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IF0
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Hey, I was with Mary Magdalene last night....smell my finger lol

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So this girl I work with owes me $40 that I gave her 4 months ago. I just got a bill for $769 for my dorm, and I informed her that I needed it. Her eventual response was "If you had saved your money and hadn't spent it on fun and games, you'd already have it and wouldn't need the $40," and has refused to pay me back.

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WHY IS IT THAT EVERYONE I KNOW IS A FUCKING RETARD.

So I get this message from a girl at work today.. "Quit harassing Amber."

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(That's the girl from above.)

She always drove me around, and claims she spent atleast $40 on me in gas, so she shouldn't have to pay me back, regardless of me spending upwards of ATLEAST a conservative estimate of $100 on buying her food, not to mention a $30 fucking stuffed bunny rabbit because I felt like being a fucking friend. She's at work telling little sob stories trying to garner sympathy from people. This is the text message she got in response:

"How about not being an attention whore and trying to gain sympathy with your little sob stories. I am done with you, so be done with me. Quit trying to make me sound like a bad guy by forgetting to include me buying you dinner everytime you were "forced" to hang out with me. Go be white trash in somebody else's life, because I am not interested. I am not a part of your life any longer - quit including me in your efforts to look like a victim. There aren't enough good things about you to be this self-rightous. Be mature enough to drop it, please. I am not interested in a response."

I was in a good fucking mood all day, then I have to hear the bitch has been talking more worthless shit about me when I'm not even there. On my day off, she's talking shit on me, to the point that I hear about it AT FUCKING HOME. I. AM. PISSED. OFF. BEYOND. CONCEIVABLE. TERMS. I'm glad I'm leaving.

EDIT: Oh yeah. I gave her $40 four months ago. She said she'd pay me back the next day, she didn't. I didn't care, I let her take her time. I inform her when I need it, and this is the situation that occurred.

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This reply was last edited on 08-08-04 05:17:13 PM by IF0.

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fuck this title

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Nice guys finish when?

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when the girls are sick of being beaten.

that wont happen untill well after college. so you just got to start knocking her around and not only will you get your money back, but you'll get some pussy too. then once you start noticing the girls aroudn you are more interested in sensitive guys, go back to being one of those and you can hopefully make a smooth transition. bonus points if you make a big deal about becoming a changed, better man, and let some woman feel like she changed you.

way to derail.... smokey started it.

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I'd buy her a box of active hand grenades just to say "still friends."

I really hope no one comes over here right now.
I just farted, see? And it really stinks.
This could be the end of my professional career.

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this is why you don't try to buy your friends.

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making jabs at each other is what the internet is for you fucking idiots. oh, and for stealing things.

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Dude, hookers expect to keep the money...

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WHY THE FUCKING HELL WOULD YOU PAY $30 FOR A STUFFED BUNNY

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40$, duder.

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cutesy gonzo journalism reference

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I'm gonna have to echo IB's sentiments. You can get terribly cute stuffed bunnies for far less than $30.

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Hey, I was with Mary Magdalene last night....smell my finger lol

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It was a giant one. For Easter. 12-year old sized.

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you can even get her at totally cute live one for less than that.

anyhow, you cant use gifts against someone when figuring out a bottom line. its just not fair/cool.

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Hey, I was with Mary Magdalene last night....smell my finger lol

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The part about the gift and food was just included in rebuttal to her saying she's spent money on me driving me around. I didn't even consider holding it against her until she tried to use that against me.

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Quoted from NNY:

you can even get her at totally cute live one for less than that.

Holy shit that's cute.

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IF0
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Hey, I was with Mary Magdalene last night....smell my finger lol

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I want a bunny.

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This is a lesson on why you should never "lend" money to friends. If you're going to give money out, expect to never see it again.

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I don't really even like hearing about it or reading about it

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The one on the right looks like the spawn of Satan.
Anyway, kick her ass and then steal her paycheck/lunch money. That'll show her not to mess with you.

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I should die

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Quoted from Amphytrite:
Quoted from NNY:

The one on the right looks like the spawn of Satan.
Anyway, kick her ass and then steal her paycheck/lunch money. That'll show her not to mess with you.

Looks like the spawn of Satan if you hate cute things

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Quoted from IB:
Quoted from Amphytrite:
Quoted from NNY:

The one on the right looks like the spawn of Satan.
Anyway, kick her ass and then steal her paycheck/lunch money. That'll show her not to mess with you.
Looks like the spawn of Satan if you hate cute things

Is the one on the right blinking or something, or are baby bunny rabbits still ridiculously cute after being beaten till their eyes swell shut?

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Baby bunnies are ridiculously cute in almost all circumstances. I'm guessing this one is blinking, or tired, or doing that just because it knows how cute it is, and not freshly beaten, though.

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Baby bunnies are boring.
I wish Smokey would chainsaw them.

I really hope no one comes over here right now.
I just farted, see? And it really stinks.
This could be the end of my professional career.

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I wish baby bunnies would chainsaw you. That'd be so adorable.

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Amphytrite
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I don't really even like hearing about it or reading about it

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Quoted from IB:
Quoted from Amphytrite:
Quoted from NNY:

The one on the right looks like the spawn of Satan.
Anyway, kick her ass and then steal her paycheck/lunch money. That'll show her not to mess with you.
Looks like the spawn of Satan if you hate cute things

Okay, IB. It's totally cute in that:
a) spawn-of-satan-looking;
b) rabid-kitten-cross;
c) injected-with-steroids-till-its-eyes-are-swollen-shut
way.

Edit: tables

She was gonna be an actress. She was gonna be a star. She was gonna shake her ass on the hood of Whitesnake's car. Her yellow SUV is now the enemy. Looks at her average life and nothing has been all right since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, waiting for Nirvana. There was U2, and Blondie, and music still on MTV. Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she's uncool. Cause she's still preoccupied with 1985.

This reply was last edited on 08-08-04 08:51:18 PM by Amphytrite.

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My now ex-girlfriend owes me $58 that I really need. Who knows when I'll get that. I feel your pain.

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Who knows when I'll get that.

Never.

And oh no, she can't be friends with IF0 anymore, she's probably crying. Why not just go all out and tell her she's not coming to your birthday party anymore?

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Hey, I was with Mary Magdalene last night....smell my finger lol

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She used to talk about us getting married and shit, but now I think we're pretty close to hating each other. I calmly asked for the money, and she kept ignoring me 3 times, so I finally got pretty stern and that was her response above. It's gone downhill from there.

At last, you know what it means to hate. Now you're ready to be a king.
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