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(Originally posted on: 09-04-02 09:25:47 PM)
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My recruiter came over a couple hours ago, because my mom wanted to ask him some questions that she had on her mind about my recent enlistment and up-and-coming departure to Basic Combat Training on the 24th of this month (yes, TWENTY DAYS FROM NOW).

At first, she was asking him questions about finances and loans and taxes and whatnot. Eventually, she started getting upset, not at the recruiter, but she was getting really sad all of a sudden.

Finally, she asked the recruiter a simple question:

"What are the odds of Jeff being sent over to the Middle East?"

A rather simple question, not too complex, just an honest estimation about the chances of me being sent there.

His response: "Airborne, right?" to which I nodded. He paused for a second, as if he was about to give a really blunt response that we (or rather my mother) wouldn't like.

I don't remember the exact words that came out of his mouth, but I interpretted what he said as basically this: "I'll tell ya what. If Jeff doesn't get sent over to the Middle East, I'll sell my first born son into slavery."

That's not what he said, obviously, but he may as well. The point I'm trying to make is that he pretty much told us not to hold our breathe on me NOT being sent over to the Middle East.

My mother took it pretty fucking hard, after all, I'm her youngest son and to hear that your son is going to be going over to the Middle East and possibly to war, nonetheless, has got to be a really huge fucking shock.

I, on the other hand, was pretty fucking excited about this revelation and it made me more anxious to get out of here to get my training started and over with. I know some of you are probably going to think I'm crazy, but hearing this made my day, regardless of whether he's blowing smoke up our asses or not.

Granted, I'm not holding my breathe on being sent over and won't be disappoited if I end up spending four years in the United States fixing communication towers and playing Yahtzee with my fellow soldiers, but I found this to be a thread worthy announcement/rumor/presumption/bullshit.

So yeah, discuss.
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Reply 1 of 47 (Originally posted on: 09-04-02 09:27:40 PM)
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Dear diary,

I'll be coming back home for Christmas: December 18th or 19th through January 1st or 2nd.

Sincerely,
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Reply 2 of 47 (Originally posted on: 09-04-02 09:31:21 PM)
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yeah, um...dont die. thnx.
And I don't know how you feel
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I hope it comes as no suprise.
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Reply 3 of 47 (Originally posted on: 09-04-02 09:32:23 PM)
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I didn't hear what was going to happen with the forums while you were gone... anything?
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Reply 4 of 47 (Originally posted on: 09-04-02 09:32:33 PM)
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He said that? It's sort of funny how the recruiter would talk so bluntly about a big deal like that. I'd be pretty damn excited if I was going over there, but I'm sure it's no picnic. What kind of stuff would you be doing if you did get sent over?
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Reply 5 of 47 (Originally posted on: 09-04-02 09:33:16 PM)
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Quoted from NNY:
yeah, um...dont die. thnx.
Let's see.

Our tanks can accurately shoot Iraqi tanks from two miles away, where as their tanks can't hit a 100-yard wide circle from ten feet away.

We lost 78 soldiers in Desert Storm. 78 of which were from friendly fire, leaving the Iraqis with 0 kills.

We killed over 10,000 Iraqis in Desert Storm.

I'm not in a combat MOS.







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Reply 6 of 47 (Originally posted on: 09-04-02 09:33:37 PM)
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Yeah... um, good luck?
Bomb? What bomb?
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Reply 7 of 47 (Originally posted on: 09-04-02 09:34:10 PM)
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I didn't hear what was going to happen with the forums while you were gone... anything?
It's staying up.
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Reply 8 of 47 (Originally posted on: 09-04-02 09:35:17 PM)
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Try not to kill any of your allies while your over there.

Oh, and don't get yourself killed or anything, then who would I have the lovefests with?
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Reply 9 of 47 (Originally posted on: 09-04-02 09:35:27 PM)
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Quoted from Wild Bill:
He said that? It's sort of funny how the recruiter would talk so bluntly about a big deal like that.
Read -> Comprehend -> Post

"That's not what he said, obviously, but he may as well."
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I'd be pretty damn excited if I was going over there, but I'm sure it's no picnic. What kind of stuff would you be doing if you did get sent over?
Read -> Comprehend -> Post

"nd won't be disappoited if I end up spending four years in the United States fixing communication towers"
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Reply 10 of 47 (Originally posted on: 09-04-02 09:54:39 PM)
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holy shit, you would be a vet by the time you're my age. proud to hear it, sandy. try not to kill anyone with those deadly comm towers.
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Reply 11 of 47 (Originally posted on: 09-04-02 10:31:04 PM)
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Bring me home something nice. And kick some butt! *thumbs up and a big smile*
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Reply 12 of 47 (Originally posted on: 09-04-02 10:31:20 PM)
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It's great to hear that Sandy. I hope you enjoy being in the Middle East (If you are sent over there.).i'm a serial-killer :)
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Reply 13 of 47 (Originally posted on: 09-04-02 10:38:17 PM)
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Try to avoid hanging out with Americans, from what I hear they kill their own soldiers accidently.
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Reply 14 of 47 (Originally posted on: 09-04-02 10:39:42 PM)
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Quoted from Baggy_Brad:
Try to avoid hanging out with Americans, from what I hear they kill their own soldiers accidently.
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Reply 15 of 47 (Originally posted on: 09-04-02 10:48:49 PM)
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Do these real cool movie stunts and shit, sorta like Rambo and James Bond, and grab some arab guy lying on the floor by his hair, lift his head up, say some witty line, and shoot him! Yeah, do that...

Oh, and don't get killed in some brutal way. And say hello to the forums in a picture that TIME will probably take...
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Reply 16 of 47 (Originally posted on: 09-04-02 11:09:31 PM)
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IF you get interviewed by the media, screw with them by saying that you have two fathers and then pretend that you dont know which end of a rifle is used for shooting (that is, if you carry a rifle) and then make funny cracks about how you're going to Kill that Commie Bastard Bin Laden.
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Reply 17 of 47 (Originally posted on: 09-05-02 07:54:46 AM)
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By the time your training is done, it should be summer.

God, summer in the desert. I pity you.
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Reply 18 of 47 (Originally posted on: 09-05-02 09:30:23 AM)
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Tell me if you'll be stationed in the Navy, because then there's a chance you'll be stationed in my city and we could meet up.

Not that I won't care about you if you're stationed elsewhere, funnybuns.
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Reply 19 of 47 (Originally posted on: 09-05-02 09:54:07 AM)
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jesus man, and we just got to know each other!

also, send me military hardware.
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Reply 20 of 47 (Originally posted on: 09-05-02 11:03:28 AM)
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Send me some sand
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Reply 21 of 47 (Originally posted on: 09-05-02 11:17:15 AM)
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Hey, Jeru. You still have an account here. It's the "Akavish" one.
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Reply 22 of 47 (Originally posted on: 09-05-02 11:48:37 AM)
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You're leaving on my birthday :-/


And good luck and everything, obviously you're looking forward to the new oppertunity.
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Reply 23 of 47 (Originally posted on: 09-05-02 02:14:48 PM)
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Everytime you kill someone, carve "SANDAMNIT WUZ HERE LOL!11111" on their chest with your combat knife.

Take a picture for us too.
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Reply 24 of 47 (Originally posted on: 09-05-02 02:34:24 PM)
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Yes, speak in AOLish when hanging around with a bunch of Marines. I'm sure they'll accept you fine and well. LOL IM SUCH A FAG!!

Remember, in the heat of battle, tipping over some comm tower onto Saddam might do some damage.

So, you go kill that commie-bastard Saddam Bin Laden. Steal his turban, and host it for auction.
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