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Quoted from Zippo:
That's my copy of Choke.

Well played.

*dramatic reverb*

Zippo279: I told IF0 that I had a sex dream about him, but that was a lie.
Zippo279: Because he was in one of those "I'm feeling sorry for myself" moods and I wanted to shut him up.

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in response to what fa posted:

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Dear Valdearg,

Thanks for writing.

In response to your query, no, Brittany is not included with the Fight Club package, and no, Brittany is not my friend any longer.

As for your attempts to have sex with this darling emo princess, you'll have to address your pleas to her directly. While she is unavailable via AIM due to a powerful anti-emo online insurgency, you may reach her by posting at the Interesting Nonetheless messageboard at www.interestingnonetheless.net. Simply register and post in "Inside Discussions" or "Retardation Station" something along the lines of "I want to feel Brittany's sex all over my body."

One caveat, however: don't expect much e-action from this frigid, horrible bitch.

Yours,

Justin Cass

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im gay

You know, if this is his response to all women who refuse to fuck him, he's going to have a lot of shit to sell on Ebay.

Wait, what's the world's population of women -1? Yah, that number...

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ba
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and i said, a\re you a gay ass fucker who can't take a baseball up the ass you faggot???? and he said yes........

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Quoted from Flaming Arrow:
Hahahahahahahahah!

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[15:03] Witty Tirade: Dear wittytirade,

I'm not sure if this was clear or not, but does the said "pretty emo-girl" actually come with the Autographed Fight Club Signed by Chuck Palahniuk 3rd Pr? Because I've been in the market recently for some pretty emo-action, and seeing that I'm overweight, it's not easy for me to get. Anyway, if you'll please ask your friend, the "pretty emo-girl", it would be much appreciated. Thanks, ~Valdearg

He totally has to respond to that.

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He did, Bon just posted his response....

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ba
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Oh, I thought that was just something Bon wrote.

Mr Excitable
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wow someone is really bitter

You can baptize a cat, you just need to use a burlap sack.

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Seriously. I want that book now. Someone buy it for me in exchange for sex.

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I will buy it in exchange for a pair of emo glasses since I lost my sex drive a month ago. I IM'ed Emp on AIM asking how to be emo so yea I need glasses.

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Quoted from EscalatorToHell:
Seriously. I want that book now. Someone buy it for me in exchange for sex.

Okay I have a credit card number...a visa in my hand right now. Think about what you said. Is Brittany now a hooker. Cause ill buy it just to see some Breasts.

You can baptize a cat, you just need to use a burlap sack.

I want a sandwich named after me - Jon Stewart

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Quoted from Mr Excitable:
Quoted from EscalatorToHell:
Seriously. I want that book now. Someone buy it for me in exchange for sex.

Okay I have a credit card number...a visa in my hand right now. Think about what you said. Is Brittany now a hooker. Cause ill buy it just to see some Breasts.

Do it, man. Not because she'll really show you her tits, but because it'll be funny when you waste your money and she tells you to piss off.

Zippo279: I told IF0 that I had a sex dream about him, but that was a lie.
Zippo279: Because he was in one of those "I'm feeling sorry for myself" moods and I wanted to shut him up.

peach
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Quoted from EscalatorToHell:
Seriously. I want that book now. Someone buy it for me in exchange for sex.

Unless you're busy with monopoly that day.

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Public Service Announcement: I'm buying the book.

A decision I made before ETH offered the sex.

Gay Turtle and Ass
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gotta get that VICTORY ROYALE #gamer #memes #LoL

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Who is Valdearg, and why doesn't he post here?

>>a great deal of resentment.

peach
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Quoted from Fisher:
Public Service Announcement: I'm buying the book.

A decision I made before ETH offered the sex.

you can have emp sign it and show it to all of your friends.

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Quoted from peach:
Quoted from Fisher:
Public Service Announcement: I'm buying the book.

A decision I made before ETH offered the sex.

you can have emp sign it and show it to all of your friends.

I already have one of those.

peach
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Hmm, more people on INTL should send letters to each other.

Erags

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Hey PR, just out of curiousity, did Emp link you, or did you stumble on it yourself?

Because if Emp linked you, it's really not as funny.. he just wants it posted here to get attention.

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it was a cool party.
cool pool party..
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Quoted from Fisher:

He never told me you said hi :/

Fisher
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For shame.

Either way, you're going to owe me sex in a few days.

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Quoted from peach:
Hmm, more people on INTL should send letters to each other.

If you give me your address, I'll write you. Same goes for anyone.

EscalatorToHell

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Quoted from Vervet:
Quoted from peach:
Hmm, more people on INTL should send letters to each other.

If you give me your address, I'll write you. Same goes for anyone.

It'd be neat to get some sort of pen pal thing going, but it'd probably go the way Kayte's mix CD club.

Vervet
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It would be neat, and fun, depending on those involved. If anyone's interested, PM me, and if I get enough responses, I'll start a thread.

Swear on my toes I won't send you a mailbomb, Britt.

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