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So I'm driving home tonight, after 8 Rolling Rocks and a couple kickers at the local bar. I notice the red flashing lights in my rear-view and think, "Oh fuck. Oh fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck." I give the breathalizer and blow a .10, where the state's legal limit is .08. I am officially what I like to call "fucked". Then the cop comes up to my car and says, "Tonight's your lucky night. If you can call your friends to pick you up or a cab, you're going home. The only reason I'm letting you off is that *YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE GUY*." I just rode home with a guy named "Tiny". Tonight is my lucky night.

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Uhh, he has your details and now he's going to want a date.

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Are you sure the cop wasn't drunk?

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The cat wasn't maimed?

Obviously you have some work to do before you can be considered Smokey Jr. omg yah rite fag lol

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Fucking cop. He should have arrested you. I have no pity for people driving after having alcohol. And with very good reason too.

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Hey Brad, suck my dick. Cop said that I showed no signs of being drunk, but he couldn't let me drive home. I hope you get hit by a drunk driver.

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Fucking cop. He should have arrested you. I have no pity for people driving after having alcohol. And with very good reason too.

I agree. If you blow over the limit, be fucking arrested, or at least fined. It's letting offenders off with no repercussions that gets people killed.

Christ.

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haha, you can all go lick a sack. maybe if you didn't look like someone beat you repeatedly with the ugly stick, you would get off, too. bitch all you want, my record is clean.

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I can't say anything negative about this because I let people drive me home when they're drunk all the time.

Congrats on not getting arrested.

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I agree. If you blow over the limit, be fucking arrested, or at least fined. It's letting offenders off with no repercussions that gets people killed.

Christ.

Don't be a fucking hypocrite.

You've never driven after drinking? Or while high?

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Why the fuck did you drive your car even though you knew you were drunk?

That being said, i would never drive a car, but i can handle a scooter drunk

But seriusly, i hope this is a lesson for next time

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Well I sure hope I learned. I wasn't even drunk by then, that was the whole point. My left tail light was out, and that's the only reason I was pulled over in the first place. Since the cop saw me pull out of a bar parking lot, he gave me the breathalizer automatically. I almost refused because I thought there was no way in hell that I was still drunk, but it's a good thing I didn't. I know what kind of person I am, and I didn't deserve the hassle that a DUI would have caused. The cop even told me "I'm in a DUI contest with my buddy, so you have no idea how good you're getting off." I told him thanks, and I'm going to write him a thank-you note today. I figure it's the least I can do for him.

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I agree. If you blow over the limit, be fucking arrested, or at least fined. It's letting offenders off with no repercussions that gets people killed.

Christ.

Don't be a fucking hypocrite.

You've never driven after drinking? Or while high?

You think she has a car? My bet is no. Think of all the pot you can buy with a car payment.

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People just need to learn how to drink and drive MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

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Hey Brad, suck my dick. Cop said that I showed no signs of being drunk, but he couldn't let me drive home. I hope you get hit by a drunk driver.

Oh you're a big man now asshole. FYI, your wish almost came true a year and a half ago. Only it wasn't me that was hit, it was one of my friends. Hence why I have no fucking pity. I sincerely hope next time you drive after drinking you either get arrested or smash into a pole and kill yourself and only yourself.

Trust me, the world wouldn't mind.

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This is why I never bothered to get my driver's license. I know I'm the kind of guy who'd drive while over the legal limit, even though I'd still be sober.

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Did you just make this up because you knew people would start bitching about how driving drunk is wrong, giving you a great opportunity to be an asshole to them and start a flamewar?

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I don't see the problem here.

Jimmy, being over the legal limit yet still able to drive, was pulled over and let off instead of getting charged with a DUI. He was still forced to get a ride home, though.

Alcohol effects different people different ways. Obviously Jimmy knew his tolerances and knew he could drive home safely.

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There is a point where you can drive drunk.

I don't take any chances when I've had something to drink, but I do do it. However, there are limits.

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Yeah, since it affects people differently, the legal driving limits have to bet set so low that NO ONE can drive legally while they're really too intoxicated to make the right decisions.
So obviously some people will be able to drive safely while they're over the limit.

I think the problem is that even if jimmy knew he could drive home safely, the cop didn't, so he shouldn't have let him off.
Someone who doesn't seem to act drunk at all can really be too drunk to drive a vehicle safely.

Also, even if you don't feel very drunk, alcohol in small amounts still lower your reaction time, so if there's an accident it could cause someone their life.

P.S. Don't get me wrong though, i really don't give a fuck whether jimmy gets busted for drunk driving or not.
Although it would be funny if he did and then posted about it.

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I've drove drunk two times before, by the way, and i don't even have a drivers license. (i was going to my friends house at like 1 am after drinking alone all night, so i took my moms car there)

It was at night and there aren't many cops patrolling around here, so i felt pretty safe, but i figure getting caught driving drunk when you haven't even finished the drivers education yet would fuck me over pretty badly.

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drah...the reasons i was pulled over were stated earlier. i had a tail light out, and i was just pulling out of a bar parking lot. the cop said he wouldn't have even given me the test if i hadn't just left the bar. and no, i didn't just make this up. my heart was still beating 1000 times a minute when i was typing it up.

brad, i don't give a fuck about you or your friend. it's too bad you weren't in the car.

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drah...the reasons i was pulled over were stated earlier. i had a tail light out, and i was just pulling out of a bar parking lot. the cop said he wouldn't have even given me the test if i hadn't just left the bar. and no, i didn't just make this up. my heart was still beating 1000 times a minute when i was typing it up.

I noticed that, but you still had a fair amount of alcohol in your blood, and it's bound to slow your reaction time down even if you don't really feel drunk.

Also, there's no way the cop could have known how drunk you really felt or how much it decreased your ability to drive safely.
So not punishing you probably makes him a pretty bad cop.

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he tailed me for 2 blocks before he pulled me over. he told me that he would have never guessed that i was drinking if i hadn't been leaving the bar. apparently, .10 is supposed to be obvious intoxication, with severely reduced motor skills. that just...didn't happen to me. we stood there and had a conversation about normal things, and even talked about maybe going golfing later this week.

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