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(Originally posted on: 07-21-04 09:14:30 PM)
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In August, the local Klan chapter is planning on having a rally in a town near mine.

http://wbal.com/stories/templates/news.asp?articleid=20603


I live in Hagerstown, a mere 10 minute drive from Sharpsburg. I'm actually very excited about this and am planning on going with a couple friends.

Not because I SUPPORT the KKK, oh no. It's because I want to play a couple pranks, or something along those lines. But as of right now I'm not really sure what I'm going to do.

Anyone have any GOOD ideas for some stunt I can pull at this rally?

(I'll take pictures!)
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Reply 1 of 65 (Originally posted on: 07-21-04 09:16:20 PM)
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And as your body gets sprayed full of lead slugs...I wouldn't do anything if I were you.
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Reply 2 of 65 (Originally posted on: 07-21-04 09:18:31 PM)
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are you black? get some black friends and go in klan garb, get up on stage and take your hoods off.
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Reply 3 of 65 (Originally posted on: 07-21-04 09:29:02 PM)
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Quoted from Skizzles:
And as your body gets sprayed full of lead slugs...I wouldn't do anything if I were you.


I know half the people who are in the Klan, anyway. Living in a pathetic shit town gives me that sort of advantage.

Quoted from NNY:
are you black?


Mos def. not black.

Although, I was thinking of something along the lines of sitting there and eating chicken and watermelon, but that isn't very exciting.
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Reply 4 of 65 (Originally posted on: 07-21-04 09:34:17 PM)
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Although, I was thinking of something along the lines of sitting there and eating chicken and watermelon, but that isn't very exciting.


Nor funny or original. Then again, who am I to preach about funny or original.
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Reply 5 of 65 (Originally posted on: 07-21-04 09:35:40 PM)
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Why prank them? When they tried to have one of these rallies everyone got all pissed off and wanted to go down and throw rocks and shit. The best thing to do is simply ignore them, cause what they want is attention.
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Reply 6 of 65 (Originally posted on: 07-21-04 10:02:43 PM)
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Ask them to explain their platform on immigration.
I really hope no one comes over here right now.
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Reply 7 of 65 (Originally posted on: 07-21-04 10:09:54 PM)
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Prank them at your own risk, I'm sure they'd love to have someone to beat the ever-loving shit out of.
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Reply 8 of 65 (Originally posted on: 07-21-04 10:19:50 PM)
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Do the Blues Brothers thing.
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Reply 9 of 65 (Originally posted on: 07-21-04 10:31:45 PM)
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Quoted from nimo:
Do the Blues Brothers thing.


Besides the fact that those were technically neo-nazis, not klansmen. Even though the lines are blurred...

Ah fuck it, get yourself a former police vehicle and storm em in your raybans.
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Reply 10 of 65 (Originally posted on: 07-21-04 10:33:51 PM)
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Quoted from Shady Milkman:
Why prank them?




For my own personal amusement.


Quoted from asthetik:
Prank them at your own risk, I'm sure they'd love to have someone to beat the ever-loving shit out of.


I'm not really concerned about it. I think the least of their worries is going to be a couple teenage girls getting their shits and giggles by 'picking' on them. That and I'm sure there will be crowds of people...enough to make either escape easy, or deter them from trying to attack us.
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Reply 11 of 65 (Originally posted on: 07-21-04 11:16:58 PM)
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Quoted from Lyle:
Quoted from Shady Milkman:
Why prank them?




For my own personal amusement.
Oh, then throw some chocolate pies in their faces.
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Reply 12 of 65 (Originally posted on: 07-21-04 11:37:31 PM)
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Quoted from Shady Milkman:
Quoted from Lyle:
Quoted from Shady Milkman:
Why prank them?




For my own personal amusement.
Oh, then throw some chocolate pies in their faces.


Horrible suggestion.
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Reply 13 of 65 (Originally posted on: 07-22-04 12:45:45 AM)
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Call them "nigger-lovers." Makes signs to that effect.
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Reply 14 of 65 (Originally posted on: 07-22-04 07:50:39 AM)
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Get some friends, infiltrate the crowd of Klan members, and sneak around behind backs yanking people's hoods off their heads.

Go dressed as medieval knights. Tell everyone you've come to fight the grand dragon.

Hold an extremely vocal counter-demostration with the main focal point being the KKK's inability to spell the word 'clan' correctly.

With the assistance of somebody very skilled with sound equipment, rewire their PA system and break in from time to time during the speeches with either loud gangsta rap or read passages from Charles W. Chestnutt's The Marrow of Tradition. Difficult to pull off, yes, but it would be extremely cool if it worked.
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Reply 15 of 65 (Originally posted on: 07-22-04 08:30:17 AM)
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Quoted from Lyle:
Quoted from Shady Milkman:
Quoted from Lyle:
Quoted from Shady Milkman:
Why prank them?




For my own personal amusement.
Oh, then throw some chocolate pies in their faces.


Horrible suggestion.


Horrible suggestion for a FUCKING horrible idea. I hope these are some super twisted sick motherfuckers, and decide to lynch you and your shitty attitude on the spot. I also hope your family is watching.
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Reply 16 of 65 (Originally posted on: 07-22-04 08:32:33 AM)
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I don't think you should do anything. Let the bastards have their day.
Stare on. Don't let her glance be too sharp.
Don't stop. Glances are a playground.
Stay around the sound of laughing boys.
Walk on around the table making noise. Stare on! Oh no?
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Reply 17 of 65 (Originally posted on: 07-22-04 08:37:39 AM)
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In all seriousness, unless you want to be the next kid found in the river face down I wouldnt pull a prank.
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Reply 18 of 65 (Originally posted on: 07-22-04 09:10:22 AM)
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As much as I hate the KKK, let them do whatever they want. Freedom of Speech I do believe in.
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Reply 19 of 65 (Originally posted on: 07-22-04 09:46:03 AM)
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Pulling pranks doesn't infringe Freedom of Speach. It's only an infringement if the government does.

Of course, pranks might make you a major tool, so be careful.
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Reply 20 of 65 (Originally posted on: 07-22-04 09:57:00 AM)
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I'm jumping on the "this is a bad idea" train.
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Reply 21 of 65 (Originally posted on: 07-22-04 10:37:48 AM)
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Quoted from Spiff:
With the assistance of somebody very skilled with sound equipment, rewire their PA system and break in from time to time during the speeches with either loud gangsta rap or read passages from Charles W. Chestnutt's The Marrow of Tradition. Difficult to pull off, yes, but it would be extremely cool if it worked.


I actually know someone who could do this, but I think it would be far too difficult to do.

Quoted from tazzo:
Horrible suggestion for a FUCKING horrible idea. I hope these are some super twisted sick motherfuckers, and decide to lynch you and your shitty attitude on the spot. I also hope your family is watching.


You're right. It probably is a horrible idea, but so fucking what? Half of the shit I do isn't exactly what I would call a "good idea". There's no reason to get nasty about it.

At the very least, I'm still going to go and take pictures, even if I don't pull a prank.
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Reply 22 of 65 (Originally posted on: 07-22-04 10:40:16 AM)
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If someone rewired the PA system and just recited lines from the movie Coneheads, that'd be awesome.
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Walk on around the table making noise. Stare on! Oh no?
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Reply 23 of 65 (Originally posted on: 07-22-04 10:41:59 AM)
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Ride around the rally playing some Three Six Mafia songs. Then do a driveby.
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Reply 24 of 65 (Originally posted on: 07-22-04 11:20:43 AM)
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Throw cans of black paint on them.
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