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(Originally posted on: 09-02-04 11:49:04 PM)
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I mean seriously, wtf?

Cock is nasty as hell and guys are all assholes for the mostpart.

Why do women have sex?

If I was a woman, no male would ever touch me.
Ok, that's good to know...

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Reply 1 of 79 (Originally posted on: 09-03-04 12:07:29 AM)
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They are easy to trick.
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Reply 2 of 79 (Originally posted on: 09-03-04 12:12:51 AM)
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Quoted from Menion:
I mean seriously, wtf?

Cock is nasty as hell and guys are all assholes for the mostpart.

Why do women have sex?

If I was a woman, no male would ever touch me.



I seriously feel this way.

But when you're horny, you'd fuck an obelisk to make it go away.
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Reply 3 of 79 (Originally posted on: 09-03-04 12:25:36 AM)
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They are easy to trick.

Dammit Dimi, you cheated on me.



You bitch. *sigh*
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Reply 4 of 79 (Originally posted on: 09-03-04 12:33:12 AM)
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Quoted from Menion:
I mean seriously, wtf?

Cock is nasty as hell and guys are all assholes for the mostpart.

Why do women have sex?

If I was a woman, no male would ever touch me.


My thoughts exactly
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Reply 5 of 79 (Originally posted on: 09-03-04 01:02:35 AM)
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Reply 6 of 79 (Originally posted on: 09-03-04 01:35:30 AM)
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Quoted from GrahamStokley:
Quoted from Menion:
I mean seriously, wtf?

Cock is nasty as hell and guys are all assholes for the mostpart.

Why do women have sex?

If I was a woman, no male would ever touch me.


My thoughts exactly

You just say that cause no guy has tried to trick you yet.
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Reply 7 of 79 (Originally posted on: 09-03-04 01:35:58 AM)
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Because it's their duty!
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Reply 8 of 79 (Originally posted on: 09-03-04 01:37:15 AM)
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Quoted from Amphytrite:
Quoted from Dimi:
They are easy to trick.

Dammit Dimi, you cheated on me.



You bitch. *sigh*

No I didn't, sweetheart. i'm a serial-killer :)


(see?)


Edit: What the...when did this become non-rs? :{
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Reply 9 of 79 (Originally posted on: 09-03-04 01:39:36 AM)
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TEZ thread?
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Reply 10 of 79 (Originally posted on: 09-03-04 05:49:41 AM)
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Quoted from Dimi:
Edit: What the...when did this become non-rs? :{


Name one post that is troll, flame or spam?

Quoted from Skizzles:
TEZ thread?


I think this is more lighthearted commentary on sex rather than an in depth analysis.

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Reply 11 of 79 (Originally posted on: 09-03-04 06:43:24 AM)
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Because they have a strong, million of years old instinct that tells them to fuck? And when they do, most of the times is also exceptionally pleasureable?
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Reply 12 of 79 (Originally posted on: 09-03-04 06:53:18 AM)
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because not all guys are jerks and some have real skills in the sack.
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Reply 13 of 79 (Originally posted on: 09-03-04 08:50:21 AM)
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Because it's enjoyable for them?
I think your perspective is a bit skewed on the weiner, since your a straight guy, but I doubt all women feel that way.
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Reply 14 of 79 (Originally posted on: 09-03-04 08:53:13 AM)
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why do men have sex? they could just as easily get their load off on their own without that pesky relationship getting in the way. and when you think about it, a hot, slimy cunt isnt all that more beautiful than a rock hard penis, right?

believe it or not women have emotions and biological urges just like men do. they are capeable of being attracted to males of their species and have on occation been known to have sexual urges of their own.

its also been reported (though not confirmed) that not all men are horomone crazed penis zombies.

here is a little experiment to try at home: do you find women attactive? do you like breasts or other female anatomy? well, go find a straight woman and ask her if she feels the same way about those things as you do. she probably wont. just because you dont like penis' doesnt mean women dont.




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Reply 15 of 79 (Originally posted on: 09-03-04 09:25:24 AM)
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Cock is nasty as hell and guys are all assholes for the mostpart.


Some could argue that a vagina isn't too swell looking either, but to me it depends on the individual genitalia. The overall design of the penis is fine. And about all guys being assholes, just because you are an asshole, doesn't mean I am.

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Why do women have sex?


Because they get horny too, they want kids, they're sluts?

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If I was a woman, no male would ever touch me.


If you were a woman, no man would want to.
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Reply 16 of 79 (Originally posted on: 09-03-04 09:58:44 AM)
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Just an interesting observation...
Most of the females in this thread posted something like "My thoughts exactly."

Most of the males posted their version of an explanation.

Interesting...
Ok, that's good to know...

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Reply 17 of 79 (Originally posted on: 09-03-04 10:01:27 AM)
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Women are programmed to satisfy men in every way possible. As Smokey said earlier, it's their duty.
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Reply 18 of 79 (Originally posted on: 09-03-04 10:07:12 AM)
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Not very interesting at all. Let's breakdown the female population that have posted in this thread.

Skye: 18 year old virgin (agreed)
Amphytrite: 18 year old virgin (didn't voice an opinion)
GrahamStokley: 25 year old lesbian (agreed)
Zippo: 20 year old non-virgin (disagreed)


Wow, what a wonderful sample of the female species to base this on. You've surely made your point, sir.


edit: added zippo
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Reply 19 of 79 (Originally posted on: 09-03-04 10:11:45 AM)
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Quoted from Sandamnit:
Not very interesting at all. Let's breakdown the female population that have posted in this thread.

Skye: 18 year old virgin (agreed)
Amphytrite: 18 year old virgin (didn't voice an opinion)
GrahamStokley: 25 year old lesbian (agreed)
Zippo: 20 year old non-virgin (disagreed)


Wow, what a wonderful sample of the female species to base this on. You've surely made your point, sir.


edit: added zippo


It's still interesting none-the-less.
And zippo's 'disagree' was rather reluctant to me. Programed to obey, bummer.
Ok, that's good to know...

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Reply 20 of 79 (Originally posted on: 09-03-04 10:17:14 AM)
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No I didn't, sweetheart. i'm a serial-killer :)

Yay, my world's a happy place again.
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Amphytrite: 18 year old virgin (didn't voice an opinion)

Oops. In RS when I posted.
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Cock is nasty as hell

It certainly looks that way.
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and guys are all assholes for the mostpart.

It certainly looks that way as well, unfortunately.
BUT I found a guy I were attracted to and I were in love with, I wouldn't care about how much his cock smelled or looked. I'd fuck him till he were blue in the face because I'd know he'd do the same for me.

Edit: I can spell, really.
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Reply 21 of 79 (Originally posted on: 09-03-04 10:25:57 AM)
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probably because:

  1. it feels good
  2. they love who they're having sex with and want to feel close blah blah women stuff
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Reply 22 of 79 (Originally posted on: 09-03-04 11:08:33 AM)
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i'm guessing that sex for women, when it's good, is very good. there's just something about that look they have on their faces that says "yes, i like this a lot." there's also the fact that some of them, for some reason, actually enjoy the male body and mind.
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Reply 23 of 79 (Originally posted on: 09-03-04 11:19:38 AM)
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Quoted from bother:
there's also the fact that some of them, for some reason, actually enjoy the male body and mind.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
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Reply 24 of 79 (Originally posted on: 09-03-04 11:53:36 AM)
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no. i was being ironic. i love men! men are fantastic. (especially me.) unfortunately, some of them disagree.

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Cock is nasty as hell and guys are all assholes for the mostpart.
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