. And kim jong il is an asshole.

Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick...with some balls.

The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate and it takes a pussy to show them that.

But sometimes pussies get so full of shit they become assholes themselves because pussies are only an inch an a half away from assholes.

I don't know much in this crazy crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.
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Reply 19 of 23 (Originally posted on: 10-18-04 11:31:46 PM)
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I saw the first few minutes of the movie, and now I'm desperate to see the rest. I could not stop laughing at the part where the Team America member and the terrorist throw down their guns and start fighting.
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Reply 20 of 23 (Originally posted on: 10-19-04 02:01:26 AM)
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Quoted from Ebert:
I wasn't offended by the movie's content so much as by its nihilism. At a time when the world is in crisis and the country faces an important election, the response of Parker, Stone and company is to sneer at both sides -- indeed, at anyone who takes the current world situation seriously. They may be right that some of us are puppets, but they're wrong that all of us are fools, and dead wrong that it doesn't matter.


This makes me want to see the movie more. I tend to like most movies he doesn't.
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Reply 21 of 23 (Originally posted on: 10-19-04 11:34:52 AM)
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I saw it last night.

It didn't really impress me that much, and was kind of mediocre in my opinion.
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Reply 22 of 23 (Originally posted on: 10-31-04 04:56:42 PM)
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Reply 23 of 23 (Originally posted on: 11-01-04 02:31:14 PM)
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No, this is a transcript:

Quote:
Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes who just wanna shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick. With some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck where it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show him that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes.

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